What are the top ten classic jokes?

1, money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

2. Diamonds last forever, but one goes bankrupt.

3, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge.

4, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

6. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

7. Refuse to accept anyone when you are drunk, just hold the wall.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

9, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, then adults.

10, what is love in the world? One thing wins one thing.