Unscramble interesting philosophical jokes

Unscramble interesting philosophical jokes

1. When another person knew about it, he decided to do the same thing, so he went to the market to sell pigs. When it was dark and rainy, 20 pigs were not sold, so he went to the same farmer's house for the night. At first, it was similar to the situation of the previous man. It was not until he slept on the young woman that the young woman asked not to move. The man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Let's go and give it to two pigs. The woman agreed. The man stopped seven times and the woman asked him why he didn't move. The man said: it's over! Don't go up there. The man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Let's go and give it to two pigs. The woman agreed. The man stopped seven times and the woman asked him why he didn't move. The man said: it's over! Don't go up there. The man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Let's go and give it to two pigs. The woman agreed. The man stopped seven times and the woman asked him why he didn't move. The man said: it's over! Men can't do it, and women can't help it. After dawn, the man lowered his head and urged two pigs to go to the market. . .

Interesting solution: before investing, we must first recognize our own strength, invest carefully in combination with the scale of the enterprise, and beware of the break of the capital chain.

2. After learning this, another man decided to do the same thing and learn a lesson, so he first traded a pig for a Viagra. After dawn, the man whistled and drove 38 pigs (including 18 pigs from the young woman's house) to the market. . . . Interesting solution: If an enterprise is helped by financial capital, its own operating capacity will double. There are many men who know this method, and Viagra is in short supply. Gradually need two pigs, three pigs for 1 viagra. Interesting solution: this is inflation. When the price rises to 16 for pigs 1 viagra. . .

Interesting solution: Men enter marginal cost. In addition to having confidence in your own ability, it is actually difficult to switch to being a pig.

More and more men become pigs. The decision to sell Viagra expanded productivity, and introduced a second Viagra: if you are short of a pig, you can borrow it first as long as you promise to get a woman's room for one night, and then pay the pig after the job is done. This method has greatly promoted the sales of Viagra.

Interesting solution: this is a loan that allows enterprises to choose to borrow working capital according to their future income.

Viagra store immediately announced that even if you don't have a 1 pig, you can borrow it first as long as you promise to spend the night in the ladies' room, and then pay the pig after the job is done.

Interesting solution: this is financial innovation, so that people now can spend money in the future. You can't spend money when you are old anyway.

As soon as the news came out, more and more men changed pigs. Someone is looking for Viagra Store: This project is great. How about turning it into a quality fund and selling bonds so that you can share my profits? Viagra stores feel very good, so they divide the pig-changing men into three categories: one is to change live pigs, the other is to borrow some live pigs, and the other is to issue three kinds of bonds without borrowing live pigs at all. Everyone rushed to Viagra's to buy bonds. The business of Viagra Store was so good that it outsourced the bond sales to another company and made a fortune together.

The company is getting bigger and bigger, and it can even be distributed out of the actual sales situation of Viagra, bringing huge cash benefits to itself and Viagra stores.

Interesting solution: this is done by professionals. From entity operation to capital operation, the economy has entered a higher level.

6. There are too many men who change pigs, and women can't stand waiting in long lines. She wanted to hide, so she moved away. At one time, there were countless pigs who owned Viagra.

Solution: This is an individual phenomenon, which belongs to normal market fluctuation and will not affect the whole economy.

7. That woman refused to move back. Some men who owe pigs have no income and have to default. Therefore, a large number of bonds cannot be converted into cash pigs at maturity. At first glance, a grain of Viagra 16 pigs was not enough, and the bond company declared bankruptcy.

Solution: This is a subprime mortgage crisis and will not affect the whole financial industry.

8. I didn't know that bond companies also insured bonds. At first glance, the insurance company could not afford to pay, and also declared bankruptcy.

Solution: This is the so-called financial crisis. Postscript: It is said that the woman went to a paradise on the peninsula.

9. A person went to the market to sell pigs. It was raining in the dark and 20 pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night. The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home. Man: Please, big sister, give it to 1 pig. W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house. Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig. The woman agreed. In the middle of the night, man: I sleep on you. The woman refused. Man: For two pigs. The young woman agreed, but asked not to go up. The man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Let's go and give it to two pigs. The woman agreed. The man moved eight times and then stopped. The woman asked: Why don't you move? Man: The pig is gone. The woman whispered, shall I give you a pig? . . After dawn, the man blew his whistle and caught 30 heads (including 10 from the young woman's house) and went to the market. . .

Interesting solution: in order to find the potential needs of users, we must guide and cultivate the needs of users in the early stage, so that the investment generated is in line with the law of development.

10. In order to prevent its bonds from losing money in the future, the company decided to buy insurance for Viagra, which made it easier to sell bonds. Because once there is a problem with the bond, you can also get compensation from the insurance company. Wow, the sales of bond companies are great now, and insurance companies also get huge insurance income for no reason.

Solution: This is a risk hedging and strategic alliance, which improves the anti-risk ability of enterprises and protects the interests of consumers.

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