Ask for the best joke! ! !

1 Student: Wow! It turns out that the sand in the canteen is a gift of rice!

2. canteen notice: this window

It mainly sells teachers, students, teachers and students until they are sold out!

There are snacks in the canteen. One day, a student was sweating profusely in the runway canteen, shouting: Boss, have a pee fried rice! Everyone is sweating!

4, give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, I can tilt the earth!

surface tension

Two biochemists were sitting in front of the laboratory drinking coffee, and a beautiful woman walked by.

The old biochemist saw the dementia expression on his colleague's face.

She said, like us, more than 75% is water.

Colleagues still look stupid and say, yes, but look at the surface tension!

Team coach

This is what my professor told us. He used to teach in America. Some players never study, but neither does the university.

I want to graduate, and then I can join the professional basketball team to play nba. After retiring, I often go back to my alma mater as a team coach.

There is a student (let's call him Jordan) who will graduate soon, but calculus can't pass anyway, so he can't graduate and play nb.

Ah! So he asked his coach, who is also the coach of the school team, to intercede for him.

Coach: "Professor, please let Jordan live. The nba has been waiting for him for a long time! 」

Professor: "All right! Since the coaches have come to intercede, I will give you one last chance. "

"How much is one plus one? 」

Jordan immediately replied without thinking, "Two."

Coach: "Professor, please give him another chance! 」

Remember to brush your teeth! !

One day in the biological experiment, I observed my saliva cells, looked at them with a microscope and recorded them. Just when everyone was in high spirits.

I screamed when I carefully observed and studied. Ah ~ it was originally sent by the beauty teaching assistant ... the professor thinks it happened.

What happened, so he ran to look at her microscope. After that, he told her: remember to brush your teeth next time you finish your work.

Rinse your mouth! !