I want 356 classic humorous jokes of 100--200 words.

1. A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buttoning them at the back to block the wind. One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road.

When the police arrived...

Police Officer A: What a serious car accident.

Police Officer B: Yes, my head was hit in the back.

Police Officer A: Well, he’s still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back.

Police Officer B: Okay... One or two times, I tried hard and turned back.

Police Officer A: Well, I’m not breathing...

2. A girl is so ugly that she can’t get married and hopes to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let's go, we don't want the car anymore! ! !

3. The men’s and women’s toilets in the school are connected. A girl went to the toilet and forgot to bring toilet paper. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl's face turned pale and she asked loudly, "Who?" The boy next door replied in a low and powerful voice: "Lei Feng."

4. A child was found stealing apples in the orchard, so he yelled: Little naughty boy, just wait, I want to tell your father! The boy looked up to the tree and shouted: Dad, someone is looking for you.

5. A certain man wooed a certain girl and played "Two Springs Reflect the Moon" with the erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: "I don't play the erhu very well, but I look a lot like blind A Bing."

6. A man had a cold and went to the hospital to get a drip needle. The nurse quickly inserted the needle and hung up the saline solution for the gentleman. More than an hour later, the saline bottle was filled with water, and the nurse came over. Immediately replaced with another bottle. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse: "Miss, didn't there only be one bottle prescribed on the prescription?" The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap that had been filled with saline and said, "Sir, you are so lucky. This bottle has won the prize. Come on." One bottle~!

The prisoner was shot. The first shot didn't go off due to the poor quality of the bullet, and then the third shot was fired. He hugged the bailiff's thigh and said: Brother, strangle me to death! It's so damn scary...

8. One day, a man met God, and God suddenly became kind and planned to give that person a wish. ......

God asked, what is your wish? The man thought for a moment and heard that cats have 9 lives, so please give me 9 lives.

God said: OK, your wish has come true.

One day, the man was bored and said that he would just die. After all, he had 9 lives, so he just lay on the railway track. Go...

A train passed by... and the man died. Why? Because there were 10 carriages in that train.

9. A child once said to me: "Brother, you are so handsome. I slapped him hard and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" ”

10. A farmer’s daughter was too ugly to get married, so the farmer had to let her go to the cornfield as a scarecrow to scare the crows. When she got there, she not only scared away the crows, It even scared three crows into sending back the corn they had stolen...