Cold joke, funny personality signature

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: People who love me are terrible. Horizontal criticism: Life is hard. The following is a funny personality signature. I hope it will be useful to you. Welcome to read:

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Cold joke funny personality signature:

If the tenderness of cold and hot is the freedom you want, then I would rather never be serious about you.

Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

If a woman is not attractive, don't say that a man is a playboy; If a man has no strength, don't talk about the reality of women.

Maturity is not the aging of the mind, but the burning of anger and smile.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a smile that breaks away from tears.

You are everything I can't forget. I was thinking about you.

People who gossip are idle people, and people who talk nonsense are useless.

Without me, you are not even qualified to die.

Cold jokes, funny personality signatures, we are together, not noisy. No matter how noisy we are, we won't break up.

I used to play hide-and-seek when I was a child, and I didn't go home until all the children were in hiding.

There is a kind of injury called winter vacation homework, and there is a kind of pain called handwriting. ......

There is a boy who can be called a best friend and a girl who can be called a brother.

The acne after acne, how many acne. I haven't been cured this year, and my face has become a honeycomb.

In fact, the reason why the wolf failed is that other wolves eat raw food. This product must be cooked!

Turn the disk surface into a cauldron surface and finally condense into a bowl.

I was bitten by mosquitoes when I slept at night, and I was very angry. Give me a bite.

The girl I like belongs to others, and the girl I don't like belongs to others.

In the youth of tearing eggs, there are many people who tear eggs. Hey, that's looking, I'm talking about you.

Actually, sleeping is also an art.

The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

Miyoshi students. Our goal, our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night and couldn't wake up during the day.

Life is like shit, maybe it's just a fart released with all your strength.

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: People who love me are terrible. Horizontal criticism: bad luck

My strengths: the courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

Funny signature: I'm going to get a haircut, and my neck is twisted by bangs.

Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

I'm a good girl, and you don't even like me, young man. Do you like men?

I haven't finished my homework yet, but I have something to do I have something to do!

I don't like doing homework during the holidays, and I didn't find so much homework until the beginning of school.

Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 1 billion, which is still a memory.

No one looks down on you because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is busy.

I don't like doing homework during the holidays, and I didn't find so much homework until the beginning of school.

Remember when a teacher said at school? I fan you to death?

The drums blown by the spring breeze are all hooligans. Who's afraid of who?

Don't be so attached to me, I hate you very much.

Take your son by the hand and drag him away! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

Your inconsiderate face is enough to make you sick.

When there are legends in rivers and lakes, I am sorry for the audience if it is not a storm in the city.

Class time is like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six classes. ..

Oh, little benefactor, let me count it with my hand. Your life needs me!

Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

Growing up, the only thing I could put down was chopsticks.

Teacher, you only know how to use it. Notify the parents? Threaten me, what a hero!

The biggest lie every day is: go to bed early today ... get up early tomorrow. ...

Life is like shit, maybe it's just a fart released with all your strength.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

I'm glad I'm nearsighted. I couldn't even see my back clearly when you left.

Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not everyone is as pure as me.

I looked in the mirror this morning and was surprised to find: Shit, am I handsome again? ,

If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

Maruko said: instead of celebrating other people's festivals, it is better to continue to sleep. . .

You are just a wonderful flower, and you insist that you are a great flower.

It's noon when weeding, and nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

Tell people who don't love themselves that you are a problem, you have to change, you have to change.

Funny personality signature: The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

I am not RMB, how can I get everyone's love?

This morning in spring, I woke up easily, hung up Q, and didn't bother. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

Fish farming-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 1 billion, which is still a memory.

Night-gave me a pair of eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

This shameless thing, when done well, is called excellent psychological quality.

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: People who love me are terrible. Horizontal criticism: bad luck

If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating goods.

If you think the person you like likes you, it is usually narcissism.

Spirited Away's most inspiring words-don't eat too fat, or you will be killed.

The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

As a handsome guy, my handsomeness is the pain that you can't look directly at.