What are the classic funny sentences on the construction site?

1. There are some problems on the construction site. Don't worry about what you can't solve today, because you may not be able to solve it tomorrow. For example, the villagers said that the noise affected the pregnancy of his sow.

What you have to do now is to take good care of yourself, study hard, don't think too much, laugh when you are happy and sleep when you are tired.

3, learn to be self-reliant and self-reliant. The world is not kind. Laughter is just an expression, which has nothing to do with happiness.

4. Who didn't smile on the brink of collapse?

5, the construction site will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after getting used to it.

6. God closes a door for you and then goes to wash and sleep; You stayed at the door all night and made concrete. God can never open this door again.

7. I have been a construction worker for so long, but I have a little talent. It's time for some signs of success.

Working on the construction site is painful and tiring.

9. Being a good engineer depends not on being step-by-step and rigid, but more on your sunshine and generosity.

10, year after year, there is no need to feel or complain. The best thing is to let nature take its course. Year after year, grateful life also cherishes the encounter, and persistent efforts are also happy with it.

1 1, it is inevitable that people on the construction site will come in through relationships. I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent. After contact, I found that people are better than you.

12, don't lose weight, you are ugly not only because you are fat; Don't give up drinking, you will drink more, not because your uncle drinks more than you.

13, do you think it's easy to sell on the construction site as long as you are beautiful? Do you think beautiful girls only post themselves when the project manager has money? Do you think the materials recommended by the director belong to your relatives? I'm telling you, all this is true!

Being lazy at the construction site is a good excuse, as if you can really do great things as long as you are diligent.

15, when I was a cow and horse on the construction site, I kept my head down every day, and I couldn't make any money, so I imitated those excellent people and tried to raise my head, and I lost my job.

16, kissing a woman has two results, one is pa and the other is pa. This is the gap between learning civil engineering and learning architecture.

17, suddenly looking back, there is no teenager who is tired in the wind.

18. Party A is in place as soon as it is called, and participates in overtime all the year round.

19, no matter how hard it is, life should be smiling.

20, life is actually very good, just laugh it off.

2 1, working overtime at the construction site, no matter how tired the soil is, every moment is happy and practical; The wine in the middle of the night is stronger and stronger.

22. Girls' self-knowledge of warmth and coldness is weak in front of their looks; After the great baptism of society, only those who come to construction enterprises know it well.

23. Every day at the construction site, we are doing hard work, working hard, but we are smiling for a living.

24. My face is perfect as long as it covers two places! One is the right side of the face and the other is the left side of the face. Of course, the concrete will be saved as soon as it is finished.

25. As long as you persist in your work every day, work hard, have a correct attitude and can withstand loneliness, the person who finally gets promoted must belong to the kind of person who can drink a lot of wine and talk in Kan Kan at the annual meeting of the group.

26. Never meet in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and go home with a bag of rotten clothes.

Will such a messy life be good? Give me a pause button. I am tired.

28. Learn to be self-reliant. The world is not so kind.

29. Only those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits. The key problem is that they can't be reworked.

30. Twenty-four hours at the construction site have passed. How are you doing? When the concrete is finished, is your dream farther away?

3 1. In this small and centralized society, there is nothing difficult except the rich. Birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together, and everything will be fine.

32. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high. No wonder I had an epiphany in the construction unit.