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English joke: Cheese and mice are evenly matched.
So she ran out of the house.
Got on a bus and went to the store. She bought a mousetrap there. The shopkeeper said to her
"Put some cheese in it, and you will catch the mouse soon."
The lady went home with her mousetrap.
But when she looked at her cupboard,
She can't find cheese in it. She doesn't want to go back to the store.
Because it's getting late.
So she cut out a picture of cheese from a magazine and put it in a trap.
stupendously
The photo of cheese is very successful! The next morning, when the lady came to the kitchen, she found a picture of a mouse in the folder next to the cheese picture! Be equal in strength
One day, a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was afraid of mice, so she rushed out of the house, got on the bus and went straight to the store. There, she bought a mouse trap. The shopkeeper told her, "put some cheese in it, and you will catch the mouse soon."
The lady came home with a mousetrap, but she didn't find any cheese in the cupboard. She didn't want to go back to the store because it was too late. So she cut out a picture of cheese from a magazine and put it in the folder.
Surprisingly, this picture with cheese actually worked! The next morning, when the lady went downstairs to the kitchen, she found a picture of a mouse next to the picture of cheese in the rat trap!
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