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Liang and Liang belong to that dynasty.

Liang and Liang are the two main characters in the traditional northeast two-person turn-to-Liang rolling dough. Song didn't explain the dynasty in which they lived. They could only infer from the story that it happened in Ming or Qing Dynasty.

"Liang Handmade Noodles", also known as "Luo Skirt" or "Brotherhood of Brothers and Sisters", is an important sketch in drama. It is a classical duet in Northeast China with a strong ancient flavor. The performers are Hu Erlou and Li Ping.

Lyrics:

Ming alas, this can kill me.

Li Tangxian walked out of the door with heavy legs.

My heart is as heavy as a stone.

My Lord, he asked me to make a bowl of Longxu Noodles.

I'm really embarrassed, old man. I am really embarrassed.

I've never seen this face,

I have never heard of this name.

I was so anxious that I asked everyone outside the store.

They don't just shake their heads and spit out their tongues.

I don't have to work hard for many years to see you off, stir-fry and cook, and I can't make a Longxu Noodles today. Offending adults means going to jail. Blurred eyes, dizzy hair and deaf ears. I'm in a dilemma and my mind is unstable.

It is better to close the shop and leave this Banqiao village.

Alas. Old Li Man Ziming's father and daughter opened a small shop, and the guests kept coming. Last night, I was welcomed by eight family patrols. I asked him what he used. He doesn't want to eat fish, eggs, jiaozi or rice, but he insists on a bowl of Longxu Noodles. I have never heard anyone's words, let alone seen them with my own eyes. What can this be called? This ..... Yes, I'd better discuss it with my daughter before making a plan.

My daughter Liang looks forward to her relatives day and night. Since that year, brother and sister fled and separated from Lu Yuhu. They haven't seen their relatives for ten years. Flowers bloom and fall, geese go and geese return. I don't know when I can find my eldest brother Yu Zi. I really miss my little sister!

The snow melted, the ice disappeared, and it was another spring.

The scenery of pink and willow green is new.

Peace and good weather,

My shop is crowded with customers.

Godfather is very kind to me,

I am interested in thousands of fathers.

Business is booming,

It's as warm as spring in the shop.

It is difficult for spring to melt the snow in my heart.

Look at pedestrians and miss your loved ones.

Dear friends!

Brother and sister separated for ten years,

Miss Wang looks forward to the whole spring.

Can it be said that beggars have nowhere to run?

Starving to death in decadence?

You said you escaped the disaster and were killed?

The mountain forest was swallowed by a wolf?

People say that everyday dreams lead to dreams,

There are no relatives in my dreams every night.

Miss your loved ones, tears are rolling. ...

Ming's daughter didn't speak, and her clothes were wet with sweat.

Daughter, daughter, no!

Father Kim, what's the matter?

Ming is still "appropriate". This is inappropriate! Last night, I went to Fu Ba and stayed in our shop!

Qian Jin's father, who cares about seven rooms and eight hospitals, what are the disadvantages of nine rooms and ten hospitals? He pays for staying in the hotel, pays for eating, and pays back the pile of money without eating or drinking!

Ming's daughter, you don't know This patrolling adult is young, handsome and sensible. He doesn't choose shops, covers, wine and food.

Kim, what does he want?

Ming insisted that I treat myself with a bowl of noodle soup.

Isn't gold just a bowl of noodle soup? Daughter, I'll do it.

Come back tomorrow!

Father Kim, what can I do for you?

Will you, Ming?

Father Kim, have you forgotten that you were always sick, and your daughter didn't do it for you?

Ming, what do you call that noodle?

Father Jin, the noodles they made are called lions rolling hydrangeas, and pearls are dripping in the air.

Mingkeda people want Jiujiang Bajiang Fengdan Chaoyang soup all over the world, and cut Longxu Noodles with nine heads and eighteen tails!

Gold, this face is always plain ... this face belongs to my Liang family. How did he know? Is that my big brother Yu Zi? Really ... back? I miss my brother and sister. I haven't heard from them for ten years. I'm afraid it's hard to see my eldest brother Yu Zi!

I'm sorry to see my daughter, so I quit. I'd better confess to the adults earlier!

Father Kim, what are you doing?

Ming confessed to the adults.

Are you going to stop making vegetarian noodles?

It's not that Ming won't do it, but that no one will.

Golden michel platini, daughter, I will do it!

You know what, can you do it?

Kim.

Will Ming really do it?

Kim can really do it. one

Ha Ming ... That's good. Daughter, this time, michel platini, my ears didn't thunder, my eyes didn't punch, my head didn't feel dizzy, my legs didn't feel weak, and my pulse didn't diverge. Daughter!

Godfather Kim!

Jin Heming, let's get started.

I'm glad that you can be the dry father of noodle soup and Ming's daughter.

Kim washed her hands in an apron, and I hurried downstairs to the kitchen.

Scoop out a bowl of noodles from the jar,

With an open hand and a black basin-

The golden handle is wrapped in noodles.

Take the dragon out and play in the water-

Ming fu on the white robe.

Jinyi and Lianghe Pingsha Wild Goose,

Ming San Si and the sea turned upside down.

Jin Wuliu and Caiyun chase the moon,

July and August in Ming Dynasty and birds in the morning.

Stones and pearls are all shelled,

Put light and beauty together.

The gold is on master Bao's chopping board.

Zhao Ming handed the KuangYin panlong stick.

Zhao Jin Zilong drove the king away in front of Changbanpo.

One roll and two rolls are like a full moon,

Tomorrow, three rolls and four rolls of paper.

With a big knife in his hand,

This part is like Guan Gong beheading Cai Yang. One size fits everyone-

A golden dragon plate and jade pillars;

Ming two knife chop-

Jin Erlang took the mountain to catch the sun;

Ming San Dao chop-

Prince Jin, Nezha;

Ming four knife chop-

Jin Sima voted for Tang Dynasty;

Ming five knife chop-

Wu Jinzi crossed Masha River in vain;

Ming six knife chop-

Jin Zhen guards the three levels;

Qi Ming Dao qie yi

Jin Qi strategist Sun Yanbin;

Ming eight knife chop-

Gold lost to the northland Yang Balang;

Nine knives-

Out of Han Xin in front of Jiulishan;

Ten knives of the Ming Dynasty-

Kim ambushed the overlord from all directions.

Instantly cut,

Godfather, you always cook soup quickly.

Hello, Ming Hao!

Old man, I said hello,

My daughter's craftsmanship is really strong.

Chai Wang was taken to Jinnan Hospital,

That Kui Mulang was put in the pit of Ming Zao.

Gold is scooped out of the jar, and Dayu controls the water.

Fall in the center of the pot (helmet).

With a gourd of beam in his hand,

The wind flickered in the flames.

Kim burned a general named Yang,

The next strategist is called Sean.

The white stripes in Langli are good at water.

Take Li Kui JY across the ocean alive.

Ming's daughter, she looks familiar. Pick noodles and soup quickly, l

It's Kim.

Liang picked up a bowl of Longxu Noodles with nine heads and eighteen tails.

Then put it in Jiujiang Ba He Feng Dan Chao Yang Tang. Pick up the noodle soup and go out. ...

Daughter Ming, where are you going?

Kim, I send noodle soup to adults.

The wise Lord didn't let you go, so you'd better go back to your room and rest. Wait for the godfather to offer soup. You'd better go back to your room and rest.

Take your time, father king. The daughter went back to her room.

Buy me soup!

Li Tangxian picked up soup and noodles.

Go out of the kitchen and come to the building.

Take a step, put it in the room,

Speak up, boss. You always use soup.

Jed flashed.

The soup and noodles that Liang took over,

Can't help crying.

Look over here:

Snowflakes are white, white and thin, thin and long.

A bowl full of jade and silver thread.

Like a group of dragons in a bowl,

Like a dragon beard.

Nine faucets are facing up,

Eighteen dragon tails make bowls to help.

Look at the soup again:

Tender chopped green onion, emerald green,

Aromatic oil flower, yellow.

An egg yolk is in the bowl.

Yellow is red, red is bright, bright, oily,

Just like a red sunrise in the east.

Cai Feng lies on both sides of Sun,

The head of coriander leaves,

The arm of a spinach leaf,

Roses have long feathers and tails.

Peach-petal rockhopper,

Apricot mouth,

Spring Festival petals and chicken feet are golden yellow.

Shake your wings,

Shake it, open your mouth,

Phoenix seems to be spreading its wings.

What a bowl of dragons with nine heads and eighteen tails,

A bowl of Jiujiang Bahe Fengdan Chaoyang soup from all corners of the country.

In order to visit this bowl of noodle soup,

Visit thousands of towns and villages.

The smell of noodle soup brings good news.

My little sister lives in this shop.

Put the noodles on the console table,

Li Tangxian come and listen carefully.

Li Tangxian, who made and rolled this bowl of noodle soup?

My Lord, this soup is made by my daughter, and this noodle is made by my daughter.

Where's Jed Did your daughter do it? Did your daughter write it?

Ming is exactly.

Didn't Miss Jie make the jade herself? Li Tangxian, go and ask your daughter to collect the reward.

Ming is. Daughter, come quickly!

Kim is here. Godfather, you're back! What did the patrol leader tell you?

Ming daughter, when I saw this bowl of noodles, my face suddenly changed. I look around and my eyes are sweating!

Boss Kim, is he crying?

I asked you to accept the reward.

Gold or reward? Godfather, then let's go.

Call your daughter. Do you know how to kowtow when you meet an adult?

Kim kowtows to adults!

See clearly, no. The little girl should kowtow with her back to the adults and answer with her back to the adults.

Kim, I can't see what that old man looks like!

I asked you to receive a reward, and you received a reward just to see what he looked like. Don't look

Kim, I get it.

It's good to know. Let's go!

Hello, Kim.

Ming has arrived. Daughter, wait here. I will report to the boss. Tell your honor that my daughter has arrived.

Jed has come to collect the reward.

Ming is. Daughter, the adult let you in to receive the reward!

It's Kim.

Daughter Ming, you should answer carefully. I will wait for you outside the door.

Kim wrote it down. A civilian kowtowed to an adult.

Jade knelt down but a waiter's daughter?

It will be very accurate.

Jade came to ask you, this bowl of noodle soup was made and rolled by yourself?

I made the gold myself and rolled it myself.

Is jade ancestral or artistic?

My grandmother can make golden noodles and pass them on to my mother, and my mother will pass them on to me.

Jade is so ancestral, not artistic.

Gold doesn't deceive adults, but it is ancestral.

I don't like the people here, whether it's Zuyu or artistic knowledge. Where do you live? What's your last name? Don't be afraid, speak slowly. .

Lord Kim, please tell me!

Yu said. '

Jin Liang Kinsey didn't speak, and tears ran down his face.

Speak respectfully, listen respectfully, listen respectfully, listen respectfully.

Where do the Jeds live?

Kim asked me about my family, and I have it at home.

Not nobody.

I used to live in Wei Kuifu,

Then move to Liangjia Village.

Jed, what's your father's name?

Jin didn't tell his father Liang Zhongdian.

Your mother Jed?

My grandmother's surname is Shan and my mother's name is Shan.

How many brothers does Yu have?

Gold has no three brothers, and there are no four brothers under gold.

We were born brother and sister.

Jed, what's your brother's name?

Kim, my eldest brother's name is Liang.

Emerald ... What's your name?

My name is Liang.

Yu Liang Kinsey?

Listen to her name, her parents,

This is the so-called pain of Yuzi.

Brother and sister have been separated for ten years,

Meet at the store today.

I want to meet my little sister.

Wait a minute.

It is unclear to mistake a civilian for a woman.

Get to the bottom of it,

Chang Xian's daughter,

Why are you in this shop?

Jin Wen heard the boss ask me:

It hurts me more to mention this.

Ten years ago,

Younger brothers and sisters, sick parents.

Taohua and Ding Kui were hired.

Xiao Dingkui served my father,

Peach blossom girl waits on my mother.

Ding Kui, he sincerely served my father,

Peach blossom girl has no conscience to serve my mother.

Angry because my mother hit her,

I hate playing with peach blossoms.

Monk robes and hats were stolen in the street,

Hiding in my mom's closet and painting gold.

She put her tongue under my father's tongue,

Said my mother made friends with monks.

Father listened, believe it or not.

Search upstairs with a big stick.

Take out the robe and hat from the cupboard,

I hit my mother with a big stick.

Hit her three times a day,

Hit her nine times in three days.

Jed, let me ask you something. Are your father and your mother husband and wife from childhood or halfway?

Kim has been husband and wife since childhood.

If Xiaoyu has been a husband and wife since childhood, just hit her twice to ease the hatred in her heart. Why is this course torture?

Lord Kim!

Yu said.

Kim wants to ask her why she hit my mother,

Everything happens for a reason.

Peach blossom girl comes to grow handsome,

Father loves peach blossoms, but mother is annoyed.

Beat my mother in unbearable pain.

Endure grievances and hate not to ruin yourself.

Hanging my birth mother in the back garden ...

Jade, alas!

Kim, my father got lucky and got married for the second time.

Jed, your father is the head of the family. How can you listen to one side of the story

Kim shouldn't take this as a trivial matter,

He is my father, too. He is always worried.

How is Peach Blossom treating your brother and sister?

Kim later gave birth to a son in the peach blossom.

Hurt our brothers and sisters.

Peach blossom girl gave Ding Kui a steel knife.

Ding Kui couldn't help pretending to search.

Let's go to the back garden and meet my sister.

Escaped from Liangjia Village overnight.

At the intersection of Shuangyang and Sancha, I met a tiger.

Break up two brothers and sisters

I don't know where my brother fell,

I begged for food and searched thousands of villages.

On that day, the head of Banqiao Village fainted from hunger.

Li Tangxian saved me from bad karma.

He thinks of me as his own daughter,

I treated him like a godfather.

This is a fact of the past,

No empty talk. It's all true.

Yuliangzi Jade is happy, sad and hateful.

Hello, I'm really my little sister, Liang.

Sorrow only grieves over the death of one's biological mother,

I only hate that slave peach blossom little bitch.

Suppress anger, endure grief,

It hurts to see my little sister in tears.

Liang came to the side. Do you think I am the home of your eldest brother Yu Zi?

Kim, what, are you my big brother Yu Zi?

Xiaoyu, what, am I not your big brother Yu Zi?

Master Jin, when brother and sister separated, eldest brother was still a scholar, and now you are wearing a black veil.

Wearing an embroidered robe, don't say that you are not my eldest brother Yu Zi, but my eldest brother. ...

How about jade?

Kim, I dare not recognize him!

Yuziyu, this is your fault. When brother and sister were separated, you were a scholar. Now you are wearing a black veil and an embroidered robe. Needless to say, your little sister doesn't recognize her, and she can't even tell her own appearance! If Liang doesn't tell me about your family, I will tell the last couple. Yes, you think eldest brother Yu Zi is back, but this is wrong. You go to see your son Yuda.

Brother, I went to see my sister.

Lord Kim, listen!

Liang never spoke again, tears streaming down her face.

Speak with respect and listen to your heart.

You said it was my big brother who went home,

Interrogate the family as usual.

What house does our family live in?

Then move. What village?

Which village built houses?

What is the gatehouse built, and what is the unbreakable wall?

Which building is built so high that it hides the sun and the moon?

Which building is short and the sun is shining?

Which building is built on the snake tray?

Which building was built on Wollongong?

You must answer this question correctly,

Boss!

Miss Yu!

Kim, I can recognize the Yu Zi brothers and go back to his hometown.

We are mothers! 、

Yu Liangzi Yu left the lobby without speaking.

Sister, listen carefully.

I thought I lived in Wei Kuifu,

Then move to liangjiazhuang.

Building a house in Liangjiazhuang Village,

This is the wall where eagles can't fall.

The East Building was built so high that it covered the sun and the moon.

The west building is short and swaying in the sun.

The South Tower was built on a snake tray,

The North Building is built on Wollongong.

Whether these cases are right or wrong,

Little sister!

Boss Kim!

Why didn't Jed recognize Yu Zi's brother and return to his hometown?

We are mothers!

Kim asks you again,

Who is drinking upstairs?

Who is making clothes upstairs?

Who? What's upstairs? What are you looking at?

Who is stealing mandarin ducks upstairs?

Under which building are sesame seeds stored?

Under which building is a barn buried?

Where is the ground floor?

Which floor is the kitchen on?

This case, this case, you must answer correctly,

Kim, I can recognize that the Yu Zi brothers have returned to his hometown.

We are mothers!

Jed, my father can drink upstairs,

Our mother is making clothes upstairs.

Dude, I'm a civilized man,

Little sister, you are embroidering upstairs and stealing mandarin ducks.

Sesame hoard in the south downstairs,

Bury a barn under the north building.

The bottom of the East Building is milled out.

Make a kitchen under the west building.

Did you answer this and this correctly?

Little sister!

Boss Kim!

Why didn't Jed recognize Yu Zi's brother and return to his hometown?

We are mothers!

Kim, a mother came to see a mother,

I'll ask you that after I finish yours.

How many willows are there in front of our door?

How many rows of mulberry trees are there in the back garden?

Who loves to eat mulberry seeds and why?

Who likes to rest in the shade?

What kind of watchdog?

What is fighting, Phoenix?

What is a walking swallow?

What is a straight neck cavity?

This case, this case, you must answer correctly,

Boss!

Miss Yu!

Kim, I can recognize that the Yu Zi brothers have returned to his hometown.

We are mothers!

Jed, mom came to see mom,

Compatriots little sister listen carefully:

There are seven willows in the front yard.

There are nine rows of mulberry trees in the back garden.

My father likes to plant seven willows.

Our maternal love produces nine kinds of mulberries.

We love mulberry and sericulture,

My father likes the shade of willow trees.

Our Lou Jin dog looks after the tiger at home.

The golden rooster crows like a phoenix.

The duck walks along the tuxedo,

Nyctereute White Goose cried loudly.

Did you answer this and this correctly?

Little sister!

Boss Kim!

Why don't you admit that the Yu Zi brothers have returned to his hometown?

We are mothers!

Jin Liang Kinsey didn't speak, just cried.

Your mouth is respectful, your ears are listening,

You answered this question and this question correctly,

Ask three generations of love again.

Whose daughter did our father marry?

Whose are we, two sworn nephews?

How many uncles and brothers do we have?

What is the name of each one?

This case, this case, you must answer correctly,

Boss!

Miss Yu!

Kim, I know the Yu Zi brothers are home,

We are mothers!

Jed, my father married a single woman,

You and I are two nephews of karma.

Uncle, they have three brothers.

Every top one is famous;

Big JIU single dragon, two JIU single tiger,

His uncle's single leopard is called Hui Qing.

Did you answer this and this correctly?

Little sister!

Boss!

Why don't you admit the Yu Zi brothers and go home?

We are mothers!

Three golden love, you are right,

Then ask the parents about their age.

When is my father's birthday?

What year, month and hour were you born?

When is our mother's birthday?

When is she always born?

Brother, how old are you this year?

What year, month and hour were you born?

Little sister, I am a teenager this year.

When was I born?

This case, this case, you must answer correctly,

I can recognize my eldest brother Yu Zi and go home.

We are the same mother.

My father is fifty years old this year.

He was born at midnight on the 25th of the first month.

My mother is 48 years old this year.

She was born on April 25th.

Brother, I'm eighteen,

I was born at noon on July 25th.

Sister, you are sixteen years old this year.

You were born at sunset on125 October.

Did you answer this and this correctly?

Little sister!

Boss Kim!

Why did Jed go home without recognizing Yu Zi's brother?

We are mothers!

A mother is born with a mother,

I'll ask you that case after I finish your case.

You were right about the age of your family,

Then ask about brother and sister.

How old are you? How old did I leave home?

How old are you and how old do I have to be to meet?

What should I give you as a note when you leave?

What evidence do you give me?

There must be evidence in front of you,

I think big brother is still at home.

There's no evidence in front of you,

I want to recognize you.

Jed, when you were six, I left home when I was eight.

You must come to see me when you are sixteen and eighteen.

When I left, you made a note for my plain flower skirt.

I'll give you a knife to cut the plain noodles and open them back.

If you don't teach your little sister that you have a good memory,

I forgot about the skirt.

Turn around and open the small package,

Hold the plain flowered skirt in your hand.

Tell my little sister to look carefully. ...

Kim holds the certificate of the skirt.

It's just, it's hard to see big brother!

Big brother must go home,

Revenge is revenge.

Grab the peach blossom and chop it with a knife.

See Ding Kui repay kindness.

Little sister speaks really loudly.

Speak inside and listen outside.

Jin Mei doesn't know,

Brother Yu is no stranger,

Pick up your little sister and remind her.

Kim and Yu are crying in the shop room …

Ming Daojiao Li Tangxian blinded me.

I rushed into the store.

Jin Heyu thanked the benefactor for saving his life!

Ming's daughter, why is this?

Father Kim, I think about this every day. The Yu Zi brothers who are looking forward to every night are back!

Dad Yu, thanks to your care, little sister met her brother and sister today, which is also the time for our father and son to reunite. Come on, let's turn around and be worshipped by our brothers and sisters!

Say goodbye or not.

Jade has no reason not to worship! Thank you.

You can't do it! You can't do it! Get up ... ha ...

Jade is good, exactly: surging three rivers,

Gold can't express help,

Ming handmade noodles ren brothers and sisters

Reunion in the store!