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Brother's joke
My brother is thin and tall, with thin and long hands and feet, small eyes and a pair of glasses. He has settled down and looks like a comedy star.
My brother is very interesting. He looks like a turtle with a hand in his pocket. He put two pillows under his stomach and back and put his feet in his pants. Then he found something round and put it on his ass, just like a mother turtle hatching eggs and preparing to return to the sea. This image made me laugh, and my brother took the turtle's hand to swim. When people see it, they will say, "Funny, funny, you can pretend to be a turtle and play some children's programs to make some children happy."
My brother is meticulous about his studies. Once at lunch, my brother kept thinking about a difficult question. I called several times, but my brother kept thinking about it and didn't even say a word. At noon, my brother ran out with a happy face and said happily, "I finally got this problem right." But before he began to eat, I had finished eating and was about to fall asleep.
My brother is also an out-and-out military fan and likes reading military books. I get excited when it comes to military affairs. But we talked about fighting, he talked about weapons, we talked about weapons, and he talked about fighting, which made us laugh and cry and said, "What a freak."
My brother has a lot of jokes, and there are more than a dozen when he exports them. It can turn a miserable family into a happy family, just like a happy ambassador, bringing laughter to every family. Therefore, we all call him Mickey Mouse Happy Ambassador in our hearts.
Besides, my brother has good judgment on everything. You ask him a word, and he will reply you ten words at once. My brother can be alive and kicking when playing online games, he can tell where the enemy is, and he can kill the enemy with one shot, which can make all games pass.
This is my brother, a learned scholar, a comedian and the king of our children.
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