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A cold joke, that is, a failed joke, refers to the fact that the joke itself can't achieve the funny purpose because of boring, homophonic words, translation, omission of the subject, different logic, judgment or special content, or because of the performer's mood or expression, etc., but it doesn't mean that the joke itself is boring, which is also a manifestation of humor. Now, most people will smile when they hear cold jokes, and sometimes they will make a gesture of hugging their arms: "It's so cold!" Or speech and performance related to cold semantics, such as chills, temperature, air conditioning or hot weather, etc. It's hot in August now, and the performance of Guangzhou Evergrande is even hotter, so here are a few cold jokes to cool everyone down.

Evergrande fans: Muric's cold jokes

Ten cold jokes after Muric's return

1. Many "SB" will appear in Weibo's reply of Evergrande China players

2. Huang Bowen updates Weibo, jiayou! Master Chicken: Sha Bi

3. Violent bird said: Boss Xu, can I go now?

4. Muric: I've been waiting for a long time, and finally I've dreamed for a long time. . . . .

5. After all, it was a team that defeated Bayern, and even the official announcement was not lost. Bayern

6, 3.5 million dollars bought two chickens, and Evergrande earned money

7. paulinho: Brother, you finally came to Muric: Big Brother, I'm here to liberate you. Let's go

8. florentino: We are partners, so you are not allowed to let paulinho go to Barcelona! ! !

9. Schumacher, the car god, woke up and found that Muric was still at Evergrande

1, a foreigner who really made China football find its presence in Asia.

it's Evergrande's fault that Oscar, Lei Wu and Hu Erke are banned

cold jokes, that is, failed jokes, refer to the jokes themselves because of boring, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, judgment or special content, or because of the performer's tone or expression, etc., which leads to a joke that is difficult to make people laugh and becomes a silence, but it does not mean that the jokes themselves are boring, which is also humorous. Let's talk about a cold joke recently related to Guangzhou Evergrande!

It's all Evergrande's fault.

It's Evergrande that makes the Oscar boring, Evergrande that fights with R&F in Shanghai, Evergrande that wears the clothes of Lei Wu and Hu Erke, Evergrande that sends the ins of boas, Evergrande that makes Li Ang gesture, Evergrande that lets Ilmaz hit people, Evergrande that makes the Football Association issue heavy fines, Evergrande controls the General Administration of Sports with its left hand and commands the China Football Association with its right hand, and Evergrande buys these tickets.

it's shameful that Evergrande can't play for seven years

. Evergrande controls Football Association, Post Bar, Media, Li Bing, AFC and European Sky Sports. . . . Evergrande didn't play for more than seven years

Since "not shaking hands" is similar to "beating people", why didn't Zheng Zhi judge

1? Why didn't he judge

Now, the presence of the media in the Super League is getting stronger and stronger. For example, if a team encounters any controversial event, the media immediately lists the rules and regulations for handling the incident, and it is clear how to award and punish it. The China Football Association announced the punishment result for the failure of Guangzhou Evergrande players to shake hands with referees after the match in the last round of Super League. The Football Association decided to impose a penalty of Zheng Zhi's suspension for four games and a fine of 4, yuan. For Beijing Guoan player Ilmaz's beating, he was only punished with five suspensions. Then Evergrande began to joke. Since the punishment for "not shaking hands" with the enemy is similar to that for "hitting the opponent", Zheng Zhi should call the referee.

2. Guoan, the Football Association has helped this.

The China Football Association published the Notice on Selecting Referees for the 16th Round of the 217 Super League on its official website, focusing on the match between Warring States and Evergrande at home, which will be enforced by Ma Ning. Evergrande fans know that Ma Ning is once again enforcing the key battle of Guangzhou Evergrande, and there are many discussions because of unfair enforcement in the past. In the 15th round of the Super League in 215, Ma Ning, the famous "hard whistle" of the Super League, was the referee in the - draw between Guangzhou Evergrande and Beijing Guoan at home, and his several decisions in the game also caused controversy again. Tianhe Stadium sounded like a tidal black whistle.