400-word homophonic joke composition

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to hang up, he said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles."

As soon as the master heard that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", he quickly agreed. He hurried to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper, a clever man, immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and of course this pig ear is mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" "

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" "