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"Electric cars don't deserve me!" At that time, farmers became popular because they looked like Ma Yun. How are they now?
Among them, Ma Yun's success is not easy. His family was poor, he fought since he was a child, and he was poor at school. His math score in the first college entrance examination was only 1. During this time, he applied for a job as a waiter and various jobs at the bottom of society, but his life was gloomy because of his height and appearance, which also strengthened his heart to continue studying. He has been making progress since then. His math score has been improved to 19 in the math exam of senior two. Finally, I was admitted to the senior three college entrance examination. His college life enriched his knowledge and strengthened his practice. Finally, when he didn't understand, Ma Yun "made every effort to build" Ali, updated his turnover every year, wrote his own legend, and let his ugly face enter thousands of households. This face also made two people red. One was because he looked like "Little Ma Yun" when Fan Xiaoqin was a child, and the other was Zhou Zongchao.
On 20 16, it was reported on the internet that "Ma Yun" was found to be selling mushroom chicken in Gongxian County, Yibin City, Sichuan Province. As soon as this incident came out, it immediately attracted the attention of countless people who ate melons, and many people were present in person. Netizens finally found out that it was not horses that sold chickens, but a local farmer named Zhou Zongchao. Out of curiosity, news about Zhou Zongchao leaked out one after another, and his photos appeared in articles and videos of various media. Because he looks like a cloud, this song became popular on the Internet in a few days. The media interviewed him personally, and many people came from thousands of miles away, some took pictures, and some discussed cooperation with enterprises and enterprises. The other party said that as long as you are willing to take a few steps on the stage, learn from Ma Yun's attitude and say a few words, you can make money with 300 yuan. All this makes manager Zhou feel extremely unreal.
Unlike Ma Yun, Zhou Zongchao has been farming, relying on draught on weekdays and selling small money by picking mushrooms. It is this small sum of money that not only maintains the living expenses of his family of four, but also treats his wife. So this family has always been very difficult, and everyone relies on the help of the villagers from time to time. After careful calculation, he can't make money in a year, and he has to get up early and get up late. How can he make a lot of money by moving his lips like this? Since then, under the contact of various enterprises, he has participated in various activities many times, at least 300 times each time. Because of his fame, a boss of a used car market hired him as a janitor, which also provided him with a stable income. Ma Yun's "double body" status has brought him unimaginable lifelong glory. This made him lack confidence in himself and lost in a feeling that he should live a better life.
During a business activity, the company rode an electric bicycle to pick him up, but he ran into a "big shot": "Did you pick me up in such a car?" That's it. Refuse to get on the bus, dead or alive. Anyway, when he arrived at the scene, before the two sides exchanged greetings, he directly began to ask, the price far exceeded the boss's budget, and finally the business fell through.
Over time, Zhou Zongchao's attitude will basically offend the surrounding bosses. Apart from imitating Ma Yun, he really has no other talent. Slowly, the business show disappeared, and the boss who once hired him as a security guard also resigned him. He had to say goodbye to his "identity" and go back to his old office to pick mushrooms in the mountains.
Now, Zhou Zongchao has returned to a quiet life. Speaking of that experience at that time, he was deeply touched: "I used to take a hoe and told me to learn Ma Yun's posture. How did I learn it? " He also told reporters that the price of three ta bacteria has been rising in recent years, and a catty can be 100 yuan, which is enough for family life except for two pigs raised by himself. Now, when my son gets married, my task will be completed! The past is like a dream He doesn't want to be anyone, he lives a comfortable life of his own.
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