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How did we become road idiots?
The most amazing time for her was her junior year. Once she came home from school and took a taxi to her neighborhood, but she couldn't find the way home. It seems that every building looks the same, even the green trees between buildings look exactly the same. She wandered around several buildings in the community and couldn't find the building where her family lived. So, she took her luggage back and forth in the community, back and forth, turning around, turning around, and finally called her aunt to pick her up.
When May told us about it, we all laughed our heads off. May repeatedly told us to stop, but no one paid attention to her. As a result, Mei couldn't bear it any longer and roared, "Do you think you are better than me? Which one of you is not lost? " We were finally shocked and stopped.
That's right, that's the old saying: Birds of a feather flock together. People in our small circle are all road idiots. May is like this, so am I, and so is Ping.
Ping often jokes, too
Her home is far from mine. She gets lost every time she comes to my house for a party, even though we have been good friends for more than ten years, even though she comes to my house once or twice a month. I had dinner at my house recently. At first, I was going to ask her husband to send her here. As a result, her husband has a temporary job, so Ping can only take a taxi alone. On the way, she had a whim and wanted to give us a surprise. She got off at a small market less than 200 meters from my home and went to visit a small market. That's great. After shopping, I carried a lot of bags in my hand and couldn't find my way. She called me: "Come and help, why is your small market like a maze?" I still can't find the door that just came in after more than ten turns. " I had to send my husband to pick her up. When he came back, he smiled and said, "I really don't understand you women. She is obviously not far from the door. Why can't she get out? "
When Mr. Wang said this, he gave me a meaningful look. I saw deep banter and helplessness in his eyes.
Yes, I am also a super road idiot. I don't know any other way except the one from home to work. I got lost when I came home from work, because I took a different route to pick up my daughter. I got lost because I was distracted. My husband said that the most incomprehensible thing is that I have been married for so many years, and I get lost every time I go back to my mother's house. So that every time he goes back to his mother's house, he has to be a full-time driver. If one day he is not here, I either dare not go back to my mother's house or ask a familiar driver to drive me home directly. Every time my husband sends me back to my mother's house, he will patiently tell me where we are now and which way to take, but I always can't remember, aren't all the roads in Beihai the same? How do I know which intersection to turn at? What Shanghai Road, Jiangsu Road, Chongqing Road, I live in Beihai, how can I travel all over the country?
Recently, I talked to my college roommate about getting lost. She made an incredible expression and said, "What's the matter? I've never seen you get lost in college. It seemed that you had a good sense of direction at that time. When we go shopping together, you will look at the bus stop and take the bus. " Yi Yi, yes, I once had such a glorious history. I used to look at the bus stop, but now I really don't understand it. I tried to see the bus stop when I got lost when I got home from work last time, but I couldn't find the north at all. The name of the station made me more confused.
Alas, alas, how on earth did we become road idiots? I discussed this problem with Mei and Ping, which proved to be true. When a person lives in a foreign country, we are women, so it is not a problem to go out alone. It is estimated that you can travel around the world and return smoothly. However, when we have the closest relatives and favorite people around us, we all suffer from incurable road dementia.
Yes, I often don't know the way, because there is always someone around me. When I am confused, he will hold my hand and show me the way. I often get lost, but I never panic when I get lost, because I know that someone will always come out to find me, show me the way and take me home.
Dear, if you happen to be a road idiot, it must be because someone loves you and dotes on you. Then, please, love him and cherish him, because that will be the one who will spoil you and hold your hand for life.
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