A little joke about loving the motherland and hometown

Smile every day: 1 Xiaoming used "if" in his homework today. . . Just ... . "My mother was beaten after checking the sentence, because his sentence was" If I don't do my homework, my mother will beat me ". -I didn't expect to be beaten when doing homework ... 2. In biology class, the teacher asked us if the number of this cell would double after division. The first classmate said: don't double, and the second classmate also said: don't double. When it was the third classmate's turn, his deskmate woke him up, and then this powerful classmate immediately stood up and said, Grab the landlord ... 3. Passing by the door of a shopping mall, I heard a conversation between a sister and the key. Sister: Can you have a key here? Key: Sure. Sister: Then make one for me. After a few seconds of silence. The man with the key looked at MM and asked, Where is the key? Sister: I have the key. Why do I need your help?