Kneel for super humorous English jokes, not very long, and bring translation urgently! !

One day, a man went fishing. He caught a squid. He said to the squid, "I'm going to roast you." The squid said, "Please don't roast me." The man said, "Well, let me ask you a question." The squid said, "OK, OK, you ask, you ask." "The man roasted squid! One day, a man went fishing. He caught a squid. He said to the squid, I want to roast you. Squid said, please, don't roast me. The man said, well, I'll test you a question. Squid said, ok, ok, you can take the exam. As a result, the man cooked the squid. Have fun!