Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - I hurt with you, but I can't get drunk with you. I took care of you when you were hungover all night long. I looked at your frown from time to time, and gently opened it for you with my hands. When yo

I hurt with you, but I can't get drunk with you. I took care of you when you were hungover all night long. I looked at your frown from time to time, and gently opened it for you with my hands. When yo

I hurt with you, but I can't get drunk with you. I took care of you when you were hungover all night long. I looked at your frown from time to time, and gently opened it for you with my hands. When you murmured uneasily, I held your hand. Soothing hands. Looking at your sleeping handsome face, the love that has been suppressed and hidden in my heart for three years tempted me to sneak closer to you and put my lips close to the destination I have longed for. I didn't expect you to wake up suddenly, otherwise no matter how much I love or desire you, I would hide this secret until I die. Since you didn’t come back, it’s time for me to leave. The only memory left between us is this cherry tree, and my deep love for you buried deep under the tree.

Mo Yi Love Letter 1

They say that the Internet is a virtual world, but I feel that it is a paradise. Because I can meet you here every day. Although we are far apart, the distance between our hearts is seamless. I wish you happiness. There may be times in your life when you miss someone so much that you just want him or her to come into your dreams and hug him or her for real in your dreams!

You are the best heroine in my mind.

I have dreamed of you more than a hundred times, and your figure will enter my dreams almost every night. Now that we are apart, I miss you more than ever. I can only pray to God to grant me endurance and not to push the time of our reunion too far.

Love is the salt of life. Everything you pay for love at any time will not be wasted. Fear of love is fear of life, and people who are afraid of life are equal to half zombies. What is life without love? It's a long night without dawn!

Last night I shed tears, just like those strings of pearls. They were my outpouring of true love to you, my true feelings for you. Last night I shed tears, just like those strings of pearls. May you be forever, hidden deep in my heart, as a token of love, how many moonlit nights, how many windy and rainy twilights, you have walked all over the lonely road, tasted the pain of loneliness, you know who you are for

People come I can't find your familiar back among the people, and your smile from the past can't be reflected in the bright lights. The fluttering winter rain makes me feel confused.

You know, being able to have you is the greatest happiness in my life. I hope you can cherish it!

Tell me all about it! I can't imagine, I'm afraid: you don't love me anymore and you have someone to comfort you. My soul is sad and my heart is confused.

When the rain is falling and the wind is blowing, there are people who care about you; some people cry, some laugh, and some people can't sleep because of you.

When you first fall in love, there are always some slightly over-the-top intimate scenes, just like eating an authentic Sichuan meal, which makes your body warm and makes your temperature sense fail.

I really couldn't bear it. Although I had a meaningless smile on my face, I was very sad inside. Really, for many days and nights, I asked myself, what did I do wrong?

Can I tell its posture, its preferences, its smell? Do I know when it will come?

I am a boy with no money, no appearance and no family background, but a loving, righteous and responsible boy! I am willing to use my youth as a bet in exchange for your love!

We really don’t know what we have until we lose it; we really don’t know what we miss until we get it.

In your life, there may be times when you miss someone so much that you just want him (her) to come into your dreams and hug him (her) truly in your dreams! Hopefully you will dream about this special someone.

How many times have I remembered you through the black sky on nights like today, and the fact that you are clearly not here seems so beautiful. It seems that everything has no life and is extremely cold. The only thing that can feel the warmth and life at this moment is my only heart.

Have a wonderful life!

Forgetting Love

A love letter on March 17, 2004 that is more of a love letter than a love letter

It is rare to have a good dream before it is over. I was woken up by the phone, but I started thinking about you since I woke up. I owe you a love letter all the time, not because I don’t want to write it to you, but because I want to use a very special narrative method to escape from the bustling center. There is always a quiet corner that is warm and contains a lot of happiness.

If sadness spreads like a cold, then the happiness of two people seems to be hidden in each other's silly smiles. They don't know why they are happy, they just feel happy. It’s hard to say who gives whom more happiness, because it’s not a fighting arena or a trading table. No one cares about the number of moves or weights. Maybe it’s just a harmonious atmosphere, an atmosphere where two people enjoy it.

There is no distinction between high and low people, and happiness should not be distinguished whether it is as subtle as dust or shining like a luminous body. No matter what the past has been, you can walk to the same place, make your eyes meet, and the scenery is unique. What is the most beautiful thing in each other's eyes, what kind of fate pulls us, how much luck we have accumulated, how many times we have abandoned the heavy trauma of sadness coming back, and achieved perfection in exchange for it.

This article may be a bit like an argumentative essay. I am probably a tragedy, but there are many insights and many gains because of the backing of love. In the ups and downs, there are knights who go ahead to clear the thorns, leaving behind I only have the fragrance of flowers. Many times I have not praised you, but those words that I have not praised always remain sweet in my heart. You also said that two people will have a period of getting along, quarreling, and of course a cold war.

But I want to avoid any chance of quarrel, so I would rather say nothing until you force me to say what I want to say. Maybe I am too evasive in carefully protecting this not-yet-tough flower and not letting it stand proudly after the rain. I was a very self-centered and willful child. It was easy for me to become addicted and become a fool who didn't know how to take care of myself. Therefore, there was a cute you who insisted on controlling me and worried that if you control me too much, I would be bored. You are a spendthrift and emotional fool, your emotions always burst out all the time, but I am always holding your money bag and the demon of emotional turbulence, always soothing your irritable mood. What you think, your habits, I try my best to understand without you having to say it. You can’t guess what I think, but you still like to guess, and I care just as much.

It seems that there are still no sweet words, but I hope you can forgive me for the pain that keeps me calm and unable to write sensational and funny words. But this is not a love letter, it is also a letter of gratitude to you, because from the day I met you, everything seemed to start over again and became very cute. I'll go to bed first and remember to learn how to bark like a pig. That's your skill. I love you every day. Six Thousand Words of Love Letters: A Memories of a Love Letter Master

Just treat it as a joke.

I was stunned for a long time with my hands on the keyboard, not knowing where to start.

What should I say? Forget it, just write wherever you want.

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It is now 10:40 in the morning Beijing time, 30℃, sunny.

I decided to finish this love letter before I finish my work for the day.

Please don’t dislike my slow thinking. I have to admit that in the eyes of others, I am eloquent and eloquent, but when facing you, every word in a simple conversation becomes a

First of all, I have to be honest with you. You don’t ask about many things. In fact, I don’t need to tell you, but I always feel that honesty between two people can bring them closer. Each other's hearts, and that's what I've always done.

Although I wore a military uniform and was proud of it, I was once a very unscrupulous person.

At that time, I was trapped in a small world and my life was boring. , I added a lot of girls to QQ and WeChat, but I’m not good at dealing with the opposite sex, so there were only a few that I could talk to.

I was young at that time, and the youthful hormones of eighteen or nineteen years old had nowhere to vent. , does not understand love, behaves wantonly, hides in the quilt every night and talks about life to all kinds of girls thousands of miles away, talking about love words that can make people have goosebumps, and takes pleasure in it.

Some girls are well-versed in people's affairs and make half-truths and half-false appearances to suit every occasion.

Some girls are simple-minded and are moved beyond measure.

I once wrote a three-page love letter to a girl in a small town far away in Yunnan. I have long forgotten her name. I only know that her occupation is a nurse working in a hospital morgue.

The day after I received the letter, the nurse called me. She was heavy and choked, and said that although she liked me very much, she could not accept a long-distance relationship and could only reluctantly reject me.

Although I said softly that I couldn’t force myself to comfort my feelings, I didn’t think so in my heart. Because I don't have any thoughts about staying together for life with her. I just think this woman is noisy and really annoying.

After hanging up the phone, she was put on my blacklist and never contacted again.

In the early morning of the first day of 20xx, I was on a business trip in Guangzhou. It was New Year's Eve. People were celebrating, cheering, and embracing new life. Colorful fireworks bloomed outside the window, which was deafening.

At this time I received a strange phone call from Yunnan.

There was a timid young female voice on the other end of the phone. She carefully said my name and wished me a happy New Year.

I had no memory of this strange phone call, and I didn’t have any female friends in Yunnan. I asked her name several times, but she still refused to answer. In the end, I had to assume that she was a prank played by a friend.

After a few awkward conversations, the girl hung up the phone with a disappointed tone. After a few seconds, I suddenly recalled the small-town girl I had written a love letter to six months ago. When I called again, there was already a cold artificial voice in my ears.

That night, I was watching the gorgeous fireworks by the window, but the scenery in my eyes was spreading pale, and the phone was hung up in my ears. The ex-girlfriend sighed in disappointment and stayed there for a long time, staying up all night.

The next day I deleted all the strange women I had an affair with, and never said those insincere sweet words to anyone again.

Because I finally realized that those seemingly frivolous words actually contain a huge weight in every word. They weighed me down.

Although they are not I haven't had any substantial development with them, but looking back now, I still have a guilty conscience.

I am an ordinary person, I can even be said to be mediocre, the kind of person who is thrown into the sea of ????people and no one picks it up.

Due to various factors, I have not been a very confident person since I was a child, and I have not had many close friends. I once poured out my heart and soul to others and gave everything I had to others, but it did not end well. I also dare not accept kindness and favor from others because I feel like I have nothing to give in return.

At that time, I felt that I was not worthy of the beauty that I still long for, and I was not able to bear the unknown that came with it. The young man put on armor and held a spear and shield, but he lacked the heart to charge into battle.

I experienced temptation not long after I changed my career, but because of the tutor I received since childhood, I stopped the car in time at the critical moment and never made the same mistake again.

I was so scared that I told my friend about it. He laughed at me and said, "I have never seen you so stupid. You don't even eat the meat that comes to your lips." , I told him seriously that even if I am alone in the future as you said, I will not regret it at all, because I have no wrong thoughts about that woman, and I don’t want to bear the responsibility that I don’t want to bear. After all, life is still very long, and I don’t want to waste time on people I don’t like.

My friend sighed, this is how society is. It’s no different now than it used to be. In this climate where even having a relationship may not lead to the end, it’s very difficult to keep one’s true heart.

The friend who said this had just broken up with his eighth girlfriend. To be honest, I once envied his rich emotional experience, but his insensitivity frightened me. I also thought countless times whether I would follow the trend and make the same mistakes as him in the future. But after experiencing that incident, I felt that such complicated feelings were not suitable for me. Maybe it would be better for everyone if it was simpler.

Maybe I'm naive in this regard, I hope you won't laugh at me.

I once naively fantasized that my future partner must be a cute girl with a slim waist, long legs, and preferably big breasts. Occasionally, she will act coquettishly and mischievously with me. When watching movies with me, she likes to curl up in my arms like a docile cat, complaining about my poor cooking skills, and talking about the risk on my face from staying up late. Acne. Just waste every day and night.

I am willing to accompany me to many places, see many scenery, drink many kinds of wine, and introduce me to many reliable friends. After all, I am a person who talks a lot.

But I met you. Maybe you are not perfect, maybe you are average in appearance and figure, maybe you have a bad temper, maybe you have had emotional ups and downs in the past, maybe you are a blank slate. Maybe you have nothing to do with any of the above conditions, but what should you do?

Who makes me like you so much?

If you ask me, what are you in my eyes?

Then, it is probably the sea.

By the way, have you ever seen the sea?

Sometimes it is a silent sea, sometimes it is a turbulent sea, sometimes it is a gentle sea, and sometimes it is a wanton sea.

This is the emotion I have hidden deep in my heart for you, this is how I see you.

Zhang Ailing once said: When you meet the person you want to meet among millions of people, in the endless wilderness of time for millions of years, there is no step too early or one step too late. I happened to catch up, so there was nothing else to say, except to ask softly: Oh, are you here too?

Maybe they didn’t meet at the best age.

But you are really here, aren't you?

Just like Leader Wang said, I am not bad now, I have a conscience, and my conscience is you.

You are what I think about day and night day after day, and you are what I want to say, but my words are short and my love is long.

I hate people saying that I am a person with a story, because every time they say that, the pity in their eyes will make me uncomfortable for a long time. People with stories must have a past. , maybe you won’t say it, but you will have a grudge in your heart, but I promised you that I have to be honest with you. Regardless of anything.

I once had an unforgettable relationship. The reason why it is unforgettable and I am not afraid of your jokes is because that girl is the first person in my life who told me that I like you.

The final end of this relationship also made me mature a lot. Although I didn’t get along with her for a long time, you know that every person you have ever existed in your life has a reason for their existence. It only lasts for a short moment, maybe it will be a long time, but their final departure will make you suddenly want to understand a lot of things. more or less. Enough to last you a lifetime. Makes you a better person.

Maybe you still doubt that I will be disconnected from her one day in the future, but I want to tell you that I let it go. When I wrote the last sentence of the story about me and her, It's completely over.

Even if there is a possibility of starting over, I will not waver in the slightest, because this is not only because of love, but also because of responsibility.

The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart.

Counting the word count, it is far from the 6,000-word love letter I originally boasted.

I want to take a moment to write this love letter with you.

I mean a lifetime kind.