Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - A routine husband's love story
A routine husband's love story
I'll give you all the sugar. I want sugar in the future. You must be there.
No matter how long you meet that person, as long as you meet him, it is the best time.
It is not difficult to make another name, because the input method knows you.
Sorry, I won't change my mistake, so I like you.
6. Every second that I don't see you is a kind of torture for me.
I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight.
When I saw a dog coming out of the bush, I couldn't help calling out your name.
9. I have seen many street signs, but why is there no way to your heart?
10. Suffering is over, and we will live better together.
1 1. Whenever you say a soft word, a smile, a hug, whether it's cold war or grievance, I can forgive you with a smile.
12. I think it's annoying when you don't bother me.
13. You are really annoying today. You can't get enough of it.
14. Who are you? Why do I want to eat honey when I see you?
15. You are the best. If someone is better than you, I will pretend not to see it.
16. You said you wanted to see me wear a skirt. You haven't seen me in a skirt, so you can't leave me.
17. If you feel tired, come and hide in my arms.
18. If I can have super powers, I will light up the dark corner of your heart, drive away monsters and sneak some candy in.
19. If someone asks you if I can chase you, then ask me if I can run.
20. Speaking of it, my criteria for choosing a spouse is one word: you.
2 1. I heard that Mr. Wang has a good family and the girl wants to hear more about it for the rest of her life.
22. My heart is broken. Can you come in and fix it?
23. I am unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.
I want to be brave and let my love for you break out every morning.
25. I can't tell you what your strengths are. Anyway, you are the reason why I don't love others.
26. I have two ice creams. Come here, I'll show you.
27. I'm a little sweet and cute, and I like you very much.
28. I am only willing to take advantage of you, and I am willing to pay for it all my life.
I always feel that I have a special ability. Even if I can't see you, I will feel you.
How do you say I like you? It's warmer in winter than a stove, and sweeter than a cold cake in summer.
3 1. If you like someone, you want to shrink yourself into his pocket.
32. Sir, can you fall in love with me by the way?
33. Want to kiss the wind around you, maybe one day it will blow on your face.
34. A clockwork machine always likes you more than the day before.
If I love you less, I can talk more.
36. I'll call you first if I cheat in the future.
37. With him, I can breathe freely; Without him, the world is beautiful and blank.
38. May time be calm, years be undisturbed, and my father grow old safely.
39. I miss you every sleepless night
40. I will never see you again in this life, and I will never forget you in this life.
4 1. This city makes me feel ashamed every day, but you have the ability to make roses bloom in the desert.
42. In this life, I don't want to be rich or expensive. I just want to have today every year.
43. It's just spring, but I can't see you.
44. As long as the sugar I give you is sour, you should eat eighteen sweet ones.
45. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your little old lady.
Sexy routine love story
1. I have countless attitudes towards this world, and I only love you.
You give me 50 cents and we can get together.
You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?
4. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.
You are very busy. When are you free to marry me?
6. Will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?
7. How special are you? Thousands of people pass by and can see you at a glance even if they are nearsighted.
8. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.
9. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it will be the day I have you.
10. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.
1 1. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?
12. If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.
13. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.
14. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.
15. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.
16. I know three people like you.
17. I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.
18. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.
19. Snacks are mine, and I will be yours in the future.
I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?
2 1. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.
22. This is underwear and this is coat. You are the only one for me.
23. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
24. I have been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.
25. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.
26.how long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.
27. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.
28. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.
29. May I kiss you? No. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes
Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?
3 1. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Waiting for you. ...
Love words full of routines
Love words must be full of routines to be considered as picking up girls and sexy, but many students don't. You might as well come to this article to learn.
one
Boss, don't listen to her,
It's hot. She has a bad stomach.
two
I want to buy a piece of land from you.
What land?
Your unwavering loyalty?
three
Your eyes are not as good as mine!
(⊙_⊙)?
Because I have you in my eyes.
four
Do you know which of the 26 letters I like best?
Which one?
I like you best.
five
Can you be careful when you walk next time?
what's up
Always hitting my heart.
six
Man: We bet? Many things can be used for betting. )
W: What are you betting on?
The man pretends to think: well, you lose, be my girlfriend, and I lose, be your boyfriend.
Women's general performance: they will laugh and hit you. The man took the time to ask questions and grabbed her hand. If the environment is good, you can hold her in your arms.
seven
Man: Hey, let me ask you a personal question?
Woman: What?
M: Do you have a boyfriend? She must be investigated. Not yet! )
Woman: No!
Do you want me to introduce you to one?
Woman: Who is it?
Man: That man has the same surname as me, and his first name is (euphemistically mysterious). )
Note: Look casual, giggle and make a friendly gesture, such as hugging and holding hands. She succeeded without explicitly opposing you!
eight
Let me show you a magic trick.
Very good!
Become better and like you more.
nine
Do you know my last name?
My original name is Wang.
But I will be very happy to meet you.
ten
What's your blood type?
Type a
No, you are my ideal type.
eleven
M: I have always regarded you as my best friend, and I have a secret I really want to tell you.
W: What's the secret?
M: I fell in love with a girl, and I don't know what to do.
Woman: Tell her! Watch her face. )
M: I'm afraid she doesn't like me. what can I do?
Woman: (Never mind what she says. )
M: Actually, you know her.
Woman: Oh? who is it?
M: Hmm (hesitates, then turns to her ear and whispers her name. )
twelve
Is there fifty cents in WeChat?
Yes, why.
Me too. Let's get together.
thirteen
Why did you hurt me?
What have I done to you?
I like you so much.
fourteen
I can't tell you where you are
But I still love it hopelessly.
fifteen
A double bed, 18 centimeters less from you.
Is my biggest dream at present.
sixteen
The spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles and one hundred miles, and the physical fitness test is 800 meters. Wan Li under the Sea, Dove Chocolate, Herb-flavored Baxi, Cocoa Brownie, Durian Jackfruit, Cheese Corn Grains, Chicken Sauce Mashed Potato, Beef tenderloin with Black Pepper, Braised Spicy Chicken, Braised Spareribs and Fish with Sauce and Vinegar are all inferior to you.
seventeen
Do you have a lighter?
no
Then how did you light up my heart?
eighteen
Aren't you tired?
? -? )
I've been running around in my head all day
nineteen
We will be together in the next life,
I didn't get old until you came.
twenty
I think you are very strange today.
What's so strange about it?
It looks good.
twenty-one
You have something on your face.
what
My eyes
Twenty Two
Will you love me?
cannot
Then I can teach you.
twenty-three
I'm not afraid of anyone, but I think you are terrible.
Why?
Because I'm afraid of my wife.
twenty-four
Can you be my Oreo?
Why?
Because I want to hit on you.
twenty-five
If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be?
What seats? Gemini?
No, our masterpiece.
twenty-six
I want to ask for leave.
What vacation are you taking?
Please marry me.
twenty-seven
Do you like that city?
Shanghai bar
for some reason
I also like Shanghai very much.
Oh, why?
Because you love the whole city.
28
dear
Keke
Do you know what the most beautiful love words I have ever heard are?
What?
Your name
A provocative daily love story
1. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby.
I thought you were very nice when I first met you. What do you mean, much better now?
3. Give you a magic trick. What makes you like you so much?
The night gave me black eyes, but I only used them to see you.
5. Live less like yourself and more like a wife.
I hope I can meet you.
7. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.
8. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.
9. Why did you tell me your birthday? I forgot my password.
10. what do you belong to You belong to me.
1 1. What season do you like? I like the season with you.
12. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.
13. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.
15. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
16. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.
17. There are 100 sweet ways to eat sugar and cake and miss you 98 times! !
18. I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.
19. My dog likes you. Let me do it.
20. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?
2 1. I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile.
22. I really like everyone.
I don't like you very much.
24. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my strong sugar.
25. It's getting colder and colder in the morning and evening recently, so you need to hide in your arms.
26. Did an earthquake just happen? No, then why did I see you? My heart was shocked.
27. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What method? Love me, love me, love me.
28. It's much more interesting to read your chat records than your pay slips.
29. Hey, why put your hand out? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.
30.i'll take you for a drink. You've never had a drink. Our wedding banquet
3 1. There is only one thing I want from my boyfriend, and that must be you.
32. I think I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate
33. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding reception.
I missed a necessity. What is missing? you
35. I'm a little playboy, huh? Idiot, I spent my heart on you ~
- Previous article:The true identity of the black-bellied Lao Wu
- Next article:Qq automatically replies to funny sentences.
- Related articles
- How to explain the existence of the Mongolian Empire?
- Interesting sentences describing sadness
- May day get-together, happy hour.
- 40 sad stories and sad sentences.
- How to evaluate the comedy film Hands Up?
- I'm going to volunteer. I don't know which to apply for.
- I dreamed that several forklifts filled the pit.
- A cold joke.
- How to write the invitation letter for motorcycle returning to the store?
- We need to wear appropriate clothes when socializing. So what are the skills in matching clothes?