Those endless humorous jokes in the hospital

0 1 professor shook his head and took the students to make rounds. Before entering the ward, he said to the students, you should go and see the patients inside later. If you can treat him, nod your head, if not, shake your head. Student A looked and shook his head, student B looked and shook his head, and student C looked and shook his head. The professor sighed in disappointment. At this time, the patient was anxious: doctor, please help me, I don't want to die yet! A patient has abdominal pain at night. The intern asked the superior doctor, and the superior doctor said, call 6542. After a while, the intern came again and said, I called and no one answered! The wage patient said to the dentist, "You really make money. You earned $3 in just three minutes. " The doctor replied, "If you like, I can pull it out in slow motion." When the beauty patient is practicing, the substitute teacher is very kind and usually unsmiling. A beautiful female patient came that day, and her mandibular wisdom teeth were pulled out not long ago. Today, after the patient left, the teacher went to the window, looked at her back and said to us, "Look at her."

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