The homophonic paragraph is about 20 words.

Buy: shopkeeper, did I choose this temptation?

Shop: temptation

Purchase: ... Do you have this one I chose?

Shop: temptation

Do you have an aunt?

Shopkeeper: Honey, the oldest customer service is 27 years old.

M: Do you have a large size?

Shopkeeper: Yes!

Can you live long enough to pay?

P: ... I'll try my best.

M: I mean, can I pay cash on delivery?

Yes

Do you have a corpse shop?

Shopkeeper: Honey, Taobao won't let you sell that. ......

M: I mean the physical store.

Yes

When did you get angry?

Shopkeeper: Be a bad review!

M: I mean delivery.

Shopkeeper: Honey, it will be delivered right away.

Buy: I bought five pieces at a time. Can we have a tryst?

Shop: ... it should still be ok to have a meal.

Buy: discount?

Oh, no

M: Honey, bless me.

P: huh? I don't have that right.

Purchase: postage is guaranteed!

Shopkeeper: No package!

M: Will you send a child prodigy?

Shopkeeper: Honey, we are serious business and don't sell children.

Buy: Shentong!

Yes

M: I want to kiss you. ......

Oh, that's not good.

M: I said I wanted to ask you. .....

Please stop typing for me! I want to be angry and afraid of bad reviews, so please give me a break!