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Cattle that can't "plow"

One cloudy day, Uncle Li next door brought back a scalper.

He smiled and rubbed his hands and said to Li Ernian. Hey, hey, don't worry about farming in the future. This cow is strong and stupid, especially honest. ?

Li Ernian sneered at her waist: Are you sure it can farm? Can you farm? I'm kidding. What if you can't plow? You always do something stupid that wastes money. It is true that you are as stupid as an ox. ?

? Of course, when you get to the field, you will cultivate the land. This is the instinct of cattle. If you let it go down to the ground, it can help you cultivate. ? Li Ershu saw that Li Ernian was unreasonable and determined.

? Joke, this stupid cow will only make trouble in the field. Do you think it can compensate for accidentally kicking over our crops in the future? I think it's a big joke to steal a chicken and not eat it later. ? Li Ernian strongly disagreed.

? I said he could plow the fields. Can you let him go to the field first? ? Uncle Li is angry.

Li Ernian is as stubborn as an ox: if I say no, it won't come true. One more word, and I won't kill you heartless dog. A man is bullying the old woman. ? Li Ernian put on airs to bring rain to pear flowers.

Li Ershu bowed his head and said nothing.

? You bring this cow back quickly. I'm trying to feed both of us, and do I have to raise a cow to eat and drink? How can you be such a heartless person! ?

Li Ershu couldn't stand Li Ernian's grinding, so he resigned and looked up. All right, all right, do as you say! I can't sell him to Uncle Chen across the street! I’ll be right back. ? Leaders grow up lazily with their hips twisted? Huh? A scalper, Li Ershu left a helpless and lonely figure for Li Ernian.

A few days later, Li Ershu rode a tricycle with a hoe and went to the fields with Li Ernian. Looking around, he saw that Uncle Chen's fields had been ploughed neatly. Uncle Chen sat cross-legged in the shade to enjoy the cool. When he saw Uncle Li and his wife, he ran happily and said, Thank you so much, Xiaolizi. This cow is diligent and good, and finished plowing my old plot in a few days. ? After that, I sat back in the shade, refreshed.

Li Ershu and Li Ernian stood awkwardly and looked at each other in silence. Li Ernian failed.

Whether cattle can farm depends on those who make good use of the land. Shallow people who jump to conclusions easily without experiments will never be blessed by God, but everything happens to be similar.

Sixth grade: Huang Yi