What are the names of impatient people and chronic people in Degang Guo crosstalk?

This is Liu Baorui's three risks a day.

This is a traditional joke. Before Master Guo, I don't know how many people said it was called "Three Dangers a Day", but said it was a satire on the chronic temper.

Degang Guo's brief return at the New Year's party of Deyun Society's crosstalk.

Jing Li is slow to respond. People who drive to Degang Guo say "slow down, don't have an accident", but when Jing Li drives out, Degang Guo has to say "hurry up, don't delay".

Jing Li bought a new car and went for a ride that day.

On the fourth ring road, the car began to run.

"God, three steps are so fast!"

There is a disabled person next to him who is much faster in a wheelchair.

Open it yourself, "God, it's so exciting!"

It's been four hours. It's been two kilometers. . . . .

Stop at the edge, "I have to have a rest, my heart is almost jumping out! God, this is so exciting! ! "

Sitting on the side of the road, "it's just that the car is a little small. If I had money, I would change to a big car. It would be nice to change to a big car, but I have no money. "

Bang! I dropped a big bag and opened it. It was full of money.

"My mama of, too exciting, god! Not only can you buy a car this time, but you can also marry a beautiful wife! ! ! "

Bang! A woman fell, this beautiful woman, lying there. .

"God, it's so exciting!"

Four policemen came up and said, "Hey, did you kill this? ! "