Who has similar jokes and short stories?

1, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

2. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

3. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

I like you so much that you will die.

5. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

6, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

7. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

8. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

9. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After the grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

10, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

1 1, our goal: look at money and earn more.

12, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

13, without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark. ......

14. Bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

15, I knew you were an uber as soon as I opened my eyes.

16, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

17, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

18, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

19 What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

20. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

2 1, I am also a spoony seed, it rained ... I drowned.