Are there any jokes that disparage Japan?

I searched for some classic ones for you. 1. It is said that there was a Japanese guy who was traveling in China... He took a taxi when he was going back... A car passed the taxi on the way... The Japanese guy saw it... and said: "Haha... Toyota... Made in Japan... too fast... There is no way... Haha..."...Soon another car passed by...The Japanese guy farted again..."...Nissan...Made in Japan...No cure...Haha...", Another motorcycle passed by...farted again "YAMAHA...Made in Japan too fast... "Haha"...The driver was very impatient...When we arrived at the airport...Japanese guy wanted to get off the car...asked the driver how much it was...(Everyone gave me some applause at this time...it's time to restore the country's prestige...)..."10,000 US dollars..." the driver said, " Damn it! Why is it so expensive? ...A black car? ..."..."The meter...SONY...Made in Japan...too fast...no cure..."... 2. A Chinese man suddenly had diarrhea while sightseeing in the UK, and he quickly ran into the public toilet~~ ~~Finally solved it, he walked out humming a song proudly, only to find a large group of people looking at him in surprise. Only then did he realize that he had entered the women's restroom in a panic. "What should I do? I've made a fool of myself, but I can't embarrass the Chinese people." He reacted quickly and immediately put on a smile, bowed at 90 degrees, and shouted: "Sayunara, byebye~~~" and then swaggered The ground is gone. The crowd watching behind them frowned and muttered in disgust: "Oh, shit~~~Japenese!!!" 3. A Japanese man came to Beijing to study Chinese very hard. More than ten years later, he could not only speak Mandarin, but also Cantonese and Hakka, and he had no Japanese accent at all. "Now no one should regard me as a devil anymore..." he thought to himself. One day he traveled to a small fishing port in Tianjin and saw an old man fishing for shrimp. So on a whim, he greeted the old man in Mandarin with confidence: "Old man! Do you know where I am from?" The old man replied: "Your accent is hard to hear..." The Japanese was very happy and thought to himself: "Unexpectedly My Chinese has improved to such an extent that I am extremely proficient..." At this time, the old man gave him a serious look and said, "If you can count the shrimps I caught, I might know where you are from. "The Japs started counting in a fairly standard pronunciation: "One, two, three,...fifty...one hundred...two hundred..." After counting for more than an hour, he replied proudly: "Nine thousand and seven. One hundred and eighty-seven shrimps! Uncle, I don’t think you can guess where I’m from!!” The old man smiled and said, “I know! You must be Japanese! Hahaha...” The Japanese were very surprised, but Still using standard pronunciation in Mandarin, he asked the old man: "You...you...why do you know?" The old man replied: "Ah, this is simple. Chinese people are always asking questions about fish and shrimps. They are not as stupid as you!" 4 , One day, a Japanese man working in China went to the countryside to hunt wild ducks. When he finally shot a wild duck, it fell into some farmer's yard. The devil climbed over the fence to pick up his prey. But the farmer who witnessed everything shook his shotgun and said loudly: "Look here, hunting is not allowed in China." The Japanese replied: "I shot the duck, so the duck should be mine. I am willing!" The farmer said : "It flew in China, but it was killed by you or landed in China. Come with me to the village and pay the fine!" They kept arguing about the duck. After a while, the Japs said: "We should decide by traditional methods. Use the Japanese Bushido spirit to decide!" The farmer looked down on Bushido and asked contemptuously: "What is the Bushido method?" The Japs explained: " First, I kick your ass. Then you kick my ass, and the one who wins gets the duck." The farmer thought for a while and agreed to the competition. But the farmer asked himself to kick first to show fairness. He wanted to avenge the villagers who were killed more than 60 years ago, but he knew better that he could not kill the Japanese yet. Then, the Chinese farmer stretched his legs back and tried his best to kick the Japanese on the butt. The Japs were in agony, groaning and wailing on the ground, rolling all over the ground. After ten full minutes, he tried to get up, gritted his teeth and said hoarsely: "It's my turn now." The Chinese farmer said: "Oh, no need, this duck is yours, you can go back." " 5. An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese are exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: 'I'm in a good mood today, so I won't eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have one wish come true.

"The American was the one who took the board first. He said: 'Before I take the board, put a cushion on my butt." After cushioning, the board fell like raindrops; at first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then It was just a matter of blood... After the beating, America Lao walked away touching his butt. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100 beatings, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back." "... 6. Americans, British, Chinese, and Japanese discussed their country's military together. The Japanese said: "We advocate bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare to put an apple on my head and let you test my marksmanship. "So he put an apple on his head. The American turned around and walked 20 steps back. Then he turned around and shot the apple. He said proudly: "I am Hunter." "The Japanese put another apple on the head. The British turned around and walked 50 steps back, then turned around and shot the apple. He said proudly: "I am Boon (007). "The Japanese put a small apple on their head. The Chinese turned around and took 3 steps back. Then he turned around and shot his head. The Chinese proudly said: "I am sorry." 7. There is a plane. There were an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese sitting on it. The plane suddenly ran out of fuel mid-flight. The captain announced that one person had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight. So the Americans showed their personal heroism and walked to the plane. The plane shouted: Long live the United States and the United States! Then jumped! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: The weight was still too heavy, so the Germans jumped off alone! He stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire! He also jumped out! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: No, it is still too heavy, and one more person must jump out. People! The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the plane hatch. The Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese's hand tightly: "Good brother, I will never forget you!" The Chinese people shouted: Long live the Republic of China! ! Then he kicked the Japanese down! !

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