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Husband: What time is it?

Wife: Ten o'clock.

Husband: Is it complete?

Wife: It's too early. No one else is sleeping!

Husband: I mean ten o'clock sharp?

Wife: Eleven o'clock then.

Husband: Shit, I asked you if it was 1 0 sharp.

Wife: Damn it, the hour is 1 1. It's not good for you not to fuck me for a day, is it

Husband: I'm just asking, is it 1 0 sharp?

Wife: fix it, fix it now! ! ! ! !