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A joke about giving up your seat

1, bus driver's diary: Today, I go to work as usual. An old man came over. I turned on the car radio: "Please give your seat to the old, the weak, the sick and the pregnant." After a while, the back was a mess, and many young people catered to the old man and insisted on giving him their seats. I wonder: Does this uncle look like Li Ka-shing? I have been driving for more than ten years and have never seen such a luxurious lineup. ...

Diary of a middle-aged woman: The quality of young people nowadays is really poor. An old man got on the bus and called on everyone to give up their seats on the radio. The car full of young people didn't hear it. Finally, a foreigner came forward. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said to these young people, "Where are our traditional virtues?" A busload of people offered their seats to a foreign guest? "This sentence is really useful, and many young people have come forward.

3. Diary of a business youth: I finally got a seat today, but an old man came up. He stared at us as soon as he got on the bus, obviously looking for a seat. It's not that I don't know how to respect the old and love the young. We ran around all day and our legs were broken. No matter how young we are, we all know that we are tired. That uncle's hair is white and his face is ruddy than mine. But then a foreigner offered his seat, and we couldn't sit still. We cannot lose to foreigners. So I let my uncle sit in my seat. Although a little tired, I think it is worthwhile, at least making a little contribution to the dignity of the nation.

4. Diary of Foreign Students: (The original text is English, I try to translate it) Today, I went to school by bus and slept with an old man. In our country, you can't give up your seat to a man, because no matter how old you are, you are still a man, and your dignity is inviolable. It's almost time for school. I stood up to get off. I didn't expect a woman to say something to everyone. Suddenly, several young people held me down and wouldn't let me go down. After a few stops, I saw that no one was paying attention to me, so I sneaked away and walked back more than three stops in the sun. I don't even know what's going on now

5. Diary is like snow: Today, I dyed my hair newly. As soon as I got on the bus, I couldn't wait to see people's reaction. But everyone in the car avoided my eyes and pretended not to see me. Later, a foreigner stood up, and then almost everyone in the car stood up and insisted that I sit down without listening to any explanation. God, I'm only 18 years old. I will never dye this avant-garde color again. ...

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