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Good three and a half sentences
1. I wish everyone a happy family, respecting the elderly and loving the young from generation to generation, and may the family happiness be as sweet as honey and be envied by everyone!
2. I will say three and a half sentences today. Please bear with me if I don’t say it well. No matter if it is good or not, don’t run away!
3. Good evening, classmates (wave your right hand), welcome. Everyone is here to guide, no matter if the performance is good or not, don’t run away!
4. Let’s celebrate the tenth anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations. Let’s celebrate together and look forward to tomorrow. Cheers!
5. Let’s get together tonight and forget the hardship and fatigue of the past year. Let’s look forward to it. My heart will be drunk tomorrow, and I will have no sleep tonight!
6. It is said that when we held an event the year before last, it was not very popular and it was difficult to gather people. Beijing Tongzi took the lead and made the first contribution!
7. The gongs and drums are ringing to welcome the festive season. Today’s party is lively!
8. Hello everyone, leaders and colleagues, the New Year is coming soon, let’s first Come and wish you a Happy New Year!
9. Second, I wish you all good health, a good balance between work and rest, and don’t be reckless. You can’t sit in a car every day, but you must exercise.
10. The trade union activities are particularly good. Climbing mountains, doing tug-of-war, doing gymnastics, keeping fit and showing off talents are very lively.
11. I wish everyone safety, good luck and no disasters, and set an example by obeying traffic regulations without being fined.
12. The construction team is very capable, wiring almost 20,000 yuan in half a year, drilling holes in walls and flying strips of wires without any mess
13. Standing on the stage happily, even if no one applauds , what to do if you forget the words, find a kick
14. Self-driving trip to Tibet in August, 13 warriors are all great, the SEU League will remain in history, travel at your own expense!
15. Community The manager is really hard, he comes early and works late, he is busy, why work hard, a way out
16. There is a shortage of high-end talents, the management committee will pay to help you find them, there are many preferential policies, come quickly!
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