Deep self-deprecating sentences (humorous self-deprecating sentences with high emotional intelligence)

People who know how to laugh at themselves are usually optimistic and can face all kinds of difficulties and embarrassment in life with a positive attitude. People who know how to laugh at themselves are extremely smart people. He protects himself by belittling himself.

1. More important than the three views is the five senses.

Don't miss your sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

3. If my face is mixed-race, at most, it is a mixed-race of Vietnam and Cambodia.

I am losing weight every day except eating, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

6. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

7. Life is full of ups and downs. . . . . . . .

I have paved the mud, and I don't need your help.

9. Thank those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.

10. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

1 1. Where you fell, lie down and sleep.

12. I became an older woman for two reasons: first, no one despises me; Second, no one despises it.

13. The reason why I am single: I like someone; I like being alone now.

14. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

15. The income is very small, but it consumes so much heat.

16. I'm tired of this non-millionaire life.

17. My girlfriend often sends me some lovely short messages, such as: Are you asleep? How do you know my number?

18. I am not abandoned by society, but society has no time to talk to me at all.

19. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

20. I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

2 1. oh, my god My clothes have lost weight again.

22. The world is not against you, the world just doesn't care about you!

23. I can't solve any problems, as long as money can solve them.

24. As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

25. I'm actually not virtuous at all. I'm just too idle to know anything.