Anxious for Nongfu Spring related funny jokes! ! !

1) I was walking in the street with my friends this morning and was interviewed by a reporter about the quality inspection of Nongfu Spring. My friend's answer is: "there is an advertisement in Nongfu Spring that says well, we don't produce water, we just do porters of nature." There is something wrong with the water in Nongfu Spring. What does it have to do with Nongfu Spring? That means there is a problem with the local environmental protection bureau! " At that time, the reporters were petrified, and everyone on the side laughed wildly. ...

2) Nongfu Spring advertisement: We don't produce water. We are just porters of nature.

Followed by the advertisement of Evergrande mineral water: not all natural water is good water, but Evergrande … water is … water.

Damn it, this is senior black! Black people all over the world.

3) I went to physical education class yesterday and bought a bottle of mineral water to go back to my dormitory. My roommate was surprised and said, Nongfu Spring has been reported, and you still dare to drink! I replied coldly: the news also said that masturbation is harmful to health, and I didn't see you stop. .....

4) Nongfu Spring withdrew from the Beijing market. A buddy said that when you go to Beijing to meet friends in the future, bringing a bottle of Nongfu Spring is a local product. . . .