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We have a new English teacher at the beginning of the term-Miss Tan. Teacher Tan is a very humorous teacher. When she first walked into the classroom, the students whispered to each other: We have a new teacher.
Teacher Tan is very humorous in class, and the classroom is often full of laughter. It was her first class, and instead of giving a lecture directly, she got to know us first. The teacher read Cao Zhenyu's name first. "oh! There is a dish in our class, as well as a' steamed fish', and it is still' fried'. "
Then, the teacher gave many nicknames to other students: For example, He Run was given a "small pot cover" because the pot cover was hit; Ouyang Zhenwu is very fat, so he is called "Xiao Pang"; Deng Jiahao is very disobedient and often causes embarrassing things, so he is called "Deng's embarrassment". ...
angry
In our class, many people don't hand in their homework, either they haven't finished it or they can't write it, so they often have to hand it in very late.
Once, all the students in our group finished their single-cell homework, except He Zhongao, and I hurried him next to him. He writes very slowly and always changes things. I kept urging him in his ear: "He Zhongao, write quickly. He Zhongao, if you don't write quickly, I will give it to the teacher. He Zhongao ... "
Whenever he finishes writing, it is already the last class.
In our class, there are happiness, sadness, success and failure. I believe our class will get better and better.
In a blink of an eye, Group Two in our class has been flying away from primary school for six years. Now, I really became a junior high school student and started a new study life in a new class. It's been two months since school started. In retrospect, I have deep feelings for this class.
I hated this course from the moment I stepped into it. Because I know there are many rural children in this class, I think they are all old-fashioned and rustic rural children! Plus some reasons, anyway, I just have one word: disgusting!
After a while, I have no time to hate it. Every day is intense study, so I have to study the same, otherwise how can I do well in the exam? Plus, I have good friends, and I am in a good mood to talk and laugh with them. Slowly, I don't hate this course, but I don't like it either. Maybe the teacher said that our class is not as good as other classes, so we should work hard. Coupled with a sports meeting, I gradually like this class.
During the sports meeting, when the athletes in my class are struggling hard, I try my best to cheer for them, even if my voice is hoarse. Because I knew at that time that I was a member of this collective, and I should be proud of it, think about it and contribute to it!
Now, I love my class. Teachers always say humorous words, and classmates occasionally joke ... I live in this warm group. The teacher is not relaxed but kind, and the classmates are old-fashioned but simple ... I believe my class is the best, and we will work hard because I love my group!
Our class is a warm family. Below, I will tell you a few events and experience the "warmth" of our class!
Event 1: One day in Chinese class, the head teacher finished a class, and then opened the topic and said that he would talk and laugh with us. So, he told us what foreigners thought of us in China, and said that the Long March was a lie. In short, it was some interesting extracurricular knowledge. At this time, the students (including me) are sitting in strange postures! And occasionally some students read extra-curricular books, even if the teacher is giving a lecture, Mr. Luo will not object.
Event 2: At a sports meeting, all the students strive to win glory for the class. Actively participate in various projects. Although I didn't win in the end, it was also a kind of "power of love"! Come on! !
Event 3: "Go on a trip!" Everybody cheers. Take a tour bus to the amusement park, and then everyone will gather in groups before starting activities. I played a lot of games with several female classmates, and finally didn't waste our money! It's time for dinner. Everyone gathered under a big tree for dinner. "ah!" I don't know who it is. When I went to see it, it turned out that someone had dropped his meal, so everyone gave him some of their own. After sharing, he was in tears!
There are many such incidents in my class, so I won't list them here. I think, if we want to select a "warmest class group", I think our class should also be elected!
Last year, I went to Shangdan High-tech School to study. In these hundreds of days and nights, we laughed and cried together. Although our class is not among the best in the grade, it always makes me feel a warm current.
I remember one time, I was unwell in the dormitory, and my roommate came to see me to be caring and attentive. They found that I seemed to have a fever, so they lent me water to buy medicine. Only in this way can my illness be relieved, and then I can feel how warm my friends care and love me. Really rely on parents at home and friends when going out! Another time, when I was walking, I accidentally tripped over a stone and scratched my leg. They quickly helped me up. At this time, I smiled and said: "Nothing, this little injury is nothing. It will be fine in a few days! " "But they don't listen, don't want to take me to the infirmary. They were relieved when the doctor said "nothing". At this time, I thought to myself, how touching this friendship is!
In addition to many students in our class, of course, there is our dear teacher Wang, who is the most important member of our class. She accompanies us from morning till night every day. I don't know how much effort and sweat she has devoted to us day after day. Every time a classmate gets sick, the teacher is worried. She looks anxious to throw up. For our achievements, she can't wait to pay all her heart and do her best.
In our class group, with the mutual help and friendship of classmates and the care and love of teachers, I grow up happily and sturdily. This class group has brought me countless wonderful memories. This class group is a warm home. My class is like sunshine, which warms my growth. Therefore, I love my family and my class.
Our class five has military training the next day. As before, it's still scorching sun, cicadas chirping and frogs chirping, and it's another training day. Everyone sticks to it with their own perseverance. The clothes are wet with sweat again and again, and the military posture is still the same. It's time to finish school. The amiable teacher Zhao gave us interesting homework and gave us a group name for the WeChat group in Class a4!
After returning home, I thought for a long time and had some communication with my parents. Finally, the three of us quickly reached an understanding, so let's take "Silk Road Hot Blood Class a4" as the group name of our WeChat group!
I think so: First of all, since it is a WeChat group name, it can't be too long, and it must be short and straightforward. Secondly, our high-tech No.1 middle school campus is located in Xi 'an, an ancient city with strong cultural charm during the Han and Tang Dynasties. In the new era, Xi 'an, as the starting point of the Silk Road, has established its position as an ancient capital integrating politics and culture, so the first two words should be "Silk Road".
In the next two days of military training, we gained too much, understood too much and grew too much. Persistence, perseverance, perseverance, blood, these powerful words are enough to express our inner surging, and among them, I think the most appropriate one should be "blood".
Finally, I want to say that our a4 class is a collective. Only by working closely together can we get to the next level. I am honored to spend three years in junior high school with Miss Zhao, He Laoshi and my classmates. I hope we can learn from each other, respect each other and make progress together!
Class a4, come on!
I am glad that I can be assigned to Class One of Junior High School (10). I have gained a lot here.
Our class 10 is famous for its good discipline. As long as it comes to discipline, the teachers' first reaction is: "10 class has good discipline." Therefore, we are "jealous" by other classes.
Speaking of friendship, our class is also "outstanding". When sweeping the floor, you are not afraid of hardship or fatigue. Everyone cooperates with each other, you sweep the floor, I carry water, and we do it in an orderly way.
An accident happened while carrying water. Wang Jianyuan accidentally bumped his head against the wall. Suddenly, a stream of blood splashed on the wall. Zhao, who was drawing water with him, was frightened and flew back to the classroom like an arrow leaving the string, telling us that he was injured. We heard the news and ran to the "incident site" at once. I saw Wang Jianyuan's face almost covered with blood.
Several girls held Wang Jianyuan and washed Wang Jianyuan's head in the washbasin. In an instant, the white washbasin turned red, and Jiang roared, "Go and inform the teacher!" " "We ran as hard as we could, because we knew the teacher would be off work soon. We neglected other things, forgot our hunger and thirst, and just wanted to inform the teacher. Thank goodness, the teacher is still here.
When we informed the teacher, the girls had sent Wang Jianyuan to the infirmary. After a while, the teacher came. She inquired about Wang Jianyuan's injury and praised us. Our hearts are as sweet as honey.
The next day, the news spread to other classes. Some people say we did the right thing, while others spread rumors and gossip. But as we all know, this is friendship, which is the pure friendship of our class 10.
I am very happy to be assigned to 10 class, a class of solidarity and mutual assistance, and I am also very happy to gain priceless friendship here.
In our class 7, when we were students, in this slow and colorful journey, we had happiness, sadness, unforgettable and the joy of success ... In these days, we were accompanied by our class collective and classmates who lived together day and night. When we get the fruits of success, it is the result of the cooperation of our classmate Qi Xin; When we fail, we encourage each other and make everyone full of confidence. A warm class group is like our second home.
During our time together, many interesting things often happen, which enrich our school life.
Take the sports meeting as an example. The athletes in our class are like wild horses. It is also like an arrow leaving the string galloping on the runway; More like drinking. Everyone is scrambling to struggle, always afraid of falling behind. Cheerleaders are not to be outdone, even their voices are hoarse.
Every morning when I walk into the school, I hear the students in Class 4 and Class 3 reading aloud from the window. I feel refreshed every time I hear this loud reading sound.
A drop of water will not dry up unless it is put into the sea; One tree is insignificant, but many trees make a big forest; A person is the most powerful only if he is integrated with the collective. A pile of sand is loose, but it is harder than granite when mixed with cement, stone and water.
The collective strength is the most powerful, without you, without me, without anyone. Only in the collective can we show our talents, get happiness and grow healthily under the care of the collective.
The class group is like a warm big family. We should cherish the class collective and win honor for it.
There are 8 groups in our class. I am in Class 6 (1), which is a large group of 35 students. There are not many excellent students in our class, but there are also many! Listen to my introduction.
First of all, the English elite in our class came face to face with Zhong, the representative of our English class. She is fluent in English and often previews after class. She got more than 95 points in every test paper, which made people jealous.
Then, our talented little writer Yao appeared! He writes well and thinks quickly. With a wave of his hand, he "flew" one masterpiece after another, which is very enviable.
Finally, it is Lin, the math teacher in our class. His math is not generally good, even if it is a three-star super-high problem, he can solve it in ten minutes. What a "hate"!
There are not only excellent students in our class, but also many good students who help others.
For example, several students in our class can't keep up with the three courses, so there will always be several students around him to help him with tutoring; Who else fights with whom, there will always be several classmates to stop the fight; and ...
Although our Class 6 (1) is not the best class, we are the most United class. If you want to know more about Class Six (Class One), please come to us!
I have a harmonious and united class group. Here, there is a dear class teacher-Miss Yue and sixty-four dear classmates.
In this class group, the students help each other and make each of us feel that this is a place full of love. I remember one time, we were having a Chinese class. It was dog days and it was very hot. One of my classmates can't stand the high temperature, and his nose bleeds downwards. His deskmate saw it and told the teacher at the first time. The students at the back saw it and quickly handed him the paper. Other students asked him,' Are you all right? I have great strength. Let me carry you to the bathroom. Look, how friendly the students in this class are.
In this class, no one cares about us more than Miss Yue. I remember once, we were doing our homework, because it was very hot, and each of us hung our eyelids and looked listless. Teacher Yue saw it and wanted to sell us popsicles to eat. She said, "Who has money?" ? Please raise your hand if you take it. But only a few people raised their hands. Without saying anything, Teacher Yue bought us sixty-four ice creams at her own expense.
Teacher Yue also attaches great importance to cultivating our writing ability. Since the first grade, we have left a composition every day, and we have been writing it for six years. Now, each of us has become passionate about writing. Once a classmate wrote well, Mr. Yue asked him to stand on the platform and read. On the one hand, students who write well are encouraged to make persistent efforts, on the other hand, students who have never read can learn from their experience and write good compositions. How's it going? Is Teacher Yue very concerned about us?
Look, this is our class group, a class group full of unity and friendship.
Everyone in our class 10 has a warm home. Is there anything warmer than home? Yes, it is the class group. There are 4 1 students in our class, so we are United as one and build the class wholeheartedly.
I remember at first, I didn't like this course. Not only because of strangeness, but also because of my classmates, classes and habits together for six years, full of childhood happiness and memories ... but slowly I began to accept my classmates and new habits. Finally, I accepted the class group, fell in love with this new class group, and was proud of being a member of this class, accounting for 4 1% of this class. ...
The students in our class have their own advantages and strong points. "Pangbiao" is amazing in mathematics. Last time we tested her, she was absolutely right. Money, who is fluent in both Chinese and English, will get dizzy when I write my English homework, but it can be finished in 1 min 30 seconds. As for Xiao Huangshan, just two words, super cute. Li Chen is the King Kong of our class. You yell at her, she will give you ten sentences, ten times magnification. However, she is always yelling in class, which is quite enthusiastic. Hehe, I almost forgot to introduce my old classmate "Luo BQ". She has a hot temper, but it's hot but not fatal. Don't worry. Her unique skills are long jump and running. No one can compare with her in long jump and running. We named her unique stunt radish jump. Every time we say radish jumps, she laughs. How's it going? The students in our class are very interesting!
Everyone in our class is trying to build a class group. Harmonious atmosphere, clean classroom, first-class blackboard newspaper and achievements in sports meeting all record our efforts. I believe that under the leadership of our head teacher, our class will be more United and better.
Our class group 1 1 "Look! Look, everybody. Breaking news, breaking news ... "Alas, where did this sound come from? Needless to say, Ken must be in our class.
As soon as I entered the classroom, the boys in our class jumped up and down on the ground, grinning and not knowing what they were doing. I walked over and found that our class had a haircut nicknamed "KINOMOTO SAKURA", which was much uglier than before. The students all booed at his seat! I went over to have a look. I couldn't help but burst out of my mouth with a "sloped" sound. It's really interesting. No wonder the students are all booing! But you can't laugh at it like that. This is not right. After the monitor's "speech", the students dispersed and returned to their seats to read.
It is Monday again. After the flag-raising ceremony, Mr. Zhou came to announce the hygiene and discipline of each class last week. Our class was difficult to read, but it was not as high as other classes, and it ended in discord.
Back in the classroom, the students were filled with indignation; "Why is there no flying red flag in our class? We have done well in all aspects! Hey, needless to say, it must be that Teacher Zhou is eccentric. " Alas, all the students in our class can call them "people don't say they are wrong."
A few weeks passed, and I still didn't get the flowing red flag. Another tough week. Our class finally has the red flag of health flow, but there is no red flag of discipline flow. As soon as the students returned to the classroom, they applauded themselves and clapped their hands red. They are very happy and a little proud. Students are still looking forward to next week's scores, hoping that the red flag of health flow and the red flag of subject flow will "return to the embrace of the motherland."
"Stop, stop! Put my things down, now! Otherwise, I'm not at all ... "
Alas, our class!
When our class 12 group was in class on Thursday afternoon, the head teacher said to the whole class, "Our class is an advanced group that strives for progress and a big family full of warmth." She glanced at her classmates in the dark and then said, "Who can write an article praising the good deeds of our class in recent weeks?"
After listening to the teacher, I really want to write such an article. After class, I sat in the classroom and thought hard. Write what? By the way, the day before yesterday, Zhou Tingting and Zou Xiaohong found 10 yuan in the school playground and gave it to the teacher. Yes, just write "Zhou Tingting and Zou Xiaohong who can't hide their money". At this moment, the leather king Liu came over and solemnly said to me, "Yesterday, I went to the hospital to visit Dola who was sick. Did you go to see him? " I shook my head and thought, "Liu is naughty at ordinary times, but very enthusiastic." After he left, I drew up another topic: the passionate leather king. Suddenly, in my mind, I saw the scene of Zhu Xiaojing offering an umbrella to Wang Xiaoxiao in the rain last Friday. I want to write an article "Love in the Rain". Just as I was about to start writing, I looked up through the window and saw Zhao Chen, Chen Chuanting, Xu Wei and Xiang Dandan cleaning the playground and toilet. By the way, isn't "environmental group" a good topic? But when I saw the beautiful handwriting and pictures on the blackboard, I couldn't help thinking that this issue of the blackboard newspaper was written by Cheng Tianxian, Cai Tao and Zhou Tingting after giving up Saturday's rest. Shouldn't it be praised? After my understanding, I also wrote Honest Liu Xiaohu and Zhao Chen who cares about the collective. ...
The next day, I handed all the manuscript papers to Teacher Zhang. "Why are they all headlines?" Teacher Zhang asked in surprise. I said, "There are so many good people and deeds in our class that I don't know which one to write."
Yes, everyone in our class works hard to do good deeds, and everyone cares about each other. Who can not boast of such a collective?
Our class group 13 Now I have entered a new school, a strange class and a new big family. We need a class WeChat group to communicate.
When I was in primary school, we used to have a class group that only belonged to our class. Because we were young at that time, the group name of WeChat group in our class was named by our favorite and beloved class teacher, Mr. Yang. Now we are in junior high school, so our new class teacher, Mr. Zhao, chose us to write it. I thought about it before, this class group should be Class A4 of Class 20xx in junior high school.
After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with a name that I think is very good: Jiangshan has talented people and is persistent in Class A4.
The phrase "talented people come out from the Jiangshan generation" comes from Zhao Yi's On Poetry in the Qing Dynasty. It turned out to be "talented people come out of the country and lead the way for hundreds of years", which means that the mountains and rivers are beautiful and heroes are cultivated. I hope the students in our class can study hard in the beautiful campus of Xi High-tech No.1 Middle School, and become an outstanding person worthy of their pride and a person who contributes to society in the future. Persistence means that students in our class can be as patient as they were in military training. When encountering difficulties, they will always choose to give up and work hard for their own goals. In a word; In short, I hope that the students in our class will not give up when they encounter difficulties, and do it persistently. As the saying goes, a drop of water wears away a stone.
Our class group 14 Our class group is a class with poor discipline, but it is very happy. At the critical moment, we will unite and help each other, promote each other and cheer each other.
The students in our class are very active and have poor discipline. After class, we started fighting, chasing, fighting and wrestling. Although the teacher will be quiet when he comes, it will make trouble when he comes to the self-study class, and even the discipline inspection commission is playing. The monitor can't control us at all, only the teacher can keep us quiet.
Although our class is not disciplined at ordinary times, it is like a mess, but at the critical moment, our class will unite.
For example, during the mid-term exam and self-study before the exam, my class was uncharacteristically quiet, writing and memorizing things, helping people with poor grades and learning from those with poor grades. Everyone was immersed in a tense learning atmosphere. At this time, loose sand seems to have gathered. So the total score of our class has achieved a better ranking in the grade.
And the school sports meeting. Seeing that other classes are working hard, our classmates are not willing to lag behind. As soon as class was over, the students began to practice, one by one like soldiers on the battlefield. On the day of the school sports meeting, everyone was very serious, and some projects were practicing and competing; If there are no projects, cheer for your classmates and send water and snacks to your classmates. Everyone is taking their tasks seriously. Finally, with everyone's unremitting efforts, our class has achieved a high ranking, and everyone cheers for their class and feels proud. At this time, we are fragmented and United again.
This is our class group. In the eyes of others, we are fragmented, but at the critical moment, we will unite and work hard for class honor! In the eyes of others, we are a group of rambling teenagers, but if others make efforts to make progress, we will make progress, live high style!
Our class group 15 our class! However, on campus, "everyone knows, everyone knows". The spirit of not admitting defeat, not giving up, being active and not giving up is the spirit of our class, and these contributions are the result of the efforts of thirty students in our class.
First of all, introduce an important person after work: Mr. Hu, a thin teacher, with a gentle and bright smile on his face from time to time and his eyes shining like stars in the sky, which is fascinating! In class, the teacher always teaches carefully. When there are questions that I can't write, the teacher always tells me patiently. It is a great honor to teach teachers.
Let's talk about the man of the hour in the class again! Poker Chen is a runner in the class. Although he is not tall, he runs as fast as lightning! He is really amazing! Pinxuan is the painting fairy of her class. Everything she painted is lifelike, just like the real thing. Huiyu is a know-it-all in her class. She doesn't know how much knowledge she has in her stomach. There is at least one or two words of knowledge in her speech, which is really interesting. Jane is a heartthrob in her class. Teachers and classmates like her very much when they see her! Next year, you will be a funny king. He often tells a joke when we are depressed, which makes people laugh until their stomachs hurt! Our class is like a big family, because each class has its own characteristics, so it is more colorful!
Under the leadership of Mr. Hu, our class is full of talents, and I have made many intimate friends. I hope we will live up to the expectations of our teachers and be reasonable and virtuous people.
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