A good joke about middle-aged people

1, a middle-aged man in his thirties, is of medium build and has a square face. Due to years of working in the fields, his skin is a little rough. It seems that he hasn't slept well for several nights, and his eyes are deep.

Aunt Li is almost forty years old, and years of hard work have left shallow crow's feet on her eyes. However, her thick shiny short hair is still so black. Although the eyes are single eyelids, they are delicate and bright. The lips that are often pressed tightly under the high bridge of the nose show sporadic vitality.

He is about thirty-five or six years old. His hair on his temples is slightly bald, his eyebrows are black and neat, and his eyes are bright. When he looks at people, he pays great attention; When you laugh, you show a neat white tooth; His fingers were thick, his nails were covered with black mud, and he was wearing an old blue cotton-padded jacket and a blue apron around his waist.

4. Xiao Changchun is about thirty years old, of medium build, wearing a pair of blue cloth slacks and a wide belt around his waist; The upper body is bare, muscular, with prominent shoulders and arms; Several red marks were tied to his shoulders by thick hemp ropes, which added to his strong spirit; No hair, stubble is thick and black; On the round face, under the broad and heavy eyebrows, a pair of shrewd and deep eyes flashed; Especially when he speaks, his mouth is full of white teeth, which is very eye-catching-the whole looks like a strong and handsome farmer.

In the dim light, I found that the light in the room was still on. Dad's thin figure is lying on the table ordering food. Ah! Dad works so late again. It was stuffy and hot, and my whole body was soaked with sweat. I jumped out of bed gently, went to get wool to wipe my sweat, and also wiped my father's sweat. When I looked closer, I saw that his face and back were soaked with beads of sweat, his undershirt was soaked, and several mosquitoes stung his father's shoulder to suck blood. I quickly slapped him and scared my dad. I handed the towel to my father, who casually wiped it and went back to work. When I went to bed again, I only heard the clock strike 12.

My aunt is in her thirties this year. She is tall, with an oval face and a straight nose. I have a straight nose in the corner of my eye. A few crow's feet are faintly visible in the corner of my eye, but there is also a clever look in my eyes.

7. When I got home, I looked at my father in dismay. He is tall, broad-shouldered, wearing a faded military uniform and a pair of bright eyes embedded in his bronze face. There are already several wrinkles on the forehead. At this time, my father may find me looking at him, so he kindly asked: Qingqing, what are you thinking? I said unhappily, dad, why did you go back to your hometown to farm when you were in the People's Liberation Army? People ask me what you do, but I dare not say. Dad listened to Zheng, his eyes lit up and his eyebrows suddenly picked up. He said that Lu did not have this idea, and even his father looked down on it. Without the hard work of our farmers, where did you get your rice bowls, vegetables and fruits?

8. I suddenly found that there were wrinkles like water ripples on my mother's smooth forehead, which were reflected one by one.

One, two, three, I have counted several. I don't like wrinkles, and I can't wait to grind them hard on her forehead with my hands to erase the traces left on her forehead in those years. Mother frowned and lost in thought-she put down her wool and sat blankly. I think my mother is depressed, especially when my father is away. She often does. The crow's feet around her eyes are clearly visible. These wrinkles attest to her diligence and greatness.

9. My mother is almost forty years old this year! When I opened the photo album, I saw that my mother was slim and had a delicate and beautiful face when she was young. Ruthless years have carved wrinkles on my mother's face, and now my mother has a slightly middle-aged woman's figure. Only then did I realize that we made my mother tired today.

Middle-aged people's appearance description sentences

1, he was just in his early forties, and his body began to get slightly fat, his lower abdomen gradually swelled, and his clothes became fat.

2, the nails are slightly tilted, there are a few faint black cracks on them, and the palms are covered with yellowish calluses, which is very rough.

3. His face is tight. Under his raised eyebrows, two cold lights are emitted from his eyes burned by anger. His chapped mouth keeps moving, and his lower lip has been bitten out with a tooth mark.

Teacher Zhang is nearly 500 years old, with short gray hair and deep wrinkles on his forehead. There is a motherly look in her eager eyes. Because of this, the students are very close to Teacher Zhang.

This man's face is red by the sun: eyebrows, cheekbones, chin, and the outline of the whole face is distinct. His eyes were bright and black, and he looked sharply at the wilderness and reeds in front of him.

6. His tired face is engraved with worried wrinkles, coupled with the outline of strong personality, it can be seen at a glance that he is a person who is used to getting more work and less, and there are big drops of sweat hanging on his forehead.

7. The oppression of heavy work makes Mr. Wang, who just turned 40, look very haggard. He is thin and dark, and obviously he has aged.

8. This is a middle-aged man. Slightly stubble on the face, dark skin. It should be washed by years, and his fingertips are slightly black. It seems that he has been smoked. I can see that he has been smoking for many years. His back beam was so straight that sweat stained his shirt.

Although he is only in his early forties, his temples are frosted, his thin sallow face is covered with wrinkles, and his hands showing the blue veins are covered with hard cocoons.

10, she is quick to do things, about forty years old, with a big bun at the back of her head, a long face, high cheekbones, thick lips and heavy eyebrows, and a strong figure.

1 1. This middle-aged man in his thirties is of medium height and has a square face. The skin on his face looks rough because of years of working in the fields. It seems that he hasn't slept well for several nights, and his eyes are deep.

12. This is a middle-aged man. His brown hair reveals that he is actually only 30 years old, and the momentum is compelling, which is simply tailor-made for him. Smiling glasses are placed on the bridge of his nose, and a faint moustache hangs below, which not only makes him look old but also makes him more energetic.

13, her beautiful lips are deformed, and her white teeth are dull, gnashing and disgusting.

14, the ruddy face is now covered with a layer of earthy gray, dull and dull; Thin cheeks and sunken eyes set off the cheekbones on both sides high.

15, Aunt Li is almost 40 years old, and years of hard work have left shallow crow's feet on her eyes. However, her thick shiny short hair is still so black. Although the eyes are single eyelids, they are delicate and bright, and the lips that are often pressed tightly under the high nose still show youthful vitality.

16, his long nose, sharp, red nose, like a piece of maltose sucked by a child.

17, this is a man in his 40 s, wearing a broken straw hat on his head, and his hair exposed outside the brim is gray. There is a coat that is neither gray nor yellow on the shoulder. The whole back, dark and shiny, seems to be coated with oil.

18, wearing a pair of wrinkled leather shoes, a portable briefcase and a bulging briefcase, shows that he has been to several places.

19, this man is about fifty years old, with wrinkles on his forehead, silver silk on his temples, and his eyebrows and beard have lost their former luster.

20, awkward and good-looking. A pair of eyes shot at the cold star, and two curved eyebrows were muddy as paint. Broad-minded, invincible.

2 1, look at him: skinny and wrinkled like a spider's web. A big rosacea, red, with a deep left eye and a narrow right eye. He is pale and looks much older than before. Beards, like hair, turn white.

He is a 22-year-old middle-aged man, burly and energetic, with a pair of big eyes shining with simple light.

23. She is in her thirties this year. She is very tall. The nose on her duck egg face is straight, and a few crow's feet are faintly visible in the corner of her eyes, but there is also a trace of exquisiteness in her eyes.

24. He is about thirty-five, with slightly bald sideburns, thick black eyebrows and neat eyes. When he looks at people, he pays great attention; When you laugh, you show a neat white tooth; His fingers were thick, his nails were covered with black mud, and he was wearing an old blue cotton-padded jacket and a blue apron around his waist.

Personality signature of middle-aged people

1, people always learn to grow up by themselves, along with the lonely growth of the journey.

2. Leaving the past behind may not have a good start, but it will certainly not be worse than the past.

It is said that the more you like a man, the more you want to bully him, and fooling around is also a kind of dependence.

4. The same word is both missing and missing. When I miss you the most, I realize that I miss you.

People will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will suffer from loss when they are happy.

6. The position in my heart is so big. If someone comes in, someone has to leave.

7. The sky is high and the sea is vast, and we want to be the strongest bubble.

8. I thought of a hundred reasons to let you stay, but you gave me 10 thousand excuses to leave.

9. Since when has there been no place for you in my heart?

10, natural talent, life experience, plus persistence the day after tomorrow, is success.

1 1. Once you are happy, you will never have a chance to be sad.

12. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

13, we can't control opportunities, but we can control ourselves.

14. Being a girl should be brave and strong, not decadent or sad. We must bravely face lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises.

15, girls should be strong and be strong for themselves. Girls should work hard and work hard for the future.

16, you upset my habits and my principles, and finally you became my habits and my principles.

17, I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.

18, I cried when I was sad. When I grow up, I will laugh when this happens.

19, I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

20. I'm just a madman. I always get sick for a few days. Please don't mind.

2 1, thousands of books is better than Wan Li Road, and Wan Li Road is better than countless people!

22. I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to joke with you and others.

When you have the courage to cut your long hair into short hair, you have the courage to give up the past.

24. There are three things in life that cannot be redeemed: time, opportunity and words.

25. The greatest happiness is three things: someone trusts you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.

26. I learned to take care of others, but forgot how to feel sorry for myself.

27. People should be kind to themselves, because life is short.

28. When I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. When you are around, I feel quietly leaning on you, even if I don't talk.

29. Even if you feel scared and confused, don't give up hope. You will be happy in the future, always believe this.

30. Why are ancient things called cultural relics? Now ordinary people treat them as waste.

3 1, the hourglass is reversed, which may not be able to rewrite the spring and autumn.

I love you. How many times have I told you? How many people have I changed?

33. I don't know why I especially like to buy it home and I want to eat it.

34, I don't know what is frivolous, I only know that the winner is king.

35, not a lifetime person, not a lifetime, not reluctantly, can let go.

I can't pretend to be reserved. Ladies are not my way, so I am destined to be a bitch.

37. Sometimes, starting over is just a stage!

38. People are sad, not because love is over, but when everything is over, love is still there.

39. Speaking of love in my school days, getting married is the proudest thing in my life.

40. Don't trust others just because they say what you want to hear.

4 1. How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

42. Some people can't feel it when they are around. Once they are lost, they almost kill me.

43. Make every day count.

44. There was a man who was carrying everything outside, but in the end he burst into tears in front of his brother.

45. The road ahead is full of thorns. I hesitated, but I never flinched.

46. You have subverted my world and left me with a lonely back.

47. Making your own decisions is a wonderful life.

48. There is only one kind of sleep called the death of waiting time. If it's not the end, why are we trembling?

49. The so-called low profile is just a high-profile gesture.

50. No matter how hard life is, you will eventually find someone who will make you want to be stupid.

5 1, a person should be crazy once in his life, whether for a man, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

52. It's not that I don't love it. I just don't want to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss

53. The world is a lemon yellow mesh in the pupil.

54. I have always believed that women will go further than men if they are willing to throw caution to the wind.

55. It is better to face the cruel present than the bright future.

56. Everyone who doesn't know love will meet someone who knows love.

My attitude depends on how you treat me.

58, some people are alive, he died, some people are alive, he should have died!

59. Use every second of this life to give yourself a future without regrets.

60. Those dust settled, once calm and calm, and completed the dormancy of several generations.

6 1. Missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime.

The twinkling stars and the sky are full of foxes.

63. If you want your dream to come true, wake up from it first.

It doesn't matter how much I love you. Keep the memories and grow old with me.

65. Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

66. The best age often falls in love with someone who won't accompany you.

67. Is there a feeling that our seventeen-year-old seems to be only last year?

68. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

If you don't fight for what you want, you will never get it.

70. We can quarrel, but it can't affect our relationship. No matter friendship or love.

7 1. Women should be brave, independent and responsible like men. Since you can't satisfy everyone, please satisfy yourself.

72. Our future is brilliant, because we are still young, and we can still work hard. You're old if you're not crazy.

73. When we know how to cherish ordinary happiness, we become winners in life.

Looking up at the sky, I smile and open my hands to face the future.

75. Don't forget the distance you decided to reach because of one setback.

76. Everyone will be tired. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People always have to learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.

77. Thinking too much will only ruin you. It makes you uneasy and makes things that are not bad worse.

78. Without rocks, there would be no wave agitation.

79. Everything in the world can start over, except life and time.

80. We dare not care too much for fear that others will not care at all.

8 1, sometimes happiness is to exchange a look.

82. Sometimes, it is better to turn around and leave than to pretend nothing has happened.

83. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

84. Life is too short to leave us time to wake up with regrets every day.

85. We all have some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

I can be defeated, but I won't allow myself to get up.

Qq Personality Signature of Middle-aged People

1. At least for a short time, I am the reason why you smile.

Cherish what you have now, maybe the next second won't be yours.

If you want to have more, don't pin your hopes on others.

4. Don't overemphasize self-esteem until you achieve something.

Our seventeen years old seems to be only last year.

6. If you can't have it, then forgetting is the best choice.

7. Let go of today's sadness and choose to live well after tomorrow.

8. Many times, we like others, but they don't know; More often, we hurt others unconsciously.

9. What saddens me most is that I work harder and care more than anyone, but I easily lose to others.

10, you play with others in front of me, and I watch quietly like a stranger.

1 1. I saw a piece of news yesterday. A man was hit by a pig. I wonder if it's a flying pig.

12, true friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, which can be seen everywhere.

13, don't compare me with anyone, I am not anyone's shadow, let alone anyone's substitute.

14, please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

15, if you want to grow up, you have to struggle several times to get back on your feet and never give up.

16, kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night, wake up with you, the life I want.

17, still on the road, I have to believe that after a storm comes a calm.

18, no matter how difficult it is now, we must be dancers of life.

19, too many things are locked in my heart, locked in the cold corners of my mouth, locked in bitterness, locked in nostalgia.

20. We are all busy actors, and we can't finish without devoting ourselves wholeheartedly.

2 1. If you don't have a dream, then you can only work hard for others' dreams.

22. Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

If you are afraid, tell yourself that the sun is still in the sky, just staying in another direction.

24. Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

25, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

26. if you take others too seriously, you will only be seen as useless by others.

27. The soul that has been knocked by naive bricks has long been awakened by the sensibility left behind.

28. If a person has to finish something he doesn't like, the best way is to do it as soon as possible and then finish it.

29, time will cure almost everything, please give time.

30. Even if you can't forget some memories, pretend you can't.

3 1, I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me, and I don't want anything that is not really given to me.

Don't be disturbed by anyone, because no one will know and care about their dreams like you.

33. I know an excellent child who is called someone else's child.

34, act young, wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

You will be very happy in ten years. Hold on.

36. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say regret.

37. It's not that the poor monk is not determined enough, but that the patroness is too thoughtful.

38. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, unless it is rotten fairy grass.

39, can't find the right person, in fact, it is very likely that you can't change the wrong yourself.

40, my love is not so complicated, two hearts, a home, love me, be good to me, nothing else.

4 1, I'll pay you back all the heavy rain I missed in those years.

42. Life is bumpy, and stumbling is inevitable.

43. Don't forget to promise what you want to do and where you want to go, no matter how difficult or how far.

44. Like you doesn't need a reason, but dislike you can be a reason.

45. Time will not take me away. Their years remain in our hearts.

46. The road to life depends on yourself, and success depends on yourself.

47. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

48. Everyone has to guess the story of flowers blooming and falling. Unfortunately, when two people fall in love, there is always helplessness.

49. As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.

50. The course of human development is like climbing a mountain. Every time you climb a height, you can see farther and more beautiful scenery!

5 1, love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

52. You are my old confidant after light years, and we will never meet again.

I know very well that this kind of love will not have any result, and it is frivolous if it does not prevent depression.

54. Getting to the bottom of everything is a common problem for women, but it can't stand the stimulation of the truth.

55. Climb the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, even if it is used.

56. Dark clouds cover the light layer by layer, and camouflage is removed layer by layer.

57. Don't be the next, be the first.

58. True courage is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

59. It's not that I care about everything, but that many people simply can't tell tolerance from connivance.

60. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

In fact, what you are afraid of is not love itself, but falling in love with someone you shouldn't love.

62. Put the pressure into the refrigerator and convert it into dynamic (freezing) force.

63, believe in yourself, believe in everything, come on!

64. One day, a man will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.

65. Self-confidence and future are given by yourself.

66. I want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy and dry you when you are unhappy.

67. If you want to stay, cherish your old age; If you want to slip away, don't look back!

68. Always be a first-rate self, not a second-rate person.

69. Friendship, what a warm word, has so many hard-to-prevent reasons.

70. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

7 1. Sometimes it is necessary in life. Don't insist on what doesn't belong to you. Learn to give up in due course.

72. I hate waiting, because this deadline is always unknown.

73. I only trust my eyes. I can only interpret my vulnerability in such an extreme way.

74. Don't envy the scenery of others, but have the ability to create a brilliant future by yourself.

75. One day that person comes into your life, you will understand that true love is always worth waiting for.

76. I didn't have persistent dreams when I was a child, but the beautiful melody of my childhood still lingers in my ears.

77. Turn around with a smile and end the story with your back.

78, ordinary is a blessing, not enterprising is a sin, and depravity is equal to adding sin to sin.

79. Don't forget to imagine, dream, and believe that people have unlimited possibilities.

80. If you say goodbye, you will never see it again. If you say forget, all your memories will be dense.

8 1, no one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

82. Give yourself happiness and live for yourself.

83. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

Before, I only cared about the people I loved. Now I only care about the people who love me.