Who can tell me a very funny joke? It’s so funny that it makes my stomach hurt. Don’t be in pain at the time~~ Don’t be too obscene. Thank you! ~Although I don’t have wealth, I love you!

The Seven Fairies were bathing in the lake, but Bajie was too anxious to see them.

Tang Monk shouted seriously to the lake: Donor, be careful of the crocodiles!

The seven fairies flew ashore naked.

Bajie lamented: The leader’s IQ cannot be surpassed

Tang Monk and four others took a plane to travel. The plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, Tang Seng said, everyone should answer the questions, and those who can’t answer will jump down.

Tang Monk: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Seng: Give you a handful.

Tang Monk: Sha Monk, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One.

Tang Seng: I’ll give you one too.

Bajie on the side was happy, such a simple question.

Tang Monk: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

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Bajie jumped down.

Not long after, the four of them took a plane to travel again. It crashed again on the way and still only had three parachutes.

They continued to answer questions.

Tang Monk: Wukong, when was the People’s Republic of China established?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Seng: Give you a handful.

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many people died in the liberation war?

Sha Seng: 2.5 million people.

Tang Seng: I’ll give you one too.

Tang Monk: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

......Bajie jumped down by himself again.

The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was another accident on the way.

At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don’t need to ask, I will dance by myself.

Then he jumped.

Tang Monk put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time

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