Who can tell some funny jokes? Cold jokes are also necessary.

1, life needs "the beauty of thinking". When Women's Day arrived, the husband asked his wife: What flowers do you like? My wife said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. Husband eagerly asked: which two, I will give you. The wife whispered: if you have money, you can spend it casually. My husband said stupidly, you are so beautiful. The wife said: I am not beautiful. Husband said affectionately: beautiful thinking!

2. The colored man went to church, met a beautiful nun, tried to flirt, and was dismissed. An old lady sweeping the floor next to her pointed out: If you want to love her, you can pretend to be a priest and ask her out, and you will succeed. That night, the sexy man asked the nun out to have sex with a mask. Then he proudly took off his mask and said, haha, I'm not a priest, I'm the one who molested you during the day! The nun also took off her mask and said, I'm not a nun either. I am an old lady who sweeps the floor during the day!

3. Some people are happy and others are worried. A man went to a bookstore to buy books and asked, "Where is the happiness of marriage?"? Shop assistant: This book belongs to fantasy novels. It's in the first row. What about the man's "how do couples get along"? Shop assistant: This book belongs to the martial arts novel. It's in the second row. Clerk: That's paranoia. It's a mental illness. It's in the eighth row. Man "A man should be the head of the family" Shop assistant: Fairy tales are not sold here!

4. The mother-in-law sews the quilt on the bed, and the son and daughter-in-law mix the noodles in the kitchen. Son: "Mom, what if the noodles are thin?" Mother-in-law: After a while, my daughter-in-law called, "Mom, what should I do if the noodles are dry?" Mother-in-law said: "add water" after a while, my son and daughter-in-law used up the noodles! My mother-in-law roared, "Idiot, if I hadn't sewed myself into the quilt, I would have gone down and kicked you two idiots to death."

I took a nap with my son at noon. He touched my face between dreams and waking, and suddenly said, little bitch, I'm back. I was petrified in an instant, and three black lines hung from head to toe. Tell your daughter-in-law quietly, tell her: don't watch those messy TVs. Daughter-in-law laughs wildly: What, that's the line of Big Wolf in Pleasant Goat and Big Wolf: Lamb, I'm back. ...

Father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! "

-Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

We are so used to seeing people and ourselves by different standards that we are often strict with ourselves.

There are two Taiwan Province tour groups traveling to Ribuidou Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "We are now taking the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you.

They are also students in the third grade of primary school, and their future wish is to be clowns. Teacher China denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" "

As elders, we require not only encouragement, but also a narrow definition of success.