Tell a joke about Hu?

1. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law wearing a big treasure and suddenly shouted, "You have such good skin, why do you still use soothing treasure?"

2. Two vampires go to a bar to drink. One of them ordered a glass of blood and the other asked for a glass of boiled water. Another vampire was puzzled and asked him why he didn't suck blood today. He took a used hushubao and said, "Today, I drink black tea!" "