Wrote wrong Chinese characters. Examples of jokes or bad consequences caused by mispronouncing Chinese characters (applicable to the fifth grade of primary school), please help.

Whether it is rice or wine, those who can eat a catty must be eating, and those who can eat a catty must be vicious.

2. Ten-finger salary (ten fingers linked to one heart)

First, people who don't work can't eat, and they have to work ten fingers to get food; Secondly, when it comes to Nami rice every month, it is estimated that you can't move your fingers.

3. Gonggong Channel (public channel) (city channel)

A while ago, from CCTV to local TV stations, turning on the TV was all historical dramas, and my eyes were full of fathers-in-law. However, it seems that the limelight has turned these days and it has become popular again. It is estimated that in the eyes of playing TV, absolute male, super female and father-in-law are all the same thing, making money. So it's also called full channel.

4. Zero tree planting (afforestation)

It is said that the number of trees planted on Arbor Day every year is astronomical.

5. In world affairs, if you drink too much, you will get drunk, and if you drink too much, you will be divided (the general trend of the world, if you divide for a long time, you will divide for a long time).

No wonder some people say that manufacturers in China are grandfathers and consumers are grandsons. Advertisements that make decisions for consumers like this are everywhere in China.

6. A salary of 100 million yuan (single-minded)

With an annual salary system, it is estimated that only Bill Gates in the world can achieve an annual salary of 100 million (if he is willing to pay himself). The problem is that the bosses of some large and medium-sized domestic enterprises have set themselves an annual salary far higher than that of ordinary workers and technicians. Bosses do contribute more to the enterprise than ordinary employees, but is it necessary for them to set themselves an annual salary several times higher than ordinary employees? 9word.com

7. Take a break and write a drink

A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

8. Buy your life

In ancient times, a businessman who was away from home asked someone to take a letter home and ask him to bring back what he needed. But when his wife saw this letter, she was really scared. The letter said, "... it's rainy here, so I get sick easily because I didn't buy life." Please go home today and buy my life for me, earnestly ... "In fact, this man mistyped the umbrella (traditional Chinese) as the" life "of life and made a joke.

Someone's father goes to school to deliver meals to his son. After his father left, people in the dormitory began to shoot things. Dagang had a big mouth, and soon he finished his share, licked his mouth and looked at others' share. Qi immediately grabbed his share and shouted, "What are you looking at?"

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After a while, "this is my shit! That's your shit! " "Don't look! My dung is better than yours, isn't it ... "

In the winter morning, my family and I swept the mine (snow) on the road.

When I woke up, my mother was sleeping by my bed. Looking at her bloodshot eyes, I couldn't help crying. ...

Today, I am very happy to climb the mountain with my grandmother (grandparents) and my mother (parents).

Later, he unfortunately suffered from congenital heart disease.

During the spring outing, we sat in the newspaper, eating, drinking and having fun.

Yesterday, Sister Zhang gave me a book, which is "Holding Flowers to Death" by Mr. Lu Xun.

It's a long way to get up in the morning to pick up dung. Stop for a drink (have a rest) when you are tired.

New words and sentences:

Motherland: Today we learned the word motherland.

Woods: Today we learned about Woods.