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Lord Bao is busy? How busy is Lord Bao?
1. Dr. Bao refers to the patients with phimosis. Excessive prepuce means that when a man is an adult, the penis skin wraps around the glans, so that the glans cannot be completely exposed. Among them, it can be divided into true redundant prepuce and false redundant prepuce. The true foreskin is too long, and the glans can't be completely exposed after penis erection; Pseudoforeskin is too long, which means that the glans can not be completely exposed at ordinary times, but it can be completely exposed after penis erection. Phycosis means that the foreskin completely wraps the glans penis, and the glans penis cannot be exposed at any time. See here specifically: ent.ce.cn/entzx/ylsl/212/524/17799.html
2, Bao refers to the video of netizens spoofing Bao Zheng. In 212, the writer "Two-color Scenery Ga" wrote "Micro Kaifeng" in Weibo:
"Bao Zheng and Zhan Zhao meet for the first time. Bao Zheng handed over:' I'm going to Kaifeng Prefecture, Yin Bao Zheng.' Zhan Zhao reciprocated:' I am Xia Zhan Zhao. No one will treat you like a woman.
at first, all kinds of characters appeared in Kaifeng, and the high points of cold and hot jokes in the jokes were different. But slowly, among them, the "black" paragraph about Bao Daren's Peking Opera facial makeup began to be particularly popular, and netizens concentrated on "black" Bao Daren, and the main force "attacked" Bao Daren's greatest personal characteristic except the small moon on his forehead.
From black being easy to hide for evidence, to black being able to save your life at night, and then to black QQ going offline ... Thus, this joke appeared on the Internet: "Mr. Bao, why do you have a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my grandfather during the day ... "
Later, the spoof version about Mr. Bao exploded like mushrooms after rain, which made people feel shocked, dumbfounded and burst into tears! Almost all the focus is on the black in Bao Zheng.
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