Who has a cold joke? The colder the better ~! ! ! Never too much. Thanks ~! @#￥

★ One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Shit! Someone took a group photo again! "

★ One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. It was sad, so it kept crying, crying, crying ... as a result ... it sprouted.

★ A roommate walked around in vest shorts at night, and everyone called him indecent and asked him to wear another shirt. This brother said: "These days, wear less if you can, and wash more if you wear more!" "

★ A man fell while walking. He stood up and walked on, and fell down again. The man sighed, "If I had known this, I wouldn't have gotten up just now."

★ One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the wolf. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you wanted. At this time, the wolf smiled and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is?"