Funny birthday greetings, wrinkles every day, happy menopause, what kind of blessings?

Today is your birthday. I pray that the wind can cross thousands of ravines and use her water-like tenderness to help me brush away the tired look on your face, cleanse the dust from your heart, and shake off your body. burden, so that you can be calm and relaxed along the way!

Hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable "shabby"!

On behalf of the party and the people, I would like to warmly congratulate you on your happy birthday! I hope that under the guidance of the important thoughts of the Three Represents, you will conscientiously implement the spirit of the 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, keep pace with the times, make persistent efforts, and welcome your next birthday as soon as possible!

Beast Star: Happy birthday to you Pig, you are one step closer to menopause!

A leader had a birthday treat and everyone gave money and gifts, so a strange friend gave him a couplet. First line: Beer, fire wine, and cocktails are waiting for you! Second line: Rooster, hen, silkie, it’s the right time! Hengpi: Supervision and supervision!

The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year. When I woke up, I was shocked to realize that it was not a dream, and the wrinkles between my eyebrows became heavy again. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

I’m giving you the heaviest birthday present since I had shit. You will definitely eat a pound, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please relieve yourself

On lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I called your name, "You are so stubborn, why did you come to the moon palace again?"

May you always have a slim figure, stay young and beautiful forever, and never age. The age of 30 years old, the heart of 30 years old, the image of 20 years old, the mentality of 18 years old, the flowering period of eternal youth is long. Happy birthday to you!

On your birthday, please let me say to you: "Pig! Happy birthday to you" and pack a copy of "My wishes will come true! Have a good mood every day!" to share with your friends. Bar: iTieba, Sina Weibo, Tencent Weibo, QQ Zone, Renren, Douban, MSN

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