What should I pay attention to when flying for the first time? I don't want others to see that I am a nouveau riche. What should I do?

There are probably many netizens who have never been on a plane. In order not to make a fool of myself, I summarized some outfits. The short board will make up.

One: Prepare:

1, borrow a suitcase or use an old one. The key is to stick the shipping mark on your hand, preferably broken, to show the appearance of re-sticking. A typical C criminal doesn't tear off the shipping sign when he flies, which shows that he is in a hurry, busy with business and often flies. He is definitely a rich man.

2, please be sure to book tickets electronically, and it will be ok after paying the money. Don't ask endlessly if there is a ticket, and you can't go to the travel agency window to buy it in cash. Too corny.

Be sure to remember the name of the airline, and don't ask around after entering the lobby. Even if you want to ask, please use e, China Eastern Airlines is mu, and Air China is ca. Don't blame me for not reminding you.

4. When entering the security check, throw the lighter into the basket smartly at a distance of 2 meters. Don't wait for someone to remind you, and don't make a sound. .

5. After getting on the security desk, you must never open your arms like a primary school student doing exercises, and embrace the security personnel with your arms.

6. Don't look around when the detector scans you. Don't forget to say, "Shit, I didn't scream this time."

7. The sorting order of personal belongings when leaving the security check is an important criterion for testing Grade C, remember!

Old B put his ID card in his shirt pocket-mobile phone and other things in his coat pocket (pants pocket can't be stuffed in)-lifted his notebook-put one hand on it-and left. At this time, you can scan the numb people around you with contemptuous eyes.

8. Remember the boarding gate code and go straight out of the security checkpoint.

When you arrive at the boarding gate, you don't have to sit down. You can go for a walk first and mutter, "It's getting ridiculous." Nobody knows what you mean anyway.

10, it seems necessary to open the notebook at this time, but it must not take a long time, only 3 minutes, so as to distinguish it from the primary C offender, and it also shows that you are really dealing with affairs. Remember never to go to the cat's paw hodgepodge and Baidu know.

1 1, after hearing the announcement, don't move, wait for people to stand up in line, and then stand up slowly and slowly, so as to cooperate with a stretch.

Two: On the plane.

1, greeted the stewardess with a smile and threw herself on her seat with a cold face. An old-school C criminal should know that a stewardess's smile is professional.

2. At least 30% people on the plane are terrapin who fly for the first time. At this time, you will show your quality as a senior C-pretending criminal. When facing the person who pushes you or squeezes you, please frown, but don't make any noise. At the same time, lift your luggage to show that you are afraid of getting dirty.

If the overhead luggage space is full, call the stewardess or stewardess immediately. Don't help yourself.

4. Turn off the phone in the engine room, never mind, and keep the conversation decibel at 60: "Ihelo, Jason, you have to handle that case yourself. Now I have to go to * * to make a decision, and tonight's meeting will be changed to online meeting. In addition, inform the finance department to check whether all the RMB 6,543,800,000 yuan of fk Company has arrived in the account. Call me in two hours and turn it off. Bye. ! "Then turn it off quickly and ask the stewardess to get blankets and pillows.

5, cabin delivery, P do not eat, white water will do. Can want two cups, ring the bell for the second time.

6. No matter how excited you are, close your eyes immediately. Never look at the scenery outside the cabin like a dead man.

7. After stopping, immediately turn on the mobile phone, set the alarm clock, ring one minute later, and answer the phone: "Hello, the plane has just stopped, inform Daniel, Tony and Nancy, and go to the company to stand by immediately. I will arrive in 40 minutes. " Be careful to put the mobile phone between your head and shoulders, and it takes a lot of effort to carry the luggage with the other hand.