Ask jokes in csol games! ! !

Thieves can't bury mines ... I thought throwing a mine at the burial site would be enough (according to G) ... As a result ... we made many vows ... At that time, he was left alone ... We had no choice but to help. ....

Stay up all night in the internet cafe. I'm in a battle. Net. I attacked the path alone and squatted at the corner for 2 minutes. Without CT and footsteps, I leaned forward slowly. Suddenly two CT's jumped out and used AK. I was so scared that I hit the drink bottle next to me with the mouse and turned over. My foot kicked off the wire plug. This row of machines was cut off and my stool gave a bang. The whole Internet cafe stood up and looked at me. It's really rusty

When I went to the Internet cafe, my children were in grade three or four, and we were all warehouses where CT played. I died first, so I watched him play. He still went out with a flash. Suddenly I saw a very funny action. He put his hand down and covered his eyes and lay down! I said: Actually, just turn your head away (I'm talking about people in CS). He said: thank you, brother! In the second game, he took out a flash and threw it out. Another sudden action is very funny. He twisted his body! When I twisted it back, I lay down. He looked at me helplessly, and I looked at him helplessly.

Halfway through playing csol Rose Manor, someone suddenly wants to take a shit, so he takes his character to the bathroom to go to the toilet, then puts something on the ctrl (squat), sends an "I want to take a shit" to his opponent, and then goes to the toilet. It took me a long time to find him squatting on the toilet with a BM dagger in his hand. I laughed and sprayed ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.

A novice player is replying to customer service about rampant plug-ins, novices and bugs. ...

Customer Service: Sir ~ What are you hesitating about? Hurry up, I have other things to do!

Player: There are many plugins in this game ... I will really leave CSOL from now on.

Customer service: No, how could this happen! !

Player: The flood of plug-ins is really not a day or two. Please modify the plug-in problem! ! !

Customer Service: Of course! This is our duty!

Player: I heard that you will never manage plug-ins again, so you will really let plug-ins wander around?

Customer Service: Impossible. Who told you that?

Player: Can that improve C-BOX's chances of winning gold?

Customer service: Needless to say, the probability is definitely higher than before!

Player: Is it possible that the account was locked by mistake?

Customer Service: Impossible! Why do you think that?

Player: Can that improve bugs in the near future?

Customer service: This is our explicit stipulation!

Player: I heard that the revision of CSOL maintenance will take a long time.

Customer Service: No, it depends, but we will try our best to reduce it to 1 hour. !

Player: Can game activities be improved for a long time?

Customer service: I can assure you of this! Absolutely!

Player: You will open the unequal treatment between novice and veteran with the landlord. Do I support your equipment?

Customer service: How did this happen? There are many experienced hands on it, so we must have taken the novice away!

Player: If there are advanced activities, can novices participate now?

Customer service: There is no doubt that it is absolutely correct!

Player: Are you kidding?

Once I used awp to kill people crazily, and a man next to me looked at me with admiration and asked, Hey, buddy, does awp throw a gun with a mouse or a keyboard ~ ~ ~

A few days ago, I downloaded the classic DEMO study in the Internet cafe. I watched the simulation demonstration with the mouse, and then listened in the back.

One person shouted: Come to someone (probably that person's buddy), come and see, this brother's AWP is accurate, come on.

Vanity prevented me from telling the truth. After a while, after watching the demo, I said, does anyone in the Internet cafe play CS? . .

Just look at the CS who just quit the game and checked out of the plane. Before leaving, he said: Do you want to play CS in this room when you come up with us? I can see from his eyes that he worships me a little.

Relax again:

The husband and wife slept in a quilt, and the husband sneezed and sprayed it on his wife's face. The wife said: Tell me in advance if you have any more information, and talk about it later. Husband said loudly: ready! The wife hurriedly got into the quilt and heard a bang. The husband farted. . .

Seek points. Thank you.