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Beautiful sentences describing tofu
1. The carapace on their body is like a strange hat. The Guan Gong crab’s hat has a vague pattern like a human face; the big-eye crab’s hat has square corners, like a piece of dried tofu; the swimming crab’s hat has The hats are pointed at both ends, like weaving shuttles; the boxing crab's hat is like half a rubber ball...it's really all kinds of strange things.
2. Xitang’s specialties are also famous at home and abroad! For example, tofu cake, stinky tofu, Bazhen cake, Gorgon cake, etc. Oh, especially the stinky tofu and gorgon cake. The pieces of golden stinky tofu are coated with a layer of chili sauce, and when you take a bite, they are crispy, fragrant and smell great! Tourists eat while walking, and the whole ancient town is filled with the enticing aroma. As for the glutinous rice cake, the meat is plump and soft, refreshing and delicious, which makes people salivate.
3. The long-awaited Spring Festival is finally here. We put on new clothes and the family sat around the stove and ate a sumptuous New Year’s Eve dinner, including cuttlefish stewed with pork belly and braised Bian Yuxiangli tofu. Boiled native chicken, celery, stir-fried pork blood cake, stir-fried spinach, etc... My mouth is watering just thinking about it now. We were eating while watching the Spring Festival Gala on CCTV. The cross talk jokes between Da Bing and Zhang Weiguo made us laugh so hard that we fell into disbelief. Unknowingly, the bell of 2012 rang, and the sound of dense firecrackers resounded throughout the land of China. The gorgeous Fireworks bloomed in the sky like flowers, decorating the vast night like day.
4. Our love has changed from spicy hot pot to a pot of cabbage and tofu.
5. Zhang Fei sells tofu - the goods are not strong, but the people are strong
6. When we were eating that night, I looked at him with evil eyes. He seemed to be repenting and picked up my chopsticks, picked up a small piece of tofu, stood up and carefully fed me. I thought to myself at the time: I have a long memory, and I know that I think he is dirty, so I use my chopsticks. I naturally opened my mouth, but the strange thing was that he used chopsticks to pour it back and forth in my mouth. I was shocked and felt that something was wrong. Suddenly the tofu fell, and my father was distracted to pick it up. As soon as the chopsticks left my mouth, I immediately closed my mouth. I stared and asked him what he wanted to do just now? Dad was brought in like a criminal. After listening to it, my mother and I suddenly understood and burst out laughing. My father went to great lengths to pull out my tooth.
7. Give you a bouquet of roses, rely on it to express your feelings; give you a big peach blossom, rely on it for good fortune; give you a bowl of tofu pudding, laugh after eating it.
8. You are the wind and I am the sand. You are the tofu and I am the slag. If you are the madman, then I am the fool. We are all dependent on each other. One cannot exist without the other. After a vigorous love affair, , we should get married.
9. I like this kind of life, with calm waves, small bridges and flowing water, and the warmth of a homely couple. If my love used to be a love hot pot, spicy, fragrant, very exciting and strong, then now, my life is a cabbage tofu, which I can eat every day without spoiling my stomach.
10. Love is like tofu. If you are anxious, you will not be able to eat the hot tofu. If you are not anxious, the tofu will be eaten by others. If you drag it slowly, the tofu will be cold. If you cultivate it slowly, you may be able to boil it. Chengduhua; so love is a kind of assurance, but also a kind of fate!
11. I have eaten the rice you cooked, including shallots mixed with tofu, tofu mixed with shallots, shallots mixed with shallots, and tofu mixed with tofu
12. "Send you a bouquet of roses to convey my love." I will give you a peach blossom, and my fortune will depend on it. I will give you a bunch of white flowers, and I will hope for you for a hundred years. I will give you a bowl of tofu curd, and I will send you a text message after eating it. Let me tell you, my wife, I love you! "
13. Tofu Xihonghang Soup: Cut the tofu into finger-sized pieces, cut the Xihonghang into pieces, heat the oil in the pot, and pour in the tofu. , add half a basin of water to the soup basin, add a small amount of salt, chicken essence, and MSG, bring to a boil and cook for another 3 minutes, pour in Xihonghang, bring to a boil, and pour into the basin.
14. It was as long as a stick, and the brain was filled with boiling water. The brain matter could not be evaporated and eventually turned into tofu dregs.
15. Every time I don’t receive your message, I feel extremely painful! I tried hanging myself with noodles, hitting my head with tofu, taking vitamin poison to kill myself, and jumping off a building with a parachute, but I just couldn't die! I feel so bad that I want to eat KFC. Please treat me!
16. Life strategies should not be too persistent and should be developed naturally. As the saying goes, "There are a thousand roads at night, but you can buy tofu during the day." You must have a path with great ambitions, but also do a down-to-earth job where others take advantage of you.
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