Post funny quotations

In daily study, work or life, we must be familiar with all kinds of quotations. Quotations have the characteristics of simple language, vivid image and easy to understand. Are you still looking for excellent and classic quotations? The following is a selection of funny quotations from 2022 Post Bar that I compiled for you, for reference only, and I hope it will help you.

Funny quotations 1 1. The abandoned part of life is also a universe.

Don't challenge my password with your Trojan horse.

Don't look back, I only love your back.

4. Memories precipitate beautiful faces in the traces of years.

5. A face of false prosperity.

6. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.

7. Happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

8. If you are sad, just squat down and hug yourself.

9. Son, fools can't be resurrected.

10. Let me see your gentle fangs.

1 1. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

12. I can only stand up straight if you don't want a gift first.

13. Your way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.

14. It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!

15. Although I came to Xi 'an, I was gentle and dressed in white, and I couldn't see the style of Terracotta Warriors at all.

16. The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

17. A grain of salt is the sea when you lose your temper.

18. Low-key does not mean that there is no focus.

19. You have the right to remain silent, but we will shut you up soon.

20. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me in the future ... you will definitely hit me.

2 1. When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations.

22. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

23. I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

24. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

25. I have planned how to spend 5 million yuan, but I didn't win the prize.

26. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

27. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

28. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, "Sorry, this is a private car."

29. If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

30. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

3 1. In the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. Your cold expression makes me feel dull. Your indifference makes me afraid to show my heart, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to understand that you stepped on my foot!

If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

33. People always see us holding hands happily. Actually, once I let go, she will go shopping.

34. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.

I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for the meteor.

Funny Quotations 2 1 It's sunny today, and I was bitten by a dog when I went out.

Don't think you are an idiot just because you are black.

Looking back, it was the father of the child.

You can choose to give up, but never give up.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

Ask who will protect you, not me, but the brick in my hand.

What world, love and money can't have it both ways.

They are all tap water, so what is Master Kong mineral water?

When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

10 The only way to make youth permanent is to take more photos now.

1 1 is always just my wishful thinking.

12 Don't think that the dog will be fine if it sneezes tomorrow, or you must have forgotten to bring your umbrella when it rains.

13 Although the promise is a fart, you should let go.

14 Looking at you smiling at me, I thought you had a crush on me, but who knew you were laughing at my face.

15 tea, bitter and sweet, with endless aftertaste; Wine, cotton and endurance teach people to be cool; Spring is clear and tasteless, but it takes a lifetime to taste sweetness. A good friend, such as tea, wine and clear water, can benefit people for life! Like you!

16 I have repeatedly stressed to keep a low profile, but you just want to give me applause and scream.

Sister 17, all she wants is chamber pot.

18 When others are holding hands, I will take my dog out for a walk to see who is unhappy with a bite.

19 Even if you are lost in love, you still choose to be stubborn.

Staying up at the age of 20 is because I don't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

2 1 As long as you live in this world, there is no way to be secular.

Sorry, in my world, you have no right to visit.

Heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't look at their age.

Don't wash your hands when you go to the toilet. The teacher also said that we were unsanitary. Don't you know that we are saving water?

Although I seem to have no brain, I am actually not happy.

I hope you can cooperate with me to do something great. We won't worry about eating and drinking, and we can travel around the world. I think with your charm, you will earn more than me. Can you promise me? Let's go begging for food.

You are good to me, so I can't help but want to bully you.

My heart is small and can only hold you, while your heart is big and can hold many people.

Because everything happens for a reason and everything happens for a reason. If there is a reason, why talk about it?

Loneliness makes people fat, which means loneliness is expanding.

3 1 People say I'm smart, but I'm just stupid.

When I got up the courage to decide to talk, my mobile phone ran out of money.

If you go first, don't blame me for ignoring you.