Seeking cross talk of Spring Festival couplets

Mr. Shaoma, I can't find it. I found an old horse. Do you think so?

Yes, Spring Festival couplets.

Authors: Ma,,.

Ma: It's not easy to be a crosstalk performer. First of all, you must articulate and have a good voice.

Zhao: Think quickly.

M: Yes, besides that, there must be culture. Of course, crosstalk performers don't have to have a high culture.

Zhao: Our crosstalk culture is not high.

M: But we also need to know more words. If it's good, it's good for you. You have a lot of knowledge!

Zhao: Hi, what knowledge do I have? Far from it.

M: Hey-you're welcome, you're welcome. Of all these crosstalk performers, Gao is.

Zhao: Hi-why is it so high? Don't flatter me.

M: Hey-not Peng. Of all the crosstalk performers, no one can compare with you.

Zhao: You know.

Man: ... of course, this is ... almost better than mine.

Zhao: No, no, no, wait a minute. Are you praising me or yourself? ! I am the most knowledgeable crosstalk performer, and I am almost better than him. So you are taller than all of us?

M: Actually, it's not much higher, just a little higher.

Zhao: Where do you think the height is? Besides, if you have knowledge, you have to be told by others. Do you have anything to say?

M: Hey, I know "this" and "sir" better.

Zhao: Do you still know "Sir"?

Ma: When you go to Tianjin, you ask-our writers "Hua, Ma, Yan and Zhao", you ask. ...

Zhao: Wait a minute. Who are you talking about in Tianjin? Who is it?

Ma: You don't understand. We-"Hua, Ma, Yan, Zhao", who wrote it? ...

Zhao: I don't understand? If I were a child of several years old, you could fool me. I haven't experienced it, and my parents haven't told me. I have lived in Tianjin for decades. I don't know. Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao, Meng Guanghui, Yan Xiu and Zhao Yuanli, where are you?

M: I said Hua, Meng, Yan and Zhao.

Zhao: Didn't you just say Hua, Ma, Yan and Zhao?

M: I ... I made a mistake. Is it fresh when I make mistakes? It's Hua ... Hua, Meng, Yan and Zhao. Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao, Ma Jiwu, Meng Guanghui, Yan Xiu, Zhao Yuanli, Gan Mianyang, Du Xiaocen, ... These are all famous writers ... Ma Lisan ... We are all famous writers.

Zhao: I know all the old people you mentioned, but I have never heard of you in the horse.

M: Never heard of it? You have never seen my handwriting. When I write, I learn from Hua Shikui and Hua Lao. What's his name-Yan Ceng ... Do you know his handwriting?

Zhao: I know, the plaque on the Quanyechang is written.

M: Yes, it's called Yandi. I practiced according to that ... I have that, that, that ... that thing. ...

Zhao: What do you have? You have stickers. What happened?

Man: It's just ... that ... that ... that ... that ... that ... such a thick book ... passbook. ...

Zhao: Is that a passbook? He can't even read the post!

M: I'm afraid you don't understand what I said about post. There are posts. When I write, I study ... such as Zhang Boyang. ...

Zhao: Who? !

Ma: Zhang Boyang!

Zhao: Zhang Boyang? Then you might as well learn from Shi Huiru. How good is Shi Hui's art?

M: Why should I learn from Shi Huiru?

Zhao: Sing and play the strings.

M: Why should I sing Dan Xian? I mean writing-learning from Zhang Boyang.

Zhao: Written by Bai Yang?

M: It's rare. It's very strange. You haven't seen his old man's handwriting-Beijing Liulichang. Almost all the plaques hanging on both sides were written by Zhang Boyang.

Zhao: Is that right? Look carefully-the person who wrote those plaques in Liulichang is called-looking forward to eight times, and his name is.

Zhang Boying? I remember a Zhang Boyang?

Zhao: Zhang Baiyang, Dan Xian sings.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, Zhang Boying, I learn from him. Should I knock him? ...

Zhao: I don't know what it means to knock him.

Ma: kowtow, kowtow to the teacher!

Zhao: Just say that you worship him and knock him. Learn such a mouthful of ashes.

Ma: Just kowtowing and learning from the teacher. People also respect us and are willing to teach us-we stand firm. ......

Zhao: What words do you have here? Upright? Listen, everyone, which learned mouth has an arm?

M: Why should I send you a message? I'll text with you. You got it? That's just simple English. When we write, we must ... like this, our elbows won't stick to the table. It's called hanging elbows, you know?

Zhao: Which hand? This hand, the right hand, you know? He doesn't even know which hand to write with.

Man: ... I can use this hand, or both hands.