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Who has homophonic jokes in TV commercials, such as "no one smells mosquitoes", and typos in billboards, such as "pants shop merchandise"

Without a stomach, it can't be cured.

Take a bath as you like (desire), no noise, no mosquitoes (smell)

It is urgent to stop coughing with accommodation (encounter)

Riding a turtle is fun when it's safe.

Without shoes (baggy), you can reach (beat) calcium (almost).

A chicken (machine) must not lose its honey belly (sword)

Treat the (fried) population for a long time.

It burns (slightly) better than clothes.

Get fresh (first step), no lock (demand)

A Dai (Dai) Tian (Tian) Jiao (Jiao) Shi Quan (X) sister.

Idle (virtuous) wife and good mother (washing machine) hundred clothes (clothes) hundred shun (electric iron)

Little-known (good taste) always calls (pager)

"Do you have a second room?" (real estate advertising)

"It's you!" (Instant noodle advertisement)

Clothes and clothing (I) Don't give up-clothing advertising

Every mouth is a cup (monument)-alcohol advertisement.

One step to the stomach (position)-advertisement of stomach medicine

Enjoy cycling (it)- horse racing/motorcycle advertising

Baiyi Baishun-electric iron advertisement

Cook it (slightly) better-fast food restaurant advertisement

Take a bath at will (desire)-water heater advertisement

Leisure (wife and mother)-washing machine advertisement

Cough (urgent)-cough medicine advertisement

Big Stone Small, Small Stone Small —— Advertisement for Treating Stones Disease

A hundred words are worth a key (see)-printer advertisement

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne."

A washing machine advertisement changed an idiom: "a idle wife and a good mother."

Audio company: "one call and four responses" and "a diversion".

Jiaozi Store: "All-inclusive".

Lime factory: "from scratch"

Pawnshop: "Well deserved".

Hat company: "clothes and hats bring people."

Sightseeing barber shop: "penniless"

"It's now or never", "It's urgent to cough", "People with hemorrhoids are not old" and "People who play with beautiful women".

An advertisement for a "penniless" toothbrush and a "no strangers" typewriter.

Without a stomach, it can't be cured.

Taking a bath at will (desire) is silent and mosquito-free (smell)

It is urgent to stop coughing with accommodation (encounter)

Riding a turtle is fun when it's safe.

Without shoes (baggy), you can reach (beat) calcium (almost).

A chicken (machine) must not lose its honey belly (sword)

Treat the (fried) population for a long time.

It burns (slightly) better than clothes.

Get fresh (first step), no lock (demand)

A Dai (Dai) Tian (Tian) Jiao (Jiao) Shi Quan (X) sister.

Idle (virtuous) wife and good mother (washing machine) hundred clothes (clothes) hundred shun (electric iron)

Little-known (good taste) always calls (pager)

Don't even give up clothes "-a laundry advertisement," Take a bath with confidence "-a bathing center advertisement," Everything "-a real estate company advertisement," Step by Step Cake "-a cake advertisement and so on.