What kind of story would it be if four great classical novels were written into one novel?

The Yangtze River flows eastward, and the mountains and mountains are righteous for thousands of years; The author of "All Clouds" is bitter and full of tears, so he might as well travel to the west in his dream!

Gentlemen, where do you think this story came from? It's ridiculous to say why. Bian Xiao likes these four classic books and has been considering combining these four wonderful books. What will it be like? Can be extreme, poor writing, then you might as well throw a brick to attract jade, simply describe it as a short story and laugh it off! Looking forward to wonderful famous writers, correct me.

It is said that the four masters and apprentices of the Tang Dynasty went all the way to the west to learn from the scriptures, and they went down at night to catch monsters. After all kinds of difficulties and obstacles, I don't need to elaborate. On this day, I came to a vast and boundless 800-mile water depression, and another high mountain stood in the distance, reaching into the sky and ending in a steep anomaly. Elder Tang saw it at once and couldn't help exclaiming. Monkey jumped in the air, opened his eyes and looked far away, only to see dark clouds in the mountains, dark clouds, flags flying and horns ringing. I wonder how many ubers are still hidden. So he returned to his figure, read a spell in his mouth, called the local mountain god, pointed to the mountain and asked, "Did my grandson ask you? What is this place? How can it be so dangerous that the four of us can get by? "

Seeing that it was the Monkey King who asked questions, the mountain god knelt down and kowtowed and said, "Grandpa Great Sage, it's really tight here! This mountain is under the rule of Jeju, which is the famous Liangshan Mountain in Shui Bo. Little Fairy doesn't know when it started. There are actually one hundred single and eight demons gathered on the mountain, which corresponds to the number of thirty-six highest days and seventy-two demons in heaven. He still has 100,000 minions, and he is as dangerous as a wolf. I'm afraid it will be difficult for the Great Sage to cross this mountain! " Hearing this, the monkey was very depressed and looked around again. He saw a big flag standing on the top of the mountain, which said, "God!" " "So he turned and told his master everything. Hearing this, Pig quickly packed his bags and wanted to leave, but Friar Sand advised him.

As the master and the apprentice were talking, they suddenly heard the drums thundering and lying in ambush everywhere. A fat monk came straight to Friar Sand with a mord, and Friar Sand quickly raised his mord to block it. Then, a strong man who looked like a walker stopped Wukong with two knives and fought in one place. When Pig saw this, he was so scared that he flew into the grass to hide, but he didn't want to think that Monkey had a hook and sickle gun in his hand. The kidnapper's horse hooked him to the ground, and four horses tied his hooves and pressed him up the hill. When the Tang Priest saw this, he cried bitterly, "That's all! It is difficult to learn from the scriptures, but it is difficult to ascend to heaven! " Needless to say, in a short time, several dreamers pulled Bai, humming all the way, holding him hostage and flying to the mountain. Friar Sand was upset when he saw that Master was arrested. Suddenly, another hero behind him hit him in the face with a stone, bleeding profusely, and he fainted to the ground and was arrested. Wukong was left alone. Seeing that the other side was outnumbered, he had to fly away.

Wukong flew in the air for a while. It was getting late. He saw a family on the ground, but it was Plutocratic family. He was rich and hungry, so he got off the cloud and knocked on the door to fast.

After a while, a page opened the door and saw that it was a down-and-out monkey and monk Hua Zhai, and hurried in to tell him. After a while, several maids came out and called Wukong in. Monkey was so hungry that he had to follow them, across the flower pavilion, the corridor and the hall of Guo Rongfu. At this time, above the purlin, red candles are swaying. The old lady jokes with Baoyu and Daiyu when she is free. When she saw Wukong enter the room, she immediately asked the page to arrange tea. Wukong is not at all polite. After eating some biscuits and drinking two pots of tea, she gained a little more strength. Baoyu stepped forward and asked, "Where did Brother Monkey come from?" Wukong sighed and told the story of learning Buddhist scriptures from Master's younger brother in the West. He didn't want to pass by Liangshan in Shui Bo, so he had to escape by himself. Grandmother Jia and Daiyu were stunned. Wukong also shed sad tears as he spoke. When Daiyu saw it, she couldn't help thinking of her own life, so she cried with her.

Baoyu couldn't help thinking, but he saw Wukong's face was familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it. How did he know that Wukong had seen him in the Heavenly Palace? One is to show the horse to the Jade Emperor, and the other is a waiter who grows flowers and grass for the Empress Dowager. They all became strangers, just sighing that they met each other. Just when everyone was sad, a series of laughter suddenly broke out outside the door. Needless to say, Wang Xifeng, the housekeeper, came in quickly with a fragrant fan in her hand and said, "The maid said that a monk from the Tang Dynasty has come. Ouch! But why is the hairy face in Lei Gong's mouth crying for the monk! " Hearing this, Grandmother Jia pointed at her nose and said, "You have to tear your mouth open. My master and younger brother are in trouble, but you can still laugh like this without helping to rescue them! " Wang Xifeng quickly covered her mouth and bowed down to Wukong to accompany the crime.

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Next, Baoyu told her about Wukong's experience. Hearing this, Wang Xifeng rolled her eyes and said, "Monkey, you don't have to be sad. Don't you think the monsters in the water margin are so powerful, but they are outnumbered? " In my opinion, you might as well go to Xinye County, Jingzhou, take reinforcements, wipe out the water margin in one fell swoop and save your master! Hearing this, Wukong quickly stood up and said to Wang Xifeng, "Dare you ask the patroness why she sent my old grandson to Xinye to ask for reinforcements?" ? "Can someone there help me?" Wang Xifeng said, "I've always heard that Liu Bei of Xinye is a kind Lord. His generals Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun are all world-famous. They help the needy. I advise you to hurry up, or tomorrow, I'm afraid your master will be eaten by those people! "

Hearing this, Wukong was in a great hurry. He thanked quickly, jumped up, turned around and headed for Xinye. This book is very brief. Wukong entered Xinye County and went straight to the county government to meet Liu Bei and told a story about the past. Tears welled up in Liu Bei's eyes, and he felt great sympathy. He knew that there were not many men, but the situation was urgent, but he couldn't help thinking too much. He hurriedly took Zhang Guan and Zhao Yun, lit his men, and killed the water margin with Wukong.

Besides, Song Jiang, a Liangshan hero, sent people down the mountain to rob him for lack of horses and food. Unexpectedly, Lu and others inadvertently caught up with Tang Priest, Pig and Friar Sand. After careful investigation, I found out that it was a monk appointed by the imperial court to go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. Upon hearing this, Sung River gasped. It turned out that he was trying to get in touch with the imperial court during this period of time, intending to win over and find a way out for his brothers. So I quickly asked my men to untie the Tang Priest and his disciples, kill the cattle and sheep, and put on a big banquet to scare Tang Priest and others. How did Father Tang Can eat this table full of meat and wine? The three men had to look at the meat and sigh, waiting for Wukong to take reinforcements to Shanxi as soon as possible.

Early the next morning, Song Jiang just got up and finished washing. The soldiers quickly reported, "Chief Song, it's not good. A group of troops came down from the mountain. I heard that Liu Bei, the big ear of Xinye County, led his men Zhang Guan Zhao Yun and others to attack the shanzhai! Please make a decision quickly! " Hearing this, Sung River urged Lin Chong, Lu Junyi and Gongsun Sheng to order one hundred minions to fight first, and then order an army to meet them later.

Lin Chong took the lead in rushing down the mountain when he met Zhang Fei at the entrance of the mountain. So Zhang Fei grabbed eight snake spears in his hand and went to join the battle. Zhang Fei was full of energy, let out a cry, a spear came, and two horses crossed. In a blink of an eye, there are dozens of rounds of fierce fighting. On the other side, Lu Junyi was already with Guan Yu, and he was killed in the dust. The soldiers on both sides shouted and cheered in unison, and the sound of gongs and drums resounded through the world for a while. When Gongsun Sheng saw the magic behind him, it was already dark, but I don't know how many immortals flocked to kill him. At this time, Wukong has seen it and is holding a golden hoop to resist. At that time, there was thunder in the sky, dark clouds rolled, and people shouted to kill the sky. An unprecedented war crossing scene is reflected between heaven and earth.

Just as the two sides were at war, Song Jiang led a great army to kill them. Seeing this scene from a distance, he couldn't help being surprised. He immediately asked Liu Bei, "It is said that Liu Huangshu is famous at sea. Why do you come here to make trouble without reason? " Liu Bei advised him to stand up at once and say, "Bei 'an dared to offend the tiger in Liangshan because you hijacked the Tang Priest and his disciples appointed by the imperial court to fetch Buddhist scriptures from the West, so you brought Wukong. You couldn't bear to see the great cause of fetching Buddhist scriptures destroyed, so you came to save it!" After hearing this, Song Jiang smiled and said, "Oh, it's all a misunderstanding. In the Song Dynasty, some people did justice for heaven, but Ann dared to spoil the imperial affairs. He just wanted Liu Huangshu to invite the above-mentioned imperial court to recruit Liangshan Xiaoke to serve the country at the upper level and settle the people at the lower level. Wouldn't it be better? " Liu Bei couldn't help laughing. He even said, "Be good, be prepared and try your best. Then please let the Song chief release the four Tang masters and apprentices quickly and let them go to the Western Heaven ... "

Many years later, Song Jiang and others were grandly wooed by the imperial court, and Fang La was defeated. With the help of Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei proclaimed himself emperor, and Wu Dong's army was defeated and died in Baidicheng. Worst of all, the Rongguo mansion was seized by the imperial court overnight, leaving a vast expanse of white land. Only the Tang Priest and his disciples, though they experienced 81 difficulties, learned from them and returned to their hometown. This is exactly:

It never rains but it pours, and the world is like a xinqi. Life is like a dream, and harmony and prosperity are the most secure!

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* Author: Li Guang, original columnist of the Secret History of Fish and Sheep.