A little joke about mathematical knowledge

1, unreasonable arithmetic

The arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears. I ate six, how many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."

2, rounding

Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "

Step 3 capitalize

A fashionable girl walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the money order and handed it to the clerk. When the clerk saw it, he returned the bill and said, "The figures should be capitalized." The girl cocked her head and said, "Capitalized? The grid is so small, how can I write big? "

4. There is nothing wrong.

Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "

5. Wu Zetian

In history class, the teacher asked, "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Five days later, she will be the great mathematician who invented rounding."

Step 6 wait for the bus

"Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently.

7. That's the difference.

Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer. Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?"

8. Checking calculation

During the exam, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.

At last he suddenly took it out and shook it.

The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?"

The student replied, "I'm checking."

9, rounding

Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied.

My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? " Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it has to be rounded off mathematically, so Dad has to pay 50 cents."

10, multiplication table The teacher found a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1+2+3).

The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "

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2. Math jokes are funny

1, the unreasonable arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears. I ate six, how many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."

Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother, "Where is Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math.

"Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "

A fashionable girl walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the money order and handed it to the clerk. When the clerk saw it, he returned the bill and said, "The figures should be capitalized."

The girl cocked her head and said, "Capitalized? The grid is so small, how can I write big? " 4. There is nothing wrong with Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "5. When Wu Zetian was in a history class, the teacher asked," Who knows who Wu Zetian is? "Student:" Wu Zetian was a mathematician, and five days later she was a great mathematician who invented rounding. "

6. Waiting for the bus "Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently. 7. The difference is that our teacher asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer.

Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?" 8. In the examination test, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.

At last he suddenly took it out and shook it. The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?" The student replied, "I'm checking."

9. Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother, "Where is Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math.

"Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? " Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it must be rounded off in mathematics, so Dad has to pay 50 cents. "

10, multiplication table The teacher found a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1+2+3). The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " " .

3. Knowledge and jokes about mathematics

A man smokes in a windy day.

He said, "If you light one cigarette, you won't smoke three."

But I lit three matches and didn't light them.

He also said, "I don't smoke after seven o'clock."

I ordered four more, but I haven't lit them yet.

He was angry and said, "Who cares? If you order something, it will smoke."

Mark Twain, a great American writer, once chatted with a friend. A friend said, "It's really hard to quit smoking. God is difficult. I have tried to quit smoking many times and failed. " Mark Twain quipped: "It's easy to quit smoking. I have given it up a thousand times. "

Classic jokes about smoking.

Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ...

One day, when the manager visited the sales department, he found a small clerk smoking.

So the manager said to the clerk, "You can't smoke at work! 」

But the clerk replied unhurriedly, "Yes, so I didn't have a job when I smoked!" " ! 」

4. Mathematical humor jokes

1. plus sign

There is a family whose children have been poor in math, and their parents have changed many schools for him. Finally, their parents took their children to a church primary school, and the child was among the best in mathematics. The parents were also very surprised and asked, "Is the teacher teaching well?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "Are the textbooks different?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "What is that?" The child said, "as soon as I entered the classroom, I knew that mathematics was highly valued here, because as soon as I entered the door, I saw a person booked on the plus sign!" " "

2. Mathematical Chinese

A graduate student of American Mathematics Department came to Taiwan Province Province to collect information about the development of ancient mathematics in China. My friend asked me to entertain him. He came to the East for the first time and didn't learn Chinese, but he learned to write the intricate word "Zhang" in just half an hour-and it was cursive. Surprised, I can't help but ask the genius. He said, "Nothing. I just wrote the number three and thirteen quarters in one stroke. "

3. Don't be guided everywhere

A foreign scholar (engaged in mathematics research) came to visit our school and stayed in the foreign guests' hostel. When he was leaving, I asked him what his impression of our school was. He said, "The hostel in your school is so bad that I dare not live there any more!" I quickly asked the reason. The professor said: "the mouth of the eating bowl can't be guided everywhere." This is not for people to see! " "I listened and smiled. The professor's metaphor is really vivid! Although it is a joke, it can deepen the understanding of the concepts of continuity and derivability.

4. Negative numbers

Mathematicians, biologists and physicists sit in street cafes and watch people go in and out of the house across the street. They first saw two people go in, and after a long time, they saw three people come out. Physicist: "The measurement is not accurate enough." Biologist: "They reproduce." Mathematician: "If one more person goes in now, the house will be empty."

5. Mathematicians' answers

Physicists and engineers got lost in a hot air balloon in the Grand Canyon. They shouted for help: "Hello! Where are we? " After about 15 minutes, they heard the response echoing in the valley: "Hey! You are in a hot air balloon! " The physicist said, "That guy must be a mathematician." The engineer wants to know, "Why?" The physicist said, "Because it took him a long time to give a completely correct answer, but it was useless."

I copied this from someone else's blog. I hope it works.

5. The knowledge about mathematics and jokes should not exceed 200 words.

A man smokes on a windy day. He said, "If you light one cigarette, you won't smoke after three." But he didn't light three matches. He said, "You light a cigarette, and you won't smoke after seven." He lit four more and said, "It doesn't matter, just smoke when lit." Mark Twain, a great American writer, once chatted with a friend, and the friend said, "It's true to quit smoking. Boy a: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. A naturally held out two fingers and took them ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. B Because I heard about A, I carefully took the French fries with my palm. Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup? B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately played it with his fingers ... Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: no teacher: no, ok, French fries. Because of the first two examples, C ate the French fries very carefully. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear ... Teacher: No? Call your parents ... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy d: no. Teacher: OK, French fries, please. Eating French fries in fear. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? D carefully put the chips back in his pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! D quickly took the chips out of his pocket, threw them on the ground, and stepped on them with his feet ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy e: no, teacher: ok, I'll have French fries. E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat? E quickly handed me the French fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy f: no. Teacher: OK, French fries, please. I ate it in fear. Teacher: Suddenly he shouted: The headmaster is coming! F sweaty palms, but still calmly lowered his head and said, Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. F takes out the French fries: it's still there, the fire hasn't been lit ... Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again. Teacher: Really? Ok, let's have a French fries. G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? (proudly): Greater China ... [Scene 8] Teacher: Have a French fries. Teacher: ... One day, when the manager was patrolling the sales department, he found a small clerk smoking, so the manager said to the small clerk, "No smoking at work! Who knows the clerk answered unhurriedly: "Yes, so I have no job when I smoke!"! 」。

6. Math jokes

1, the unreasonable arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears. I ate six, how many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."

Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother, "Where is Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math.

"Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "

A fashionable girl walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the money order and handed it to the clerk. When the clerk saw it, he returned the bill and said, "The figures should be capitalized."

The girl cocked her head and said, "Capitalized? The grid is so small, how can I write big? " 4. There is nothing wrong with Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "5. When Wu Zetian was in a history class, the teacher asked," Who knows who Wu Zetian is? "Student:" Wu Zetian was a mathematician, and five days later she was a great mathematician who invented rounding. "

6. Waiting for the bus "Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently. 7. The difference is that our teacher asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer.

Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?" 8. In the examination test, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.

At last he suddenly took it out and shook it. The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?" The student replied, "I'm checking."

9. Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother, "Where is Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math.

"Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? " Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it must be rounded off in mathematics, so Dad has to pay 50 cents. "

10, multiplication table The teacher found a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1+2+3). The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " -1 1 math joke teacher's result: "Today we are going to learn subtraction.

For example, your brother has five apples, and you took three from there. What was the result? "Tom:" As a result, as a result, he will definitely beat me up! 12 math joke "My father can drink" Math teacher: "There are three glasses of wine on the table. Let me buy your father a drink. How much more? Student: "There is no cup." "

Math teacher: "What? Don't you understand what I mean? I repeat, there are three glasses of wine on the table. Let me buy your father a drink. How many more? " Student: "There is really no cup." Math teacher: "Do you know math?" Student: "Sir, you don't understand my father's temper. He won't put down his glass when he sees wine on the table. "

13 "solving problems" in math class. The teacher said, "There is a temple at the highest point of the mountain.

There are five platforms on the way to the temple. There are 20 steps between platforms.

How many steps do children need to climb to get to the temple? ""all aboard! "Little Carol answers 1 quickly, and there is something wrong with the probability." Teacher, I found something wrong with the probability formula! ""oh? Tell me your reasons. " "There are 50 students in our class. According to the calculation, the probability of being asked is 2%, but you let me answer almost all the questions in this class today. "

I visited the weather station and saw many latest weather forecasting instruments. After the visit, I asked the stationmaster, "You said there was a 75% chance of rain. How did you calculate it?" Without much thought, the stationmaster replied, "That is to say, there are four people here, and three of them think it will rain."

3. The number of deaths The British poet Jannison wrote a poem, several lines of which read: "Every minute, a person is dying, and every minute, a person is born …" A mathematician wrote a letter of doubt after reading the letter. The letter said: "dear sir, reading famous books makes people feel fast, but a few lines are illogical and it is really difficult to agree." According to your algorithm, the number of life and death per minute is balanced, and the number of people on the earth is eternal.

But you know, in fact, the population on the earth is growing. To be exact, 1.6749 people are born every minute, which is quite different from the number you provided in your poem.

For the sake of practicality, if you don't object, I suggest you use a score of 7/6, that is, change the poem to: "Every minute, one person dies, and another one-sixth is born."

4. The professor of empirical equation physics walked through the campus and met the professor of mathematics. The physics professor is conducting an experiment. He summed up an empirical equation, which seems to be consistent with the experimental data. He asked the math professor to look at the equation.

A week later, they met, and the math professor said the equation was invalid. But at that time, the physics professor had predicted the further experimental results with his equation, and the effect was quite good, so he asked the math professor to review the equation again.

Another week later, they met again. The professor of mathematics told the professor of physics that this equation really holds, "but it only applies to the simple case of positive real numbers."

Nailing engineers, physicists and mathematicians received a task at the same time: nailing a nail to the wall. Engineer.

7. Find a shorter math joke

1. Mom: "Obviously, you have started school for more than three months. Which do you think is easier to learn, Chinese or math? "

Mingming: "Math is easy to learn."

Mother: "Why?"

Mingming: "Because there are many new words in Chinese, there are only numbers from 0 to 90 in mathematics."

In math class, Xiao Ming slept on his desk, but the math teacher didn't notice, and he was still lecturing endlessly. After class, Xiao Ming woke up and asked the math class representative at the same table: How long did I sleep? The representative of the math class said: You slept for a class, about 2400 seconds, 40 minutes, two-thirds hours, one-third of a day, one-thousandth of a month, one-twelfth of a year, and one-thousandth of a century!

The baby is good at math. At the age of 2, he could count from 1 to 10. Later I told him that 0 is less than 1.

After eating jiaozi today, I said, "Baby, how many jiaozi do you want to eat?"

"0, 1,2,3 ..." He picked up a jiaozi. "This is the 0 th."

The wife roared: "The next generation is still the life of programmers!"

4, once, art class. I don't know what the teacher said, except that the teacher said, "I just want to say four words' My God'."

A classmate, hearing this, said, "Teacher, you are wrong. It is simply two words. " After a short silence, the whole class burst into laughter.

God, what happened to the math in our class? The teacher is speechless, too

5. Teacher: Which mathematicians do you think are there in China?

Student: I can't count.

Teacher: Yes, Sue is one of them. What else is there?

Hope to adopt

8. What are the math jokes?

1. Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother, "Where is Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "

2. The multiplication table teacher found that there was a student named Mu (1+2+3) in the exercise book.

The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "

3. Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "

9. Mathematical humor jokes

1. plus sign

There is a family whose children have been poor in math, and their parents have changed many schools for him. Finally, their parents took their children to a church primary school, and the child was among the best in mathematics. The parents were also very surprised and asked, "Is the teacher teaching well?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "Are the textbooks different?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "What is that?" The child said, "as soon as I entered the classroom, I knew that mathematics was highly valued here, because as soon as I entered the door, I saw a person booked on the plus sign!" " "

2. Mathematical Chinese

A graduate student of American Mathematics Department came to Taiwan Province Province to collect information about the development of ancient mathematics in China. My friend asked me to entertain him. He came to the East for the first time and didn't learn Chinese, but he learned to write the intricate word "Zhang" in just half an hour-and it was cursive. Surprised, I can't help but ask the genius. He said, "Nothing. I just wrote the number three and thirteen quarters in one stroke. "

3. Don't be guided everywhere

A foreign scholar (engaged in mathematics research) came to visit our school and stayed in the foreign guests' hostel. When he was leaving, I asked him what his impression of our school was. He said, "The hostel in your school is so bad that I dare not live there any more!" I quickly asked the reason. The professor said: "the mouth of the eating bowl can't be guided everywhere." This is not for people to see! " "I listened and smiled. The professor's metaphor is really vivid! Although it is a joke, it can deepen the understanding of the concepts of continuity and derivability.

4. Negative numbers

Mathematicians, biologists and physicists sit in street cafes and watch people go in and out of the house across the street. They first saw two people go in, and after a long time, they saw three people come out. Physicist: "The measurement is not accurate enough." Biologist: "They reproduce." Mathematician: "If one more person goes in now, the house will be empty."

5. Mathematicians' answers

Physicists and engineers got lost in a hot air balloon in the Grand Canyon. They shouted for help: "Hello! Where are we? " After about 15 minutes, they heard the response echoing in the valley: "Hey! You are in a hot air balloon! " The physicist said, "That guy must be a mathematician." The engineer wants to know, "Why?" The physicist said, "Because it took him a long time to give a completely correct answer, but it was useless."

I copied this from someone else's blog. I hope it works.