New Year's Eve Gala 10 Minute Pupils' Sketch, Funny.

My sketches can be performed by both men and women:

Gu: Hello, everyone! My name is Gugu. It's rural.

Good morning! Gugu, I came to see you play baseball, rubber ball, basketball, tennis, football, table tennis and the earth again. Although I can't do any of these.

Morning: Let's talk about family affairs! As the saying goes, "family affairs, state affairs, what's going on in the world, everything is concerned."

C: What does it matter?

Chen: Don't you see that the word "home" comes first?

Gu: I'm speechless (wiping my sweat)

Chen: I tell you, my sister is from Peking University. Peking University for short.

Gu: My brother is Qingda.

Chen: I ... my sister is still "afraid"!

Gu: "scared"?

Chen: It's from Xiamen University.

C: One, two, three. I pour!

Chen: Let's play an intellectual development game.

Gu: Excuse me, why can't wolves eat sheep?

C: Please answer.

Gu: The correct answer is a wolf who loves sheep.

Morning: How many stars are there in the sky?

Morning: Please ask my partner to answer.

Valley: n.

Morning: Wrong, all wet. The answer is to count yourself.

Gu: What do you think of the painting Mona Lisa?

Gu: Look with your eyes! Look, I'm smart! Hahaha! !

Chen: Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a river god. He said that I would marry my daughter as long as someone could cross the river. Suddenly, a young man jumped into the water and swam to the other side. Guess what the first thing he said after landing?

Valley; Oh yeah! !

Chen: No, no, no, as soon as he landed, he said, Who pushed me into the water?

C: It's time for our last program. Send blessings!

Chen: Music director.

(voiceover) There is no music because the stereo is broken.

Gu: I have no equipment at all!

(voiceover) You're mocking me for being a talented director.

Attention (finally, check the greetings yourself and supplement the contents)

Be sure to choose me! ! (* _ _ *) Hee hee ...