50 jokes in ancient and modern classical Chinese

1.50 ancient and modern jokes, 1, little comma didn't get up until eight o'clock, didn't wash his face, and ran away with his schoolbag on his back.

Out of breath, he ran into the classroom, shouted "report", sat in his seat and listened to the geography teacher.

"Little comma, you stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with his pointer. "What is the equator?"

The little comma blushed and replied, "class starts at eight o'clock and you don't enter the classroom until after eight o'clock. This is called being late!" " "

2. The professor of economics said in class: "Students, foreign workers have a great influence on us. Who knows that migrant workers in a country earn the most money? Is it too old, too old, too old, or ... "

The small comma answers first: "McDonald's!"

The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms. Now? Only 24 ... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reaction, but the classroom was silent.

The professor had to point to the small comma in the front row and say, is there another carbon atom? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

Small comma murmured: No one has left the classroom since class!

The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else's test paper?

: yes. I copied some, but not all.

Teacher: What are some places not to copy?

Small comma: the name is not.

A primary school teacher has a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 50+9=?

Small comma muttered: "Wushu+wine =?" Wushu+wine =? "

Suddenly, I suddenly realized that I was drunk ~

2. A good joke of about 50 words is rewarded with 5 points. One night, I was walking on the platform, but I saw a woman with long hair floating in the air. I couldn't help but take a look.

After a while, the woman suddenly stopped and stared at me. Yu:' am I not handsome?' But I saw Yi's eyes wide open and her mouth twitched.

I sighed:' Am I too ugly?' I only see that Yi's eyes are getting bigger and bigger, and her mouth is getting bigger and bigger. I'm scared.

I am a gentleman. I have never offended her, let alone met her. I almost wanted to turn and run away when I heard Iraq shout ... ah ... "choo!" " Yi rubbed his nose and drifted away. I'm already sweating. I am cloth, I started with words, and I missed three years; After practicing martial arts, the tinker made arrows, drummed hundreds of officials, and kicked out with disorderly sticks; He studied medicine, entered the department of clinical medicine, studied hard for five years and made some achievements. He wrote a good prescription, ate it and died.

When I arrived in the underworld, I waited for Emperor Yan to ascend to the DPRK for a long time. I can't stand it. I asked him, and the ghost soldier said: Wang read the document with his feet and laughed wildly. He was startled in the backyard and didn't wake up ... Che Yin Bao Ying, a famous scholar, studied it, and Sun Kang Xue Ying studied it. One day, Kang went to visit Yin. Without seeing him, he asked where to go. The doorman said, "He went out to catch fireflies."

When I answered Bai Kang, I saw Kang standing idle in the court and asked, "Why don't you study?" Kang said, "I don't think it will snow today." -(Ming) Master Fu Bai's series "Laughing Forest" was sold with a dumb voice. People asked them the reason and said, "I'm hungry."

He asked, "If you are hungry, why don't you eat cake?" Said, "It sucks." (Two people whisper)-(Ming) Master Fu Bai's series "Laughing Forest" rice can talk. The wife of Li Ji, a native of Yan, is coquettish and dissolute, and often has an affair with a teenager next door.

When Li Ji heard about it, he came up with a way to catch him. One morning, Li Ji pretended not to be in town, but he looked carefully in the yard. I saw the neighbor's boy quickly enter the back room of Li Ji's house and plug in the door.

Ricky immediately jumped out of the car and knocked at the door. The wife was very scared indoors and asked the teenager, "My husband is here. What should I do? " The teenager was anxious and asked, "Is there a window?" The wife said, "There are no windows."

The boy asked again, "Is there a cave?" The wife said, "There is no cave either." The teenager said helplessly, "How can I get out?" At this time, the wife saw a cloth bag by the wall and said happily, "Great."

The boy hurriedly got into the bag, let her put it on the floor in front of the bed, and told her, "If your husband asks, just say it's rice." After packing, the wife quickly turned and opened the door to let Ricky in.

Li Ji looked indoors again and found no adulterer. He came to the bed slowly and saw that the bag was full, and it felt particularly heavy to lift it. He asked his wife, "What is this?" The wife was so flustered that she forgot the instructions of the teenager and hesitated for a long time without telling her the reason. When Ricky saw that his wife looked suspicious, he continued to ask more sharply.

The boy in the bag was afraid of the exposure and could not help but answer, "I am Michaelis." When Li Ji heard this, he caught the adulterer and the adulterer on the spot and killed them. Friendly reminder: the derailed person will quit! ]-Ming Luzhuo's "Sad Son Hou Yu" One year, when he was drunk, he passed the door of Lu's participation in politics and threw up all over the floor.

The janitor of Lujia came over and scolded, "How dare you get drunk and spit at my door!" " Yugong raised a pair of drunken eyes, squinted contemptuously at the doorman and said, "It was your door that didn't cover the right place and actually pointed at my mouth!" " The doorman thought the drunken man's speech was very interesting, so he retorted with a smile, "My door has already been built. Was it built in front of your mouth today? " Yu Gong pointed to his mouth and said, "Lao Zi's mouth has existed for several years! -Ming Fu Baizhai's "Ya Dou" owner fools eat wine. There was a man whose family was poor, and he couldn't afford to drink, and his capacity for alcohol was not good. However, he loves to pretend to love face. Every time he goes out, he eats two distiller's grains cakes, feeling a little drunk, as if he had just drunk wine.

One day, he met an old friend on the road. Seeing that he was a little drunk, his friend asked, "Did you just drink wine this morning?" He answered truthfully, "No, I only ate two bad cakes." He went home and told his wife about it.

His wife gave him advice and said, "If someone asks again in the future, you can say that you have drunk, or you can pretend to be." He nodded in agreement.

I met that friend the next day, and he said he had drunk. The friend suspected that he had lied and asked, "Is it hot or cold?" He replied, "It's baked." Hearing this, my friend smiled and said, "You still ate the cake."

When he got home, he told his wife about it, and she scolded him and said, "How can I say anything about baking wine?" ? Said it was a hot drink in the future. "He said remember.

The third time I met that friend, before his friend could speak, he boasted, "My wine is so hot today." The friend asked, "How much did you eat?" He held out two fingers and said, "Two."

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest" cheated rice well. A man was so hungry on the road that he came to a family to steal food. He said to his master, "I can mend the needle nose, but I have to eat something to work."

The master was very happy, so he gave him a meal and found out all the broken needles and noses. When the man finished eating, the master asked him to mend them. The man said, "Bring the broken needle nose, too."

-Pan Ming Youlong "Laughing Zen Record" A person is on the road outside. It's getting late, and he wants to spend the night in a nearby temple, but he's worried that the monks in the temple won't agree. He went up to the doorman and said, "I have an inexhaustible thing that I want to give to Bao Si." Hearing this, the monk not only readily agreed to let him in, but also paid special respect to him.

The next morning, the monk came to say hello and asked, "What is the inexhaustible object that the benefactor said?" The man pointed to a bundle of broken bamboo curtains he put in front of the Buddha statue and said, "If you use it as a lantern stick, will it be inexhaustible?" -Pan Ming Youlong's "Laughing Zen Record" was filmed into a net. There is a fisherman and his wife. Their family is very poor. Even in the cold winter, there is no quilt, so they have to use fishing nets to keep out the cold. In the middle of the night, they put their fingers out of the net and felt extremely cold.

The couple secretly rejoiced and said, "How can those who don't have quilts live on such a cold winter night?" -Feng Ming magnum "Laughing Room" There are three people sleeping in the same bed in a trance. In the middle of the night, one person feels itchy on his leg, and in a trance, he is on the second person's leg.

3. Improper selection of paragraphs in ancient classical Chinese.

Online and in bookstores. For example, the joke is that a scholar will be seventy years old and suddenly gave birth to a son.

Born in age, that is, named age. A little later, I gave birth to another son, who seems to be able to read and learn by name.

The next year, another son was born. Smile: 62616964757a68696416fe58685e5aeb931333656461"It's a joke to have children at such an old age."

Because of the name "joke". When they were old and had nothing to do, they all ordered to go to the mountains to collect firewood and go home. The husband asked, "Who has more firewood for the third son?" The wife said, "As you get older, you have no knowledge at all, but you have the burden of jokes."

There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife suddenly gave birth to a son. She named him "Age" because she was old enough to have a son. Before long, another son was born. He looks like a scholar, so he named him "Xue Xue".

In the third year, another son was born. The scholar smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a son at such a big age." So he named it "Joke".

The three sons had nothing to do when they grew up, so the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to get firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife, "Which of the three people has more firewood?" The wife said, "When I am old, I have no knowledge at all, but jokes are a burden." Avoid the original snobs and avoid them every time you come out.

The fellow traveler asked him why, and replied, "Give up my parents." So many times, colleagues are tired.

Even if I meet a beggar, I will try to avoid him and say, "Give up my relatives." Q: "Why are there such relatives?" He said, "But all the good ones are recognized by you."

There was a vain man who met a passing dignitary when he went out and avoided it. People in the same trade asked him why he did this, and he said, "That's my relative."

This has happened many times, and every time he does this, people in the same industry feel very annoyed. Later, on the road, I suddenly met a beggar, and the people in the same trade also learned to hide from him and said, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain man asked, "Why do you have such poor relatives?" People in the same trade said, "Because all the good things are recognized by you." Villagers who eat olives go to town to drink, and there are olives at the banquet.

The villagers took the spit, which was astringent and tasteless, because they asked the people at the table, "What is this?" The deskmate scorned them with their village spirit: "vulgar." In the name of "vulgarity", the villagers kept it in mind and said, "Today, if you taste the strange things in the city, it is called" vulgarity "."

Everyone didn't believe it, but the man opened his mouth and gasped, "You don't believe it, but now you are full of swearing." A farmer went to a party in town, and there were olives at the party.

The farmer took it to his mouth, which was astringent and not delicious, and asked the person at the same table, "What is this?" Everyone at the same table thought he was vulgar and said contemptuously, "vulgar." The farmer thinks "vulgarity" is an olive name, so he keeps it in mind. When he got home, he said to people, "I ate a strange fruit in the city today, called' vulgar'."

Everyone didn't believe it. The farmer gasped with an open mouth and said, "You don't believe it. Now my mouth is full of swearing. " A person stayed for lunch, and the guest had vomited a bowl, but he didn't add any more rice.

The guest wanted to let the host know, but pretended to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell." Therefore, he said to his master, "The rafters are so big."

The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl and asked the boy to add it. Because he asked the guest, "Does he want geometry?" The guest said, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it."

A man left a guest for lunch. The guest has finished a bowl, and no one has given him more rice. The guest wants to let the host know, so he pretends to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell."

Then he deliberately pointed the bowl mouth at the owner and said, "The rafters are as thick as the bowl mouth." The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl, so he quickly called the servant to add rice to him.

Immediately ask the guest, "How much does he sell?" The guest replied, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it." Some people are used to telling lies.

Every generation of his servants is round. One day, he said to a man, "My well was blown to the house next door by the strong wind yesterday."

People think that there has been nothing since ancient times. The servant Yuan said, "It's true.

My well is near the neighbor's fence. Last night, it was windy. I saw the fence blowing to the well, but it went to my neighbor's house like a well. One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head."

The public was surprised. The servant Yuan said, "So it is.

My master was eating noodle soup in the yard when a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it a wild goose with noodle soup? "One day.

He also said to others, "the cold family has a warm weather account, which covers the world tightly without gaps." The servant frowned and said, "Master, how can I hide this lie?"

There is a man who is used to telling lies. His servants always lie for him. One day, he said to a man, "Yesterday, a well in my house was blown to the house next door by the strong wind."

Everyone thinks that such a thing has never happened since ancient times. His servant lied for him and said, "My well is really close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was very strong last night, and the fence was blown to the side of the well, just like the well was blown to the neighbor's house. "

One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head." Everyone was surprised and didn't believe what he said.

His servant lied for him again, saying, "It happened. My master is eating noodle soup in the yard. Suddenly, a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it covered with noodle soup? " Another day, he said to others: "The cold family has a top temperature account, which covers the world tightly without any gap." Hearing this, the servant frowned awkwardly and said, "The master has gone too far. How can I hide this big lie? "

The scholar peed on the doll for a long time and was frightened. He said, "The school is coming." The doll peed immediately.

The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I think you scholars are scared to pee when they get off the stage." The scholar sighed: "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's legacy and be elegant;" I didn't expect this school to be so small that it can pass two stools. "

The servant of the scholar's family held the doll to pee, but the child didn't pee for a long time. The servant startled him and said, "Here comes the learning platform."

The doll peed immediately. The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I saw your scholar come to the learning platform, and he was scared to pee, so I scared him like this."

The scholar sighed and said, "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's wishes and continue studying;" Even more unexpected.

4. Ancient jokes in classical Chinese [edit this paragraph] Title Two children quarreled with each other (Li m:ng m:oér biàn ri) [edit this paragraph] Confucius traveled eastward, saw two children quarreling and asked why.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "One son:" My day is far away, and the time between China and Japan is near. "

A child said, "When the sun just came out, the hood of the car was as big as noon and the plate was as small as usual. Is this the reason why it is not far from the big one?" ? "A son said," It is cool when it comes out of the barn (cāng) at the beginning of the day, just like exploring soup in the middle of the day. Isn't it near hot and far cold? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than you?" [Edit this paragraph] Note "Journey to the East": Journey to the East.

And: to. Debate: Debate to win or lose.

So: reason, reason. Answer: Yes, yes.

Go: distance. Car cover: The car cover is used to keep out the sun and rain.

Japan and China: noon. And: to, to.

Then: just. Pot: A container for holding things.

Round is a dish, and square is a bowl. In favor: use "say", say.

Desolate: cool, slightly cold. Warehouse: It means cold.

Soup exploration: reach into the hot water. It means it's very hot.

Soup: Hot water. Decide: to decide, judge.

Who: Who? Ru: You.

Know: the same as "wisdom" wisdom. [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children quarreling endlessly and asked them why they quarreled.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to people at sunrise and far away from people at noon." Another child thinks that the sun is far away from people when it first rises and close to people at noon.

The first child said, "When the sun just rose, it was as big as the roof of a car. At noon, it looked like a plate. Isn't that why distant things look small and close? " Another child said, "when the sun first came out, it felt very cold." At noon, it's as hot as putting your hand into hot water. Isn't this the truth that the closer you get, the hotter you get, and the farther you get, the colder you get? " Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who said you were learned?" [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them why.

A son said, "I have been close to people since the beginning of the day, and I have alienated people since the beginning of the day." A son goes far at the beginning of the day, but the middle of the day is near.

A son said, "The sunrise at the beginning of the day is as big as a car cover, and it is like a dish in the middle of the day. Isn't this because the distance is small and the distance is big? " A Confucius said, "It's cool at the beginning of the day, like exploring soup at noon. Is this cool for people who are close at hand? " Confucius never made a decision. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than the tiger?" [Edit this paragraph] Explain scientifically why it is incorrect to explain the distance between the ground and the sun according to different feelings.

One of the children in the "Two Children Debate Day" said that the morning is far from noon because the sun is cold and the noon is hot. The other said that the sun is big in the morning and small at noon, so the morning is far from noon, and the fact observation is true. So how to explain it? What the hell is going on? One view is that there are clouds on the surface of the earth in the morning, and the sun looks big through the clouds. At noon, when the clouds cleared, the sun looked small, but the size of the sun did not change.

There is also a view that the sun looks big because its height is different and its atmospheric refractive index is different. In the morning, the sun has a low altitude angle and a high refractive index. Another view is that due to the illusion of the eyes, it seems that the sun in the morning is bigger than that at noon.

The white figure we see is bigger than the black figure of the same size. This is called photodegradation in physics.

When the sun rises, the surrounding sky is dark, so the sun appears bright, and at noon, the surrounding sky is bright. In contrast, the brightness difference between the sun and the background is not so big, which is why we look like the sun is bigger in the morning than at noon. In short, the distance from the sun is the same in the morning and noon, so its size is the same. Besides, it is hotter at noon than in the morning. Is it because the sun is closer to us at noon than in the morning? Not exactly.

Why is this? It is hotter at noon than in the morning because the sun shines directly on the ground at noon and obliquely on the ground in the morning. It can be seen that when the sun is in direct sunlight, the ground and the air receive more solar radiation heat at the same time and in the same area than when the sun is oblique in the morning, so they are heated the most. So it is hotter at noon than in the morning.

In fact, the hot and cold weather mainly depends on the temperature. The main factor affecting the temperature is determined by the radiation intensity of the sun, but solar photothermal is not the main reason for directly raising the temperature.

Because the direct absorption of sunlight by air is only a small part of the total solar radiation, most of it is absorbed by the ground. After the ground absorbs the solar radiation heat, it is conducted upward to the air through radiation, convection and other heat transfer methods, which is the main reason for the temperature rise.

In short, it is not because the sun is far from our ground that it is hot at noon and cold in the morning every day. [Edit this paragraph] The author quotes this article from Liezi Tang Wen. Liezi is said to have been written by Lieyukou, a Zheng man, during the Warring States Period.

Yukou was one of the representatives of Taoism in the Warring States Period. Liezi was originally a compilation of Liezi's works (Zheng Ren Lieyukou in the early Warring States period), Liezi's disciples and Liezi's later research, and was written in the late Warring States period.

Qin Shihuang burned books to bury Confucianism, and Liezi was banned. In the early Han Dynasty, Huang Lao was highly praised, and Liezi became famous all over the world.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty only respected Confucianism and ousted hundreds of schools, and his examples were scattered among the people. Emperor Han Chengdi asked for a suicide note on earth, and Liu Xiang compiled the examples into eight articles and hid them in the secret room of the Inner Palace.

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Zhang Zhan's Notes on Liezi came out and Liezi was widely circulated. Liezi Tang Wen, compiled by Liezi, contains many folk stories, fables and myths and legends. Confucius: Modesty and prudence, seeking truth from facts. Two children: smart and lovely, good at thinking, dare to question questions they don't understand, and dare to argue.

[Edit this paragraph] The character introduces Confucius (former 55 1.9.28~ former 479.4. 1 1), whose real name was Lu, Han nationality in the Spring and Autumn Period. Born in Changping Township (now Luyuan Village, southeast of Qufu City, Shandong Province).

After his death, he was buried in Surabaya in the north of Qufu, which is now Kong Lin. According to historical records, Confucius' family, Confucius' ancestors were descendants of Shang Dynasty.

After the destruction of Shang Dynasty in Zhou Dynasty, Zhou Chengwang was made an ordinary brother, and Wei Zi was made a loyal minister in Song Dynasty. Its capital is Shangqiu (now Shangqiu, Henan).

After Wei's death, his brother acceded to the throne.

5. Old jokes about typos. 50 words 1. Li Hongzhang was a famous minister in the late Qing Dynasty. Once, he had a distant relative to take an exam. This man is so ignorant that he doesn't know how to answer a question when he receives the test paper. At this time, he had a brainwave and suddenly thought that he was a relative of nave adult Li Hongzhang, so he wrote on the test paper: "I am the wife of nave adult Li Hongzhang." This ignorant relative actually wrote "Qi" as "wife". The examiner smiled, so he approved on the test paper: "As nave's own wife, I dare not marry (take)." Therefore, this relative is still at the end.

2. Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate whose handwriting was very scrawled. He wanted to treat the guests that day, so he wrote a note for the officers to buy pig tongues. Who knows that the word "tongue" is written too long and divided too widely. In ancient times, the officer mistakenly thought that he was told to buy 1000 pigs. Now the servant was as busy as a bee, running all over the city, going to the countryside to buy, and finally bought 500 pigs. As soon as he felt that he couldn't do the job, he pleaded with his master, hoping to buy 500 less. The county magistrate said angrily, "I told you to buy pig tongues, but I told you to buy thousands of pigs." Hearing this, the officers replied, "Nothing! But in the future, please pay attention to your master. If you want to buy meat, you must write it shorter, not to buy my wife. "

3. On singles, there is a man named Bu, whose name is unknown, and another named Ju Chi, whose name goes without saying, and they became sworn brothers with different surnames. One day, the elder brother didn't have to say to the younger brother, "Our names are all strange, and my surname is even less." You see, the word "burial" is like the word "home", but it is a little less; It looks like the word "Meng" and has no head, just like an official with a belt. Now I will discuss it with my brother. Could you please move a little from the waist of the word "Bu" to the head of my word "Tomb" to make me a "home"? "The younger brother replied," It certainly doesn't matter if I lend you a little money to become a' home', but don't I want to be a bachelor when you become a home? "

4. Ji and Dry Mouth There was an old man who wrote the word "Ji" on the table before going out to visit his friends in the New Year. He thought he would be lucky, but he went several times without even drinking a cup of tea. He came home angry and looked at the words on the desk again. Unexpectedly, he stood in the wrong place and read the word backwards, so he said smartly, "I thought I wrote the word' Ji', but it turned out to be the word' dry mouth'." No wonder I didn't even catch a cup of tea. "

Is it okay?

6. There are two mountains in China's ancient jokes: mocking Hu and betraying Qi.

Nothing in the family is poor, and he can't get out of debt, so he takes a moustache as collateral. Because there is no plan, I would rather borrow money from the center, with nostrils and people as the boundary and throat as the boundary. I have four completely different addresses, and my temples are loose, my hair roots are really bearded, and there is no miscellaneous belt. Overdue redemption, as a comprehensive sale of pigs. Open the date, month and day, and borrow the egg bag in the middle.

Ah, a frozen pen saw a book about the meaning of spring and said, "this is not a picture of spring, but a picture of summer." Why else are you naked? " Another person said, "It's not a summer painting, it's a winter painting." Q: "Why?" Answer: "Don't you see every beard?"

A man grabbed his kidney hair and said to his beard, "I dreamed last night that you were an official, a flag and umbrella deacon, and shouted in unison, you are so arrogant." The beard is very big. The man also said, "I scolded you in my dream. If you ask Zaoli to hit me, I will scratch your beard." Hu Ziyun: "If you scold an official, you will naturally fight. What happened later? " The man said, "I woke up. When I woke up, I grabbed a handful of egg hairs in one hand and stuck them on it." N3[+R6r a； We saw two mountains.

7. Kneel for 50 ancient jokes (short). According to the homework, once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and suddenly they met an emergency and needed to skydive.

Run away Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. When Zhuge Liang shook his feathers, everyone became nervous.

Fan cleared his throat and said, "Well, Mountain Man has a few questions. If he can answer, he will skydive. If he can't answer them, he will have to do it himself. "

Jumped off. "Others have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought for a moment and replied, "One.

"So he took an umbrella bag. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied: "One.

"He also took an umbrella bag. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao Zheng

I can't answer, so I have to jump by myself. Unexpectedly, jumping into the sea saved my life. Cao Cao has a dark face.

Congratulations to yourself.

The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way. Zhuge Liang shook again.

Feather fan asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle for Zhou Wuwang to defeat Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei thought simply and replied, "I admire you.

The battle of. Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "That battle killed him.

How many people? "Sun Quan thought for a moment and said," About 30,000 to 40,000. " Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan went down with an umbrella bag.

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." This time, you are a loser. "

Yes Zhuge Liang asked, "What's the name of the soldier?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao Cao laughed to himself.

The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane encountered an emergency. When Cao Cao thought about it, Zhuge Raul wanted to fuck me again.

I'll jump myself so as not to be insulted. So he jumped into the air at high speed and heard Zhuge Liang shout to him, "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " "