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The joke of World War II is that the country has no king's kingdom and no admiral with territorial sea! In history, there was a country whose admiral was an admiral, but the whole country was landlocked. It pursues a monarchy, but it has no king of its own; Its greatest enemy is Romania, but it fought alongside Romania in the war. This country is Hungary! To be precise, it should be the 20th century, Hungary under the rule of Holti! It all started with the birth of Hungary. As we all know, Hungary originally belonged to the Austro-Hungarian Empire. After World War I, the Austro-Hungarian Empire disintegrated, and Hungary gained an independent international status, and Holti was the hero of the rise in this founding event! Holti was originally a member of the Austro-Hungarian Navy. During the First World War, he led the Austro-Hungarian navy to win the Italian navy and was promoted to fleet commander. Later, due to actively suppressing the uprising, he was promoted to Admiral and Commander-in-Chief of Ren Haijun by the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Who knows, he actually became the last commander of Ren Haijun in the Austro-Hungarian Empire! The Austro-Hungarian Empire was defeated in World War I and was severely divided after the defeat. The original huge empire was divided into second-rate countries such as Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia and Croatia. Holti, commander-in-chief of the navy, saw that the tide was not good and left the naval fleet to run alone! Later, the civil strife in Hungary, the former commander-in-chief of the navy organized troops to quell the civil strife in Hungary, and at the same time got the biggest power cake in Hungary with a gun! After Hungary's internal stability, Holti firmly believed that only the monarchy could save Hungary, so he sent troops to surround the parliament and forcibly restored the monarchy. But he didn't want to be the king himself, because he thought from his heart that the king should belong to the Austro-Hungarian royal family, but until Holti stepped down, the Austro-Hungarian royal family didn't send anyone to be the king of Hungary, so the so-called Hungarian kingdom became a kingdom without a king! Hungary has no king, so Holti with a gun calls himself the Regent of Hungary. It's nothing. The biggest problem is that Holti is unwilling to give up the title of Admiral of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, so that as an inland Hungary, the Supreme Regent is actually an admiral without a navy! After talking about the interior of Hungary, let's look at the exterior of Hungary. Hungary is a country that stood up on the body of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, but Romania took the opportunity to occupy the land that originally belonged to the Austro-Hungarian Empire after World War I, which made the relationship between Hungary and Romania extremely poor! Later, Holti led the Hungarians to take refuge in Germany. In order to win over her new brother, Germany directly allocated a Romanian territory to Hungary, which made Holti feel that his decision was correct and he was closer to Germany. However, the biggest problem has emerged. Romanian Supreme Commander antonescu is also a staunch supporter of Germany, which leads to a strange phenomenon in Europe. Hungary and Romania are the younger brothers of Germany, but these two countries hate each other. ? Later, netizens made up a joke that after the outbreak of World War II, Hungary, as the younger brother of Germany, followed Germany to declare war on the United States, so the Hungarian ambassador and American officials had the following dialogue: "Who is leading your country?" Hungarian: Admiral Holti! America: So you have a powerful navy? Hungary: No, we are landlocked! Beauty: Are you kidding? United States: What position does General Holti hold in your country? "Hungary:" "Regent!" Beauty: Then who is your king? Hungary: We don't have a king. Beauty: Are you kidding me again? Are the allies your enemies? Hungary: No, we have only one enemy, and that is Romania. America: So Romania is our ally? Hungary: No, Romania is our ally! Beauty: I can't understand your logic! Hungary: You Americans can't understand complicated Europe! "
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