God’s toothpick, joke

Once upon a time, God had three toothpicks. One day, a thief died, and God asked him: "Have you done anything good?" The thief said: "Robbery, arson, murder, rape, nothing evil. No. Are you going to take me to the 18th level of hell?" God said, "I'm very honest, so I can give you a toothpick." The thief returned to the mortal world in a blink of an eye. The toothpick says (You also have to bear the bad things you did to bad people in the past). The thief saw it and had no choice but to commit suicide. I saw God again. God asked: "What? You missed me. Come back soon." "Yes, just let me go to the 18th level of hell." The thief said. God: "Then I will help you." God again A toothpick was given to the thief. The thief came to hell with a "swish", and the toothpick read: (To deal with the official who came in) The thief fainted, and saw God again. God: "Are you still used to it?" "I quit, this is too scary" "What do you want? What?” God asked. The thief said: "Let me be reincarnated, and I will never do bad things again." The thief thought (it would be weird if he didn't do it), "Okay then" God agreed. I gave another toothpick to the thief (hahahaha), the thief thought. When the time came for reincarnation, the thief turned into a pig. The little "pig" looked at the toothpick, and the toothpick wrote "If you don't do bad things, you have to be a pig"