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There is a plate of shrimp and slippery eggs.

Shrimp: You are so slippery.

Slippery egg: Hum your shrimp.

One day, Xiao Zhuan and his boyfriend were walking in the park. At this time, Xiao Zhuan suddenly wanted to fart, but he was embarrassed to let his boyfriend find out. At this time, Xiao Zhuan thought of a way to steal fart.

Xiao Jue asked his boyfriend

Xiaowu: Do you want to hear me imitate birds?

Boyfriend: OK ~ It must sound lovely!

At this moment, Xiao Jue chirped.

(At this moment, she secretly farted. )

Xiao Jue asked at this time: Do you think it looks like it?

Boyfriend replied: hmm ~ I didn't hear you clearly just now, because I farted too loudly!